A past full of sketchy comments that say “centrist jagoff” before “leftist hero“ despite running as the latter? Leftist bona fides only reflected in his team and not any actual policy he’s passed? His primary opponent is a lady people wished stayed in her spot? Is it Barack Obama or Graham Platner?

you can tell he's a real socialist by the way he runs to DNC mouthpiece Jen Psaki to cry about how mean everyone is being about his nazi tattoo and Blackwater pedigree

I really feel for the IT guy where I work. I sit by his desk and just have to hear him tell other employees over and over that they cannot be using GenAI for what we do as they keeping pleading about how lazy they are and he keeps repeating they’re still gonna have to actually do work.

They gave him a spotlight on the centrist dems channel and he couldn’t stop whining like a loser. PISSED.

Would. But it’s still fucked up when Norwegians do it.

“It’s really interesting to have this whole power structure…” he says, being interviewed by a former Biden administration member on the network for structurally supporting Democrats.

Anyone who ever says anything like ”the left won“ fucking anything in this country is telling you right there and then you can ignore anything they say.

I can’t believe Trump’s FBI would do such a thing in 2023 while Biden was President.

Nostalgia this pathetic usually comes with a swastika armband.

Ellis: I still hold a grudge against my grandpa for stealing my nose. That was not in good faith.

I was at the centrist meeting to work on political messaging for democrats and you would not believe how much Olivia Julianna was pushing for more anti-LGBTQ policies. She yelled at one point if we can put something in there that was so racist, James Carville had to walk around the block.

Why do I need to leave a leftist bubble when the second I leave it, I see shit like, “you called your first cousin, once removed, your aunt, (like everyone on the fucking planet does), how can anyone trust your campaign after this lie?”

It’s actually weird if your family doesn’t have at least one cousin who is actually an uncle or aunt.

Why are there still disgusting assholes who don’t properly wash their hands after using the bathroom? Like buddy, get more than the essence of water onto your hands, sick fuck.

Turning the big wheel that says racism on it and getting mad when anyone asks you to stop.

I saw him ramble through a debate answer where he said we need abortion because of rapist migrants. Like, I don’t think we need to spare grandpa’s feelings to take away the car keys

It is pretty funny that every democrat who says democrats need to move to the right to win always says it in the exact same way Trump would, where the actual real criticisms of the party are somehow not the fault of the people causing them, but rather their victims.

That’s gotta be the dumbest fucking reason to leave the party.

No matter what comes of it, let’s all agree to blame Olivia Julianna for whatever anti-woke horseshit comes out of this Decide to Win bullshit.

Heard you graduated first in your class… at fucking clown college, fucking clown.

Why would Ronald Regan sleep with a porn star when he’s already married to the throat goat?

I looked into the metadata and it says you're a bitch.

Always funny when someone criticizes a reliance on the writings of Marx, then you ask them what writings developed their beliefs and it’s like, “Where History and Pop Culture meet!”

They say history is written by the winners and the fact that we have to hear people argue that Confederates statues are a part of history instead of ”never being put up in the first place because who honors traitors?” really tells you who actually won there.

Oh, you mean to tell me the creature that sucked my blood was actually the doctor? Well, I do not trust Acula Frankenstein any long.

“In that spirit (of not supporting his candidacy), I support him and the entire citywide Democratic ticket in this general election”

Hit dog hollers

Hit dog hollers

“You don’t get to be a Senator” isn’t “fuck this person forever, they have no path for redemption as far as I care”.

Roman numerals tattoo? Gotta ask him his thoughts on Cato before we rule out that one as non-Nazi.

“I’m immune to propaganda.” (NOTE: this user consistently cheers for the predator or prey in animals videos based on which one the video is focused on.)

“Companies across the world launch complaints that their scam departments are being scammed.”

The bots are out to defend Platner. Flipping from ”Trump is a cult leader” spam to “Why can’t the democrats just blindly support this guy?!”

My anti-establishment candidate is being backed by the establishment? They MUST be listening!

That $100k-$150k range being so in the bag for Platner… might as well also tell me his biggest support comes from Gen X.

Lady running a red and nearly me over so she can get to the gas station. It wasn’t going anywhere you dumb bitch

Nobody wants to work anymore. “We found a candidate” “He has major issues, find another.” “(Confused look, like a chastened puppy) But we found you a candidate?” ”This one doesn’t work though” “(Look turns stern) We found you a candidate.”

“Alex Jones, Noted Conspiracy Theorist and Government Stenographer”

Seeing all of Wes Anderson movies on sale reminds me of being much too proud of instantly calling The Darjeeling Limited, The Darboring Express. …I still like the joke.

When you see it from the air like this, it’s just like, Keep Going!

Citizens in Portland are getting mixed signals from the Trump Administration. First he wants to send in the National Guard, now his FBI is arresting Chauncey Billups.

Since the 60s?! And how did this not affect Astrology? Is it full of shit?

With that testimony Mike Trout provided, it’s the perfect organization for him, not wasting him a bit.

Old dude standing outside Sephora clearly waiting for a wife like just fucking go in, if it turns you gay, anything was going to.

The funniest part about Zohran going gloves off in the last debate is Cuomo had to run as an independent to hear it. He could’ve just lost once. Just hilarious to get your ass kicked, get up saying “you think this is over?” and immediately getting an even bigger asskicking.

It’s still amazing how many idiots believe shoplifting actually closed stores and not profit margins that were never going to survive covid lockdowns.

I don’t believe Mamdani to be perfect but every time I see him, I do hate that Philly is stuck with Cherelle Parker.

The PR records at the body building gym looking like

it's freedom this and no rules that until a fat guy at your convention does a striptease on stage and then they're like "ok maybe some rules"

I made it ten whole seconds before I started uncontrollably laughing m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeiK...