The most maddening thing about Trump's lies regarding the 2020 election is that the PROOF he is lying is IN THE DOCUMENTS HIS WHITE HOUSE JUST POSTED. And yet, he knows most of his followers -- most people -- will never take the time to actually read them.

I just witnessed the American president experience explosive diarrhea (of the mouth) on live television tonight.

So Trump is telling us China stole voter information data UNDER HIS WATCH? Is that what I'm hearing? Why isn't he in prison then?

Trump is basically admitting to stealing the 2024 election here, isn't he?

Used to be DHS did background checks to ELIMINATE people like this from federal law enforcement. Now, being an unhinged lunatic seems to be a job requirement.

There is only one thing you need to know when it comes to Todd Blanche: During his time in the U.S. Justice Department, the lives of Jeffrey Epstein's victims have gotten immeasurably worse while the life of Epstein's most loyal enabler has improved. That alone is disqualifying.

What are we drinking for the Pettysburg Address tonight? (wish I could claim credit for that one)

🙋🏼‍♂️ How much testosterone does it take to push a button and launch a missile from 300 miles away? Or to fly a drone in Iran from a base in Europe? Just asking for our dipshit Secretary of Losing War.

No, it's not your imagination. This administration really is that dumb. With a B.

We can all agree presidential approval polls are now basically just a measure of who's informed and who's uninformed, right?

Always remember: Whatever they're accusing US of doing... they are planning to do to us.

So there's a major flare-up in the ongoing conflict with Iran... but the American president is giving a prime time speech on an election from SIX YEARS AGO?!?

Quick question... If transgender people are as violent and deadly as the transphobics in this regime would have you believe... why do we NOT want them in our military?!?

Republicans in Congress are like parents who keep handing their misbehaving child a hatchet and then being "deeply concerned" when they find wood chips all over the place.

If you will not enforce the law for the law enforcers, then there is no law.

A nation that cannot enforce its laws without injuring its innocent can either make better laws or fewer innocents. Guess which path we're on.

Personally, I prefer my Todds parboiled.

There is one question liberals always ask me and conservatives never do. The reason reveals something about each.

Electing Donald Trump to run your country is a bit like asking Hannibal Lecter to cater your wedding. It'll be entertaining as hell, but lots of people will absolutely die.

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

Could there possibly be a better metaphor for MAGA than the Reflecting Pool? Slimy, shallow, toxic, falling apart and utterly lacking in reflection.

THEM: "You'll never get people over to your side by calling them idiots!" ME: "... why would I want idiots on my side?"

The circus and the swamp had a fling...

I don't understand why Katie Miller is so upset the Democrats called her husband Stephen an "ugly fuck." Personally, I'd be more upset about being married to an ugly fuck.

Donald Trump's own media company lost 22X more money in the last six MONTHS than The Late Show did all of last year.

We're going to need a MUCH larger slush fund to compensate victims of Donald Trump's political weaponization. $8.647 billion, at least.

Excited to see what dark horse presidential candidate Otto Penn can do.

In what way is Donald Trump like Jesus Christ? Both men could turn just about anything into whine.

I can see why Donald Trump would need a $400 million armored ballroom to keep him safe whenever he's not golfing, attending a UFC match, NASCAR race, football game, business tour or dining at his own open-to-the-public country club.

Jesus CHRIST! 😲🤦🏼‍♂️

I want to be surprised that JD Vance failed to reach a deal with the Iranians, but my Flabbers are all out of Ghast.

How poorly is Donald Trump's Iran war going? They're now using Epstein to distract from it.

I really shouldn't have to say this, but threatening to commit genocide is not a negotiating tactic. It's a war crime.

Evil wearing the cloak of faith can never be the lesser one.

If you voted for this man and you do believe Trump means what he says here, you support a war criminal. If you don't believe he means this, you support a liar and horrible negotiator. Which is it?

The president of the United States is a terrorist.

🗣️ You can't blockade wind and solar.

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One of the many lessons of Iran for the United States will be that a man should never punch someone smaller until he has tucked his testicles safely away.

If you telegraph long enough that you would vote for a reprobate Republican over literally ANY Democrat soon enough, all the reprobates become Republicans.

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Germany realizing they didn't start THIS world war.

Welcome to the "what's that in your mouth?" era of American governance.

I'm fact-checking Trump's State of the Union speech tonight. As soon as I hear one, I'll let you know.

The State of the Union is ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛.

If you happen to bump into Bari Weiss, please tell her thank you for helping to introduce Jamie Talarico to the rest of the nation via her sniveling cowardice.

Signed up for Rocket Money, but was dismayed to discover they couldn't cancel my subscription to this season of American President.

Any MAGA want to explain where all the arrests are of the undocumented immigrants Trump and Miller say they have evidence are voting illegally?