The funniest part of the Garrett-Verse trade has been Eagles fans like, “Verse badmouthed our city once, he deserves to be in Cleveland”

Sounds like the pool of shitty ass Democrat candidates for office just grew

Is there any difference between this and morons on here who believe that any criticism of the Democrats loses them elections, rather than, say, the accuracy of those criticisms?

One Republican turns to another, “is he dead?” “No, worse, facing consequences”

Gotta remember to do this

The day before his birthday party would be funniest. Do they cancel or do we just get the shittiest tribute show ever made?

“I vote for the lesser evil” I say, grasping at anything to justify being conservstive.

Wait, before you walk a mile in my shoes, let me throw some stones in there so you think I got it worse than I do

Maybe Male Loneliness can be solved by diplomatically distancing the country from Israel

“These guys all went to college together!” (Looks up the college, it‘s Shithead U, the college for assholes) “Why is that good?”

I’m pretty egotistical (I *should* be God King and all) but it still mystifies me that someone could be like, ”yup, providing this feedback is going to be the start of them making this place less woke!”

It is pretty funny that the jackasses most likely to complain about leftist wreckers are people whose political instincts cannot be distinguished from “purposefully trying to lose”

In the backgroud of a chase scene, a vintage typerwriter is knocked off a desk and shatters and Hanks was inconsolable for two weeks.

‘Everton get £3.8 for Gordon sale‘ feels closer to his actual worth than what Barca are paying. Goddamn hilarious.

Haha, holy shit, can barely breathe, fucking Barcelona are fucking suckers! Anthony Gordon?!

A work nap would fucking hit like heroin right now, they should be mandatory.

Gotta admit I do chortle a little every time that jackass makes the troops look like the bunch of suckers they are.

‘Hey, I wonder if anyone made a joke about the band Anal Cunt at the Great American State Fair…‘ I might be the dumbest person alive for being shocked that search result turned up porn.

Fine. Sometimes it’s okay for a car to accelerate into a crosswalk

We’ve been complaining about spell checking and auto-correct not working for over a year now

Why is this breaking news?

“Can you just make an exception for my car?” would save everyone a lot of time here.

Thrown for a goddamn loop like “holy fucking shit he got old fast” until I remembered “oh yeah, different Sting”

“Why don’t you just google that?” I did, and google attempted to flirt with me, now howsabout you just say it?

The Ferris Wheel scheduled to appear at the Great American State Fair on the National Mall has pulled out releasing a statement that it was unaware and had been led to believe it was a celebration of the country and veterans.

“Flo Rida’s still alive?!” - Flo Rida

If it happens today, it’s because Bret Michaels cancelling broke his heart.

$600 (from me, to me) for Lee Fang to read this to a date.

Approved by every Democrat who voted for the Laken Riley Act.

this classic turns 10 today

These people will try to 🤔🤔🤔 you with essentially the idea that ‘I guess there aren’t any good candidates if you don’t like my choice,’ then bitch if you don’t vote.

Rats fleeing sinking ship for the safety of the Titanic already on the ocean floor

Probably should be bigger news that a Democrat Rep was exposed by a former far right winger as having told him that while he is a Democrat, he’s with them.

Updating Sherlock Holmes to make him even more into race sciences.

Just like GOP’s Project 2025 was no different than all the far right racist shit Republicans have wanted since the parties reorganized over racism, the Democrats’ Project 2029, unsurprisingly, is just going to be the same pathetic shit that won’t fix anything that they’ve run on my entire life.

Killer Mike? Ha

Crazy that they're making a second form of currency for pedophiles. They couldn’t just be happy with crypto?

Once again, there are no good accounts that use politicians as pfps

Since we’re seeing some jagoff try to tell people that ugly bald fuck Miller calling Talarico trans is actually a trap for democrats…

That attack by Stephen Miller was approved by every Democrat who ever gave any credence about questioning support for trans rights. From Newsome to Chris Murphy, they all approved it.

What gave it away? When his defense of abortion was to make a weird, racist attack on immigrants?

Of course Republican God has a penis, how else is He supposed to fuck children?

Why does Taylor Swift always look like she’s suffering from allergies?

Makes sense why that dipshit from the AFT is a signee on the Harper’s Letter

”killed by errant basketball” suddenly shoots up the predictive markets

Packer Park doesn’t count as Philly

How could anyone be pessimistic about the country with a line up this hot?!

How arguing with a lot of freaks on here feels.

“average Knox County Mayor has taken 23 chairshots to the head" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person takes zero chairshots. Glenn Georg, who played a wrestling ddemon, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

They say no one wants to work anymore but the person who put this together scraped the hell out of that barrel.