Just seeing this reply with him blocked I assume his issue is he wasn’t the focus.

Bryce Harper is the baseball version of wearing Joker makeup under the V mask.

The NBA tanking stuff is hilarious cause it’s like, there’s always been shitty teams! When was there a time there weren’t at least 2-6 shit teams? Once again, I blame Howard Eskin’s shit kid

I bet this person would’ve approved of the MOVE bombing

Fucking six more years of this…

(Bart trying to egg on a riot at a bank voice) “what do you mean Trump’s too much of a pussy to fire Republicans Congressman who speak out against him?”

Me committing to something:

I heard he’s too much of a bitch to fire them all

Listen to this dumb bitch and endorse me, Gary, for President. While you can.

I’m okay with the women winning gold if it means the men don’t medal at all. Those Thachucks are everything wrong with society.

No Excel, I wanted you to take away those leading zeros I specifically added instead of realizing you should just treat them as text. I’m sure programmers are unable to get this to work, but can do AI for everything in my life.

Frasier- Ham Radio

(Seeing any voicemail at work) Alright, who’s the dead motherfucker?

When people are in cars, they instantly become manager brained and everything has to cater to them and any effort on their own part is forbidden.

Star Trek: It’s totally not Khan guys… OMG It's Khan! Regret that I didn’t walk out halfway through, or like twenty minutes in if we’re being honest.

“You can’t tax me because I know how to spend my money better than the government but also I was tricked.”

Does it mean anything that the heads of just about every single modeling agency are in the Epstein emails like, “ah, Jeffery Epstein, my favorite sex trafficker! Our personal relationship only pales in comparison to our business relationship! What of our common associates, people in power?”

Leftists love to say they aren’t affected by propaganda but all these “leftists don’t hate all technology“ posts putting up pictures of Taco Bell have me hungry.

“You can’t make me feel bad for my actions! That’s unfair!”

We may say these people are dumb fucking idiots who can’t grasp simple logic but the truth is we think they are smart enough for that, so we are left with the only possible reason for their behavior, which is that they hate trans people.

Mark Robinson nods in approval

Petitioning the DA in New Orleans to seek the death penalty for Shia LeBeouf

Hillary Clinton at the wheel marked racism, everyone’s begging her to stop turning it, she spits and creates a slur for Greek people.

Democrats will look at election results in North Korea and yell about totalitarianism but really they’re mostly angry that no centrist democrat would ever be popular enough to hit those margins.

In case you ever need a vision of how the Democrats would react to an actual third party on the left, just look at Labour in England currently on “even in areas where the Green Party polls higher than the Labour Party, a vote for Green is still a vote for Reform” as an argument

Why would you block me before I can see this absolutely devastating comeback?

It’s amazing we have to listen to any political strategy from people that gave us “it’s 2016, we just pissed off half of our electorate running a primary that got us sued, should we extend an olive branch when naming a VP? FUCK NO. WE GOTTA SHORE UP THE PRO-LIFE DEMOCRAT VOTE! ALL NINE OF THEM!”

The future where Josh Shapiro is crashing and burning with a primary run even worse than Kamala Harris keeps me warm at night.

Bernie, second only to Biden with black voters: “not good enough, he can’t win with such little support!” Pete Buttigieg, who polled at Dick% with black voters, who’d have to see his support quadruple to even reach double figures: 😍😍😍

Major US Political Parties you can vote for if you don’t like the baby concentration camps: 0 Major US Political Parties you can vote for if you are fine with the baby concentration camps: 2 But we have to hear from jagoffs that they’ve been abandoned by both parties because Dems are too far left.

I wonder how bad it is on a scale of 0 to Lloyd Howell Jr.

I know the phrase ”worst blunt rotation” gets thrown around a lot…

What’s the point of doing anything at all for anyone if the reason you lose is ’almost entirely because of inflation’? Got charts for days until it becomes this thing he feels and suddenly you don’t need any proof the left wing of the party never gave Biden any credit before Israel’s genocide

“Under our management of ICE and CBP, American citizens were only being killed by them without anyone knowing it was them, Trump doing it in the open is gauche.”

The one problem in america is our ribeyes have gotten too dang expensive. Once again that finger is on the pulse of this nation.

I’m not saying AOC would be as bad (though she could), but I knew Obama was gonna suck simply by “they wouldn’t let someone good speak at the DNC”

Platner was put in front because he’s totally a leftist and not that putting him as the face of a new democrat party chops it off at its knees. Can’t be that. Also, he needs a job that isn’t selling oysters to his mom as a part of his redemption story. Do you hate second chances?

Drafted a post so bad Bluesky didn’t give me the option to save it.

It’s just a fun coincidence that the loudest ”vote blue no matter who” democrats are also the democrats who get the loudest voice in the party. Totally just a coincidence that the people most likely to get their way in the party are the people most likely to demand blind servitude to it.

Friday before the blue checks get a three day weekend so they’re really out in dumb force today.

‘Protect Bill Clinton or else Nazis will be Antisemitic!’

liberals will be like "I prefer capitalism because it's a meritocracy" and then live in a society run by pedophiles

Labour now plans to apologize to Corbyn for not fighting Brexit more. But only for that.

(Pawing into the jar of mayonnaise with globs of it around my mouth) “see, I’m not a picky baby”

If I didn’t know this character, and you gave me 500 guesses on where it’s from, I’d guess “world cup mascot” 500 times.

“We have a zero tolerance policy because nuance requires work, which is illegal for management to do”

Every other nominee was an illegitimate white nationalist?

Remember when we had presidents who weren’t in the Epstein Files and instead just hired and held as close confidants people that were? Refreshing, ain’t it?

GUY DOING COKE WITH RFK JR in a bathroom: okay RFK Jr., here’s your line, on the mirror, on top of the tank lid, like normal people doing coke in a bathroom. RFJ JR: NO! Put that line of coke on the seat! Where the butts have been!

YouTube is gonna announce that they aren’t going to track views anymore.