Where does one acquire a mega band?

...okay maybe that was a little far. Rainbow Rocket is gonna organize the timelines soon to nuke me if I dont stop going savage on interdimensional shitheads

Its weird how somethings are so similar but so different with me and Brass' timeline. Like, some people are identical, some people are a different gender, some people outright don't exist, and then some people, my favorite weirdness, just have like slightly different hair colors. Or height.

I know where I'm going tomorrow morning.

my Karen livealert pinged whats happening

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.

Silver's love to say they aren't affectionate and they don't know how to be, and then they constantly go around inflating all Gold's egos and telling them how talented and good they are at stuff??? Like. You know what you're doing.

For the record Brass is still a dink and a dumb doo doo head, but she's now MY very loving dumb doo doo head dink that I adore 🥰

Girliepop is going through it. Oof. I'm glad that older, nicer me is there for them, cuz like, I'd want to, but I know I'm not patient enough. I dont think I'm ever gonna be the mentor type of Ace trainer...

I understand why Blaze went and lived on a mountain now, being so iconic and famous and popular is draining. That's my way of apologizing for not being on socials BTW.

Hey battle focused people, what's the best like, non league Pokemon challenge? I've already done Johto's Frontier, I need more.

@prisonbottle.bsky.social can I hitch a ride tho

I think I should force another growth spurt to happen real quick. I want to be the tallest version of me

I wanna be 6'2"....

Oh yeah it's Pride. I'm like, queer as hell. And I throw bricks at all the terfs and phobes, so watchout.

I knew I shoulda left right away and not started another mahjong match

@bronzeturm.bsky.social The dress arrived.

New Gio just dropped, everybody grab your hammers

I love lying to strangers.

It's weird to me as resident tomboy growing up to so clearly and definitely be the femme of me and Brass' relationship.

I see you talking about me Goldie. Stop trying to rationalize my behavior. I'm not going to play nice with shitty people. It's that simple.

A monarch just threatened to personally attack me, a teenage orphan. Because I insulted his partner who tortures animals. These people are sick. Eat the rich, kill your masters.

Especially Proton 🤢🤢🤢 just the worst one. Go back to jail please. Also Male Proton is just plain weird.

Rocket punks? On my feed?

Well, its official. Dahlia kicked me out of the Battle Arcade.

@kindledrose.bsky.social Sup dork

They have timeline Kotos??

I want to go to casinopolis. I want be a degenerate gambler. Babe Babe Babe Babe @bronzeturm.bsky.social casinopolis

Man I love that my bluesky feed is just clones of me and my gf

I'm being so gross and PDA but I haven't seen her in person in like 2 weeks so whatever.

@bronzeturm.bsky.social Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe where are you right now

Also a lot of my doppleganger are super dude bro-y guys, so that sucks

#kantolife #herewegoagain #ltsurge

Is this not how everyone decides what to buy?

Me and Sil--Brass are both Champions now so we went on like, an Indigo Champ honeymoon kinda thing where we flew down to Sevii and just lived the beach life for a week.

Alright, I look hot, my team looks hot, there's an hour before they close for the party, it's showtime

Just one more day till I become a champion.

@bronzeturm.bsky.social babe babe babe babe

My devoted fans might be wondering what I've been up to since I went media dark for like a month or so, and the answer is, as always, training. Punching rocks, flexing under waterfalls, wrestling Ursaring, kissing my girlfriend, running marathons.

I'm here now, get ready punks.