“But what about our midterm focus on costs and corruption?” has all the useless pleading of saying it’ll ruin the tour. It’s insulting, really.

How does this hellsite not have a “Batter signaling a challenge” gif in there the DAY that started let alone still. You’re the social media site for nerds who like baseball, adjust already!

Don’t get everyone saying she’d do the same as last time given that she has a much bigger name recognition now, she could drastically improve all the way to a distant fourth.

Maybe it was AI

If it feels like a fragment, you gotta check on that.

I am in a Lynchian Hellscape (the light above the shitter in work is audibly flickering)

arc de pédophile

He’s moving to Albania you son of a bitch

Where are all the geniuses of congressional rules now? You can point out all the time that Democrats don’t have the votes in the minority, but now when they just talk about passing bills, you don’t wanna mention that you actually need more votes to override his vetos than just to get rid of him?

Tailgate group chat making me realize we dont talk enough about how good of a bop Fantasy is. Instant mood improvement when I hear that drop www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq09...

It was someone’s ring tone, but I couldn’t think of the song name “Imperial March“ so called it “Star Wars Taps”.

I’d rather give up the game check. Maybe ask that it be donated to an actual charity that does whatever the Bananas’ fake charity is supposed to help.

“The Democrats have made it two whole Presidencies back to back without having a member of the child sex ring, that’s why they’re the moral party!”

If you ever listen to Dem leadership, you quickly realize you’d have to be insane to like them. “Yes, of course every single Democrat voting to impeach Donald Trump COULD come off like tacit approval” meanwhile anyone who isn’t insane can see it’s to deflect from leadership’s actual support of him.

Maybe we should try to learn less about each other.

SEEING HOW MANY PEOPLE QUOTED WITHOUT LIKING THAT MAYBE THIS PLACE NEEDS A LESSON IN MANNERS

We’d have a fucking utopia if everyone who’s ever said this went off into the woods.

Am I the only one who doesn’t read this as criticizing Israel? He’s not saying they’ve done anything wrong, just that Trump hasn’t been America First enough to fight ‘any normal countries’ normal self interest’.

Guy must really want to go back to twitter.

Look at the doctors:

More of a stupid authoritarian thug. The entire point is to trick people like this. You aren’t supposed to throw your hands up and say “guess I like being tricked then!”

Israeli unleashes a bomb that automatically targets hospitals and schools in Operation: We Cannot Express It Anymore Clearly How We Are The Bad Guys And Even A Tepid Support For Our Existence As A Nation Is This Century’s Form Of Nazism

Canadiens really act like they’re a virtuous country electing 99% Biden

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

It’s pretty tiring how there isn’t a single degree of difference between losers talking about a lack of college protests anymore and Nazi Irony

Replace “war with Iran” with “any conservative issue” and that basically describes the entirety of Centrism, Third Way, Moderates, Liberals, etc.

Harper doesn’t have a ring so this makes sense. Gotta fit in guy like Postseason Hero Arenado (a career 1-7 record in the postseason)

“This Gary guy blocked me and we never even interacted!” Yeah, if we had interacted, you would’ve blocked me first so I saved us both the time.

As someone who doesn’t own a dog, let's talk all the assholes who want to run every pedestrian over with their car first before we talk about dog leniency foreseeing the crumbling of society or whatever.

“Shit. Gotta make that illegal.” - The Government

Has Morning Joe criticized Hasan yet? Cause that guy killed a woman

Of course the guy honking at the mini bus driving senior citizens to medical appointments is in a Tesla.

is it good that my magazine sees a single poster on a marginal social media website as its competition

Sounds like someone wants to do a Bolshevik Revolution (and never will)

"we're a very serious publication who also considers ourselves in actual competition with a random commie dork's bsky account"

Just what all those countries who helped wanted, more servicemen fucking up their land.

It is pretty funny that guys who know The Third Reich didn’t last that long are like, “I bet our Fourth Reich can outlast The Catholic Church“.

Why ponder what you already know, amiright?

The American government invoked the Avignon Papacy? (rhythmically pounding table) Schism! Schism! Schism! bsky.app/profile/wesl...

The ball has been condemned to hell by papal infallibility.

Worst conversations about Jazz are when you’re just listing a bunch of guys who played in Utah back and forth and nodding in agreement about how none of them are likable.

People are gonna come up with all kinds of reasons if Trump ever abandons Israel when the clearest answer is right here.

Selected a group of files to open, all named in numerical order, and Adobe opened them as 9, 8, 7, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2, 6. Sure sure sure, you tech guys are gonna do AI.

Hillary WARNED US. Like here she is between two of the biggest ghouls in american history! SHE KNEW AND WARNED US!

Is it a coincidence that Margaret Thatcher died on Rex Manning Day? Some say no.

The John Brown stuff for guys like this is just Nazi Irony.

Year of the Five Presidents.

I know the blame game shouldn’t be played but let’s not forget there are two people to blame for this current situation more than any other: the Clintons. Hear me out: it’s them.