When Donald Trump says "thank you for your attention to this matter," what he's really saying is "thank you for your INATTENTION to that other matter."

Donald Trump once famously (and likely factually) claimed that he could shoot a man in cold blood on 5th Avenue and not lose any followers. That means whatever is in the Epstein files is worse than cold-blooded murder.

Pretty sure we've reached, "if this doesn't end him, nothing will" territory for real.

Genuinely no fuckin' clue how to build engagement on this platform. Any hints?

They got you to believe trickle down economics would work, even as they convinced you that YOUR money should never have to trickle down.

Welcome to the United States of Amortization.

Never underestimate the value of a wise man who knows when to act like a fool.

An empath on mind altering drugs is a wild thing, y'all.

Gee whiz, America. If you were going to abandon representative democracy, the least you could've done was pick a benevolent king to start with. Yeesh!

Just to simplify it: The Republican fiscal policy is Eugenics by neglect. Dead people simply cost less.

Republicans: "We want to make America great!" Other developed countries: "We have universal healthcare, longer lifespans and happier citizens, even with higher tax rates." Republicans: "It can't be done. Dead people are less expensive."

It truly says something about the mind of a Trump supporter when they assume the election of a Muslim to be mayor of New York means Sharia law is coming or something. Guess what. We're smart enough to know that Zohran Mamdani is a leader, not a king.

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Temporary hunger or permanent misery for millions of Americans. That's the calculous for Democrats right now. They have the winning hand, but they need to sell it.

The same people who did THIS in 2009 would very much like you to know that protesting in the streets is now silly and childish.

Republicans will literally tell you abortion is murder, charity is theft and anyone who can't afford to raise their child is just lazy.

Donald Trump is going to be PISSED when he finds out his ballroom doesn't contain any actual balls he can play in.

I don't need a judge or jury to prove Donald Trump is a rapist. I can tell just by the way he runs the country.

Seven million marched. Many millions more showed support by honking, waving or sharing photos online. Don't let them gaslight you into thinking Saturday didn't matter.

Trump's sycophants and supporters are VERY intent on making sure we know precisely how LITTLE they cared about today's history making protest. Just so, so, SOOOO little. They can hardly WAIT to tell you how much they weren't paying attention to any of it. 🤣😂🤣

Scenes from the No Kings Day protest in Vancouver, WA. Thank you to everyone who showed up! 🐸 Bless America!

If Donald Trump thinks no one cares about today, let's see him organize seven million Americans to march FOR him.

What we didn't see during No Kings Day is as important as what we did. Plus, answering the White House's question: "Who cares?"

Pretty amazing what the Deep State was able to accomplish without masks or draconian restrictions for the press, including Fox News. 🤪

Republicans are so confused, man. They think teen girls are adults and 30 year old men are kids.

So, if I'm understanding the rules correctly, we can't call it "fascism" until they start putting us in jail for calling it fascism. Do I have that right?

I'll never get over, "the Dems planted Trump in the Epstein files... and then forgot to release them before Biden left office." 😂😂😂

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Christianity and MAGA are not compatible. That's in the Bible. A few thoughts...

Trump says they 'found " the money to pay the troops on October 15. What, did they send JD Vance over to the Pentagon to... search the couch cushions?

Donald Trump's cabinet members love him the way maggots love a corpse.

It's ironic that we call them MAGAts, because they are basically pledging allegiance to a corpse at this point.

If Joe Biden was an auto-pen, Donald Trump is a busted crayon shoved up the nose of a 2 year old.

The people I grew up hearing repeat ad nauseum, "there's no such thing as a free lunch" are frustratingly incurious about the cost of a domestic military campaign.

Go look up the phrase "plenary authority" and then ask why Stephen Miller froze up like Mitch McConnell after those words slipped out of his mouth on CNN today.

In the history of the United States, only one person convicted of sexually exploiting children has been allowed to serve their sentence in a minimum security prison. Her name is Ghislaine Maxwell and she has the goods on Donald Trump's true relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

Donald Trump is Stephen Miller's auto-pen.

Fox News is fentanyl for rageaholics

There is no scarcity. There is only greed.

They want to put people in jail for burning an American flag? What's the punishment for taking a shit on the US Constitution?

In a world filled with pretty people, Be beautiful.

Why don't Democrats post AI-generated videos of their opponents saying stupid things? Because we don't need to. Republicans say stupid shit all the time.

Republicans got drunk, crashed the car, and now they're trying to drag the unconscious body of their Democratic passengers into the driver's seat.

Every single American knows and loves somebody Donald Trump considers The Enemy Within.

What comes next will either mark the beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning. Either way, our generals have to know by now that we're fucked.

Be sure to thank your local millionaire/billionaire when the government shuts down this week. Hopefully their tax cut was worth it.

If Charlie Kirk is your generation's MLK, you're this generation's Hitler's Youth.

Trump could do the funniest thing to upstage Charlie Kirk at his event today...