Is instagram not working for anyone else?

Im a few more messages from annoying and unattractive people away from just deleting Grindr.

Im 34 years of age , no i dont have snap, tf

I am somehow in my “it’s fine, i’ll figure it out” era AND in my “I need to do things right tf now” era.

I really wish people would stop asking if im having fun while im gogo dancing. Im there to entertain y’all and make money, but then y’all want me to lie and say im having a great time. Im usually not. Just pay me and watch me dance. 😂🫶🏽

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

Your School House Rock moment......

caught in 1080p

I have a friend who is very kind but not very smart.

Tap dancing really is a next level situation, because what do you mean you’re playing percussion and dancing at the same time. Tf! How?!

Im into selective sluts. Like by all means, sleep around, but make sure it’s not an obsession and make sure you’re only picking high-quality dudes.

Sheryl Lee Ralph y'all.

Haven’t seen any news today 🙂 just watching anime and eating

As mercury and Venus retrograde end; my main take away is a reminder that my younger self chose to give my current self no Plan B so my only option is to achieve Plan A. It was scary to remember that until I also reminded myself that I’m totally on a trajectory to achieve my goals sooner than later.

My holes becoming a real pussy

Just gonna leave this here…

This is high art

Did y’all know that there are people ACTUALLY complaining that Rachel Zegler isn’t yt enough to play Snow White…

Part of my becoming an adult journey has been realizing that sometimes I’m not included in things because I tend to pull focus naturally even if I try/work not to.

Dentro de 275 dias o EP "999" de @dehanno.bsky.social será lançado. ⚔️🛡🗡

Asking if I have a bluesky or Twitter via insta just means you want to see if I have public nudes…

As soon as I have enough money to make it happen, I WILL NEVER SEE WINTER AGAIN, if i don’t absolutely want to.

Why do Geminis like me so much!? Like 75% of the men I attract are Geminis or have Gemini placements, it’s crazy.

complementing me about my ass is so played out and stale. I literally have so many outstanding physical features… take your pick.

At what point do we leave this country? Like, what’s the “that’s it for me” moment?

Fuck buddy saw me at the gym just now and told me I looked “even bigger than usual”… he will be getting his back extra blown out in the near future.

Still that friend who’s never home.

No LA dates is unnecessarily nasty work.

It was indeed poppin

Oooo it’s gonna be poppin tonight!

I wanted to be a star and honestly I am, so I just need to release this music and stop playing.

I really am a great negotiator. If you don’t want to meet ME in the middle, you just want trouble and I can’t help with that.

For the male ga(ys)ze

Thought: The part of me that’s in control is the bigger person, but anytime I’m in any situation, there’s part of me that just wants to fight, which I hold back. I wish I got more credit for not let him take the wheel, even when I probably should have.

So the Nazi stuff wasn’t enough, it had to be human traffic dudes being in direct contact with her daughter. Got it.

A friend got their mousepad yesterday! So happy with how the butt and bulge pads look 😭 🙏 designing the custom padding was worth it!

Finally at home for the next couple months. 😮‍💨

It’s really satisfying to see a pattern and then dodge it. ☺️

The European Union just kicked Donald Trump straight in the economic nads. $28 billion dollars in retaliatory tariffs— and not just on steel but motorcycles, bourbon, peanut butter, and jeans. Is Trump really this fucking stupid?

When people show up in your life and take action, it really accentuates how people before them were all talk.

gonna do something crazy next week… 😆

Frou Frou put out new music and it is healing me.

*Wet Plap Plap Sounds

Accepting a shift and showing up for work are two very different feelings. 🤧

Got flowers from a boy today. That’s a nice feeling. ☺️

Don’t forget folks, today is when most Scorpios are made! And condoms are free! 💁🏽‍♂️ #happyvalentinesday