after last night feeling the desire for this ring more and more. Does anyone know if this can be resized? www.vestiairecollective.com/women-jewell... (yes, it's set with little maggots. I love it.)

I've "lost" or said goodbye to two potential submissives/clients this morning, and the difference between my feelings on each couldn't be more staggering. Longpost below. vvv

I had exactly the virtual session I thought I was having last night: ice bath edging, shopping, big fat sends, and additions to our debt contract. There's more, but I can't give you everything. My favorites are my favorites are my favorites.

Evaluating how I’m going to change your attitude. Well lit hallway @godxhaus

I love little sub funded goodies.

Dommes: Where are we getting our made to measure leather these days? I'm thinking I want a moto style jumpsuit.~

Since I keep getting inquiries for this: Yes I do want a service sub but no, if you've never met me, you are not a good fit. ISO people who I've met in the community and have solid rapport with. This requires far more work, time, and effort than put in by people who pay for my time.

www.instagram.com/p/Dagrj9Gmsg... new lil crashvamp post just dropped.

The hottest thing you can be is obsessed with me.

underrated pleasure: getting in the last word and then ✨blocking✨. It's free, and maddening to the exact kind of person who summons the delicious temptation of doing this petty behavior in the first place.

sundried tomato ricotta + parm spinach sausage with sprouts and balsamic reduction on a toasted amoroso roll. my haters have never eaten better than me.

Playing tomodachi life between cute little text sessions. Who's next? 📞609 200 5329

Just let my sub who's ~$5000 in debt pay of an eensy bit of it by helping to refresh my wardrobe for summer. I'm still thinking I need a pair of shoes that -aren't boots-, and new swimwear. I wonder how much I should collect.~

Yes, I do want a $3400 hutch from anthro to put my kink equipment in. It'd be so cute in my office. Be even cuter if you covered it. throne.com/cashvamp

It's been a while since I posted enough to warrant top 10%, but fuck it.~

semi recent unhinged client experiences.

throne.com/cashvamp/ite... Purchasing this game for myself (unheard of cashvamp activity) is my plan when I'm done my session tonight. Unless, of course, you spare me the impossibility that is purchasing anything for myself.

I have an unexpected vacancy on Tuesday that I'd love to fill. Email me for details.💌:[email protected]

Thank you darling dear.~

sometimes I really do appreciate seeing my vintage content in my archive/ love seeing how far I've come. I was wearing a thong I'd taken from a one night stand in this pic. 🤭

schutz-shoes.com/products/lex... actually yes I do need these.~

Top 15% on OF but Top 1% of people reaping what they sew (paying the PPA).

I'm not a huge astrology person, but if mercury's in the microwave they must have hit the popcorn button this time.

There’s potential clients who use my booking form, promptly send an ID photo, and then send a deposit all within three emails. Then there’s the people who text me for three weeks, incorrectly fill out the form, and continue to ask me inane questions. Guess which one I’m prioritizing.

Ate oysters and had a day frolicking in reading terminal, that was romantic in a philadelphian way. If you'd like to cover my day off, you may at $CashVampire

Corporate wants you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

Realizing that I've done rope at work twice this week is like whatever Pinocchio must have felt like when he was turned into a real boy. I get why there are large swaths of the community dedicated to this, actually.

Thank you so much for letting me torment you, R. 💖

items that I am obsessed with and think you should consider buying for me, for the love of seeing someone have incredible taste:

Hello, I’m Serenity (She/Fae/Any) 🥰 Plus Size cosplayer and NSFW VA! Support SWers! 🥰 Linktr.ee/clickclacksnac

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✨ you can delete my twitter but you can never delete me from the hearts and minds of fellow perverts. ✨

who's your favorite art school dropout? #oursky #datephilly #datedmv #datedc #datenyc #gfe #kinkygfe #findom

unfortunately, even if I WANTED a regular job, nothing in my field is available, so I suppose I will just continue forging my own path. ✨

I am very eepy after my excellent session this morning. Thank you again to a certain someone who let me tie them up, beat them up, and then made them bounce on it crazy style.

I've decided to take a rare day off. This means house music and webfishing. See you pervs tomorrow.~

my headset I bought in like, 2020 is on it's absolute last legs. throne.com/cashvamp/ite... It's not free to make your favorite hot evil vampire's day better, but damn does it feel good.~

Using nipple clamps to secure something with wood glue was not on my bingo card today, but here we are.~

I had the most darling little text session with a fem sub last night who was aching to have her first queer experience. It turns out I can wax poetic about eating a girl out for much longer than previously thought. Who would have guessed.~

instagram down again (shocker)

Something I despise about my twitter being deleted was the fact that there were so many hot "in the day of" images were deleted too. There were pics of my body I was trying to let the internet goon to until the heat death of the universe. Justice for cashvamp lost media.

Attaching your leash to my belt to drag you about while I decide your next challenge to endure 💋 You’re welcome, worm.

it comes as no surprise that someone wants me in fetish gear.~

the palest, sun soaked vampire you've ever seen.

Thinking today's the day to fix the code of my niteflirt listings. Wish me luck.

gotta write in "kinks too hot for this site" on a hooker advertising platform and the banned words are literally "puppy play".

Realizing I have five years of twitter promo to make up for, so enjoy these lewd pics of me posing like a denim model, in Mugler. #gfe #kinkygfe #femdom #findom #datepa #datephilly #datedc #datebwi #datedmv #datenyc #dommesession #dominatrix

I've always dreamed of having "oh no my fur coat has shed onto my latex stockings" problems. Haven't you always dreamed of having "oh no she's being mean to me in minimal clothing" problems? #datephilly #oursky