Sundaaaayyyyy

Hump Day meets Jocktober

Sometimes my job has perks 😍

My boyfriend sits like this and then wonders why I am always slapping his ass at home… hehe

Happy Nude Monday 🥳

Something stolen from the Louvre?! There’s only one women who can save us now (sorry for the niche French reference)

✨bottoms up✨

Happy Saturday from this lazy boy

Walked into my local Coffee Lab (a cafe chain in Greece) to the barista blasting Stereo Love at 8am, truly living the ideal Balkan coffee shop experience (video for reference)! youtube.com/shorts/JJSd9...

I missed hump day so will you accept this a day late?

In my profile, I note that I block accounts that follow me that have no posts or media but also I guess I should update that to also say that I block accounts that post AI slop. Even if it’s like one or two posts, that’s an automatic block. I don’t want that kind of person in my life

lets go and get that bread (and feta)

Here’s to hoping anxiety doesn’t get the best of me this week

I just think it’s incredible we get to live in a world full of art and music both brimming with emotion and love! Cosmic dust to creatures singing at the top of their lungs with joy and pride; what a dazzling miracle life is!

Got off work early today! What to do now?

Happy Sunday, slutty boys!

Saw some of my favorite paintings last night 😍 from painter Yannis Tsarouchis

Robbie Williams is having a concert in town and I can hear it from my apartment and as an American, I still have no fucking idea who he is

I decided on July 1st that I wanted to spend less time online and more time reading and in those three months, I’ve read 18 books!

Happy Jocktober

They’re testing emergency sirens today in Greece and I learned part of the tests is that Greek churches have to ring their bells for three minutes to test them too and that’s just the most Greek thing that their churches are also part of the emergency system hahaha

you guys are not upset that I only have one pose for all my thirst traps, right 🥺

I got really obsessed with Brilliant Minds last year because I think Zachary Quinto reminds me of my boyfriend and so I watched it because I missed my bf but now I’m with my bf and I’m still watching it and it still gnaws at my feelings, I can’t figure it out.

I love that some guys have penises and some guys have vaginas! How fun 🥰

Good morning!!

I’m trying to slowly fade away from social media since my relationship with it is so utterly vexed and so I was glad to learn I wasn’t online enough to know about the rapture! Small wins haha! (I recognize the irony of posting this on social media)

Got this post so I could wake up every day and gaze upon this gay ass scene dreamed up by John Craxton

Took this banger of a photo five years ago haha

I didn’t realize moving back to Greece would apparently include moving next door to the Mamma Mia musical hahahahaha

Not hump day yet, but would like humps anyways 😏

My phone reminded me I took my favorite photos of my chest four years ago today

tbh just havent been interested in posting thirst traps as of late and I’m 100% okay with that

My boyfriend forgot to do laundry yesterday so today he’s wearing my sexy briefs because he’s run out of underwear 🤤 I’m not complaining hehehe 😏

hello sorry I’ve been gone because I’ve been doing some archaeological survey in the Southwest! See you on the flip side!

Your slutty archaeologist boyfriend went to go visit the most important archaeological site this side (west) of the Mississippi yesterday

I don’t know what to make of this article. It’s celebratory but ambivalent. It tries to make the hyperspecific universal. I agree, queers have been sluttier than ever (yay!) but I didn’t get that from this. It just read as a narrative that implies this guy’s social and sex life is better than yours

jockstrap saturday a thing?

Regret I couldn’t see the real thing, but its cool that they show the burning of Zozobra live on tv (for the uninitiated: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zozobra)

Me at 21 (aka 10 years ago 😅)

my mom was a diplomat so sometimes when I visit home, I find some fun mugs to sip my coffee out of

my uncle has a box of cereal in his cupboard that expired in 2019!!! They’re pre-pandemic 😭I don’t understand how but my brother and I are the few functioning male members of our family

Went commando for my flights today to New Mexico

My boyfriend has the most beautiful ass and I think that’s slowly turning me into a top hahaha

So envious of my boyfriend who got to go to a nude beach today!! But it’s okay. When we both get back from our vacations, he’s promised that we’ll go to the local nude beach together

North Carolina experienced such horrendous flooding these past few years and the scars are still everywhere and nothing is back to normal and it’s so hard to live through such atrocities knowing that the current government doesn’t care about you or your community.

hotel core

My taxi driver the other day explained how he once had a huge crush on a trans woman and that that made him realize that so much of society is constructed around arbitrary rules and for the first time, he felt free to just live whatever life he wanted. It was very touching 🥹

On my flight today, sat next to a business guy who had printed out a revenue and earnings spreadsheet and spent half the flight staring at it and randomly circling various numbers and going “hmmm…”. Is this what people in finance do? Is that it? Please advise because I have no clue!!

I hate the American cultural idea that when you’re 30+ years old, you’ve got to always go to bed early, can’t party, can’t hang out, always stay in. Are you kidding me?! You’re gonna actively choose to close yourself off? There are 80 year olds in Greece with far more active social lives than you.