The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.

I'm 🤏🏼 this close to purposely getting sent to Hell just so I can spend eternity tormenting ICE agents and members of the Turd Reich. Ahhh, heavenly!

Authoritarians don’t need civil war. They just need the fear of it. Armed civilians on the streets shorten that distance fast. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Republicans were so terrified by the mythology of armed men crossing our border uninvited to terrorize US citizens that they were left with no choice but to... send armed men across a border uninvited to terrorize US citizens.

I keep hearing about these violent illegal immigrants, but I never read about them wandering around in packs, heavily armed and masked, harassing people like the government is doing in Minnesota.

The evolution of MAGA's Mask Derangement Syndrome.

It's fascinating to see "why are you so mad? Don't you see the people of Venezuela cheering?!?" become the main defense on the Right. Especially given that their own leader has never once said what happened on Friday was about Venezuelan freedom or self-determination.

Venezuelans so desperate to tell us about Venezuela that they're not hearing us telling them about the United States.

We're not upset about the fall of a brutal dictator in another country, we're pissed off over the murder of the Constitution in our own.

I'll touch grass when it's on top of his grave.

Nick Shirley's shitty video gets the DOJ and FBI to "surge" resources to Minnesota, but Trump says Epstein's victims aren't worthy of his time. Sure. Tell us some more about "justice."

And so, having failed utterly their once lofty ideals, the States settled into a spirited game of 'Who's Left Holding the Dynamite?'

I'm sure the Right will applaud the next independent journalist to knock on Donald Trump's door demanding to see what the donors to his ballroom are receiving in return for their investment... right?

Trey Gowdy is giving Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element...

We're not defending the fraud. We're accusing you of only caring about it because of who the suspects are.

This administration is packed full of morons. But that doesn't make them any less useful. A breakdown:

So I've been told DOGE uncovered definitive evidence that millions of people were fraudulently receiving federal benefits... anyone know where I can get info on all the arrests they've been making with this information? Anyone?

Latest Substack dives into what becomes of a political party when blind devotion becomes gospel. open.substack.com/pub/personal...

A holiday conversation with a Trump voter sparked a thought. What comes of telling your political party they have your vote, "no matter what?" open.substack.com/pub/personal...

True story.

It would concern me far less for my son to identify as a female than as a Nazi, or anything Nazi adjacent.

Honestly, the single greatest piece of evidence I can currently find to debunk the idea of a Higher Power are the poor souls already turning Artificial Intelligence into some sort of God... or allowing it to convince them that they are.

I do a bit of voice work on the side and recently completed my own version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Throw some hazel nuts on the fire, grab some boiled pudding and settle in for a Spirited Christmas present from yours truly. Merry Christmas! 🎁

If we let him call it TrumpCare, I'm pretty sure Donald Trump would do single payer.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Bari Weiss tried to avoid a story and ended up making herself and CBS News the entire story. Well played, genius.

JD Vance isn't saying you don't have to apologize for being white in America anymore. That's never been a thing. Instead, he's saying you don't have to apologize for being openly RACIST in America now.

Did you know Donald Trump thinks stealth fighter jets LITERALLY go invisible?

Someday, Donald Trump's name will be redacted EVERYWHERE, not just in the Epstein Files.

The only thing Donald Trump has reduced by 600% is our national dignity.

I bet this cost a petty penny.

Dear MAGA, Ask yourself why you so often find yourself in the position of having to explain what Donald Trump actually MEANT to say.

Tick tock, Pam.

Mass shootings are possible anywhere. They're only probable in one place.

Something to think about: Erika Kirk has shown far more anger over accusations she's cashing in on her husband's murder than she ever did about her husband being murdered.

Act faith which must silence all other voices in order to feel safe is, in fact, faithless.

What the Dell???

Indy? Yeah, nah.

I hear Trump is a fan of putting his name on things. Here's a suggestion...

Trump administration wants to look through five years of social media posts before somebody can enter the country. By that standard, over half of Donald Trump's own cabinet wouldn't be able to enter.

Creatively, I am what might be referred to as a geological event.

Republicans are dinosaurs. Next November is a blue asteroid. 🐱‍🐉🌠💥💀

"Why are liberals so mean???" Maybe because your shit-for-brains president is pumping The Constitution full of holes while stuffing his friend's (and his own) pockets with our money, and you're standing there with a shit-eating grin on your face telling us how much our angst sustains you?!?

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

Once, you looked up to Charlie Kirk. Now, Charlie Kirk looks up at you.

If Christmas were really a celebration of Christ, we'd take our most valuable possession and give it to somebody who has wronged us during the year.

I am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! 🙄🤬

The year is 2025. The smallest minds are making the biggest decisions. It is going about as well as you might expect.

White House brags Trump often puts in 12 hour days. I'm pretty sure most of us could work a 12 hour day if we got to nap through every meeting.

If they don't have to PROVE it was an actual narco-terrorist they killed, then even YOU could be a narco-terrorist.