Jesus CHRIST! 😲🤦🏼‍♂️

I want to be surprised that JD Vance failed to reach a deal with the Iranians, but my Flabbers are all out of Ghast.

How poorly is Donald Trump's Iran war going? They're now using Epstein to distract from it.

I really shouldn't have to say this, but threatening to commit genocide is not a negotiating tactic. It's a war crime.

Evil wearing the cloak of faith can never be the lesser one.

If you voted for this man and you do believe Trump means what he says here, you support a war criminal. If you don't believe he means this, you support a liar and horrible negotiator. Which is it?

The president of the United States is a terrorist.

🗣️ You can't blockade wind and solar.

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One of the many lessons of Iran for the United States will be that a man should never punch someone smaller until he has tucked his testicles safely away.

If you telegraph long enough that you would vote for a reprobate Republican over literally ANY Democrat soon enough, all the reprobates become Republicans.

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Germany realizing they didn't start THIS world war.

Welcome to the "what's that in your mouth?" era of American governance.

I'm fact-checking Trump's State of the Union speech tonight. As soon as I hear one, I'll let you know.

The State of the Union is ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛.

If you happen to bump into Bari Weiss, please tell her thank you for helping to introduce Jamie Talarico to the rest of the nation via her sniveling cowardice.

Signed up for Rocket Money, but was dismayed to discover they couldn't cancel my subscription to this season of American President.

Any MAGA want to explain where all the arrests are of the undocumented immigrants Trump and Miller say they have evidence are voting illegally?

Never hunt a hornet with a flamethrower. This is a post about Minnesota and the federal government.

Notorious sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell is watching TV and petting puppies in Texas tonight while just up the road your local Hispanic gardener gets his head beaten in by federal employees for the crime of seeking a better life, but please go on about how "no one is above the law."

"Ha! The first lady's movie did marginally better at the box office than you expected!" Oh? How much of a profit did they make? "... shut up!"

I think they're using Trump's drug price math. 🙄

Being wrong is not a flaw. Insisting you're right in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary is.

Regardless of their politics, federal employees must be so tired of this constant bullshit.

Arresting a journalist the same day you release millions more Epstein files feels very... calculated.

Seems like a good video for his trial

Never make war on a winter people in winter.

Kristi Noem is exactly the sort of idiot who would shoot John Wick's dog.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Rep. Ilhan Omar is a badass. That's the post.

You've seen what they do in the streets with cameras all around them. What do you think they're doing behind the closed and tightly guarded walls of their detainment centers?

Christians, God doesn't need you to fight for Him. He commanded you to fight for THEM.

In case you missed it, this regime just did another double-tap. First on Alex Pretti's body, then on his character.

The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.

I'm 🤏🏼 this close to purposely getting sent to Hell just so I can spend eternity tormenting ICE agents and members of the Turd Reich. Ahhh, heavenly!

Authoritarians don’t need civil war. They just need the fear of it. Armed civilians on the streets shorten that distance fast. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Republicans were so terrified by the mythology of armed men crossing our border uninvited to terrorize US citizens that they were left with no choice but to... send armed men across a border uninvited to terrorize US citizens.

I keep hearing about these violent illegal immigrants, but I never read about them wandering around in packs, heavily armed and masked, harassing people like the government is doing in Minnesota.

The evolution of MAGA's Mask Derangement Syndrome.

It's fascinating to see "why are you so mad? Don't you see the people of Venezuela cheering?!?" become the main defense on the Right. Especially given that their own leader has never once said what happened on Friday was about Venezuelan freedom or self-determination.

Venezuelans so desperate to tell us about Venezuela that they're not hearing us telling them about the United States.

We're not upset about the fall of a brutal dictator in another country, we're pissed off over the murder of the Constitution in our own.

I'll touch grass when it's on top of his grave.

Nick Shirley's shitty video gets the DOJ and FBI to "surge" resources to Minnesota, but Trump says Epstein's victims aren't worthy of his time. Sure. Tell us some more about "justice."

And so, having failed utterly their once lofty ideals, the States settled into a spirited game of 'Who's Left Holding the Dynamite?'

I'm sure the Right will applaud the next independent journalist to knock on Donald Trump's door demanding to see what the donors to his ballroom are receiving in return for their investment... right?

Trey Gowdy is giving Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element...

We're not defending the fraud. We're accusing you of only caring about it because of who the suspects are.