So so excited to be offering doubles with @Mistress_June8 (twitter) this weekend in NYC. We already have a big juicy session with a favorite of mine. Don't you wish you could see us? 💌[email protected] Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

www.stevemadden.com/collections/... Kind of think that these are adorable and want them for the summer. I think it'd be so cute to have my toes out and mess with the minds of pathetic little perverts. Go fetch.

Last weekend I received a massage from @dctrey.bsky.social that was absolutely phenomenal, & really kicked me into a higher gear about valuing the impact of sensory play as a warmup for my own sessions. I also got to see @cassylemoi.bsky.social later that evening & chit chat. Go book my friends!

Damnit. Only got one skill and that’s endearing people to me 💗

I am now @crashvamp_ on twitter. Putting this out there in case people are wondering (until I get my OG twitter back)

So so excited to be offering doubles with @Mistress_June8 (twitter) this weekend in NYC. We already have a big juicy session with a favorite of mine. Don't you wish you could see us? 💌[email protected] Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

Clients: please be mindful of leaving receipts in envelopes. I do not need to see the details of your checking account. Furthermore I'm going to be mad that you have like 30k in checking that should be in a hysa or a certificate of deposit.

If you've ever called me mommy, where the fuck is my mother's day present?

NYC I'll see you in a week. 💖

gyazo.com/10be08e3b2f7... Damn, who at asos got fired?

stockroom.com/collections/... not even remotely surprised these sold out

I want to do a post-ironic "fuck you pay me" scene with a finsub, where I give the flattest "just in it for the money" kind of performance for the love of the game.

if twitter could make up it's mind about where it wants me to be, that'd be great

Yeah, I was feeling generous.

Just got out of the steamiest little virtual cucking session. Yes, I can and will fuck your girlfriend better than you could ever dream, and you're lucky to even get to watch.

Just got home from my sub funded pedicure. I am absolutely going to reward him with photos.

me posting lewds before noon is like, a miracle.

If you aren't actively supporting fascism in an impactful way, you can stop clutching your pearls about being exposed as per the news this week. Especially if you have no plans to chargeback. It's giving "I'm scared of gold diggers" when you in fact, have no gold.

"Love" is a nice four letter word, but I find "Done", "Paid", or "Sent" so much more romantic.

I just know there's going to be men popping their sissification cherries by being kristi noem's hubby for halloween.

Replacing my birthday manicure this evening. Who wants to purchase it and worship all the perverted things my claws dug into to celebrate my 30th? 💌: [email protected] to inquire

your favorite internet vampire is taking care of herself. be good and cover the cost.~

Accepting applications for one prospective April fool. Applicant must supply own costume (including poulaines and cap and bells). Expectations include but are not limited to: doing funny little dances, playing the lute and/ or lyre, self flagellation. Inquire within.

Could you even hold a candle to one of my favorites? Could you compete?

who's buying bustedbrand latex, and why? some of the designs are cool enough, but like, standard size garments for the same pricing as made to measure??? fatphobia??? scalping vintage skin two magazines???

places you can always get me a giftcard for and why: rapture & repent: so so so underrated as an indie underwear designer. I haven't collected all of their pieces (yet) but I just got their sisera panties which I've apparently wanted since college (ft. my etsy wishlist) The designer repairs pieces

"sorry honey I cheated on you, here's a $20,000 bag" is an incredible marketing scheme.

Ended up thrifting a leather jacket that originally belonged to someone in the philly leather community in the 70's. $140 to reimburse. I really wanted to keep this piece in the community.

So like obviously I am always going to want my luxury items on my wishlist (super expensive shoes) but who was going to tell me that turning 30 as a Domme was going to mean lusting for an anthropologie hutch???

Sharks: I think this would be unbelievably funny to play music through while I'm in session: ebay.us/m/Y16e9E

etsy.com/listing/1389058801/customizable-custom-leather-boot-harness?ref=user_profile&bes=1&pro=1&variation0=3866050891&variation1=3866050893 ABSOLUTELY need these. Imagine me walking down your block in boot harnesses that say "pay to play" or "life ruiner" Maybe even "ppa hater".

Today, I got to cradle my arm beneath the waist of my harnessed submissive, and intermittently tickle them with my manicure, and buzz their little brains out, and if that's not a worthwhile use of an evening, I don't know what is. Imagine being edged like that for an hour. They sure don't.~

To the lovely gentleman who just emailed me about a rendezvous: your email is full! I'd love to get back to you. Try me elsewhere or clear out your inbox. 🤭

Thank you friends.

I may be turning 30, but I'm never outgrowing this

Doing my best to go through ad sites, social media bios, etc, to update my age. Apparently I have been 26 on STG for four years.

It's my birthday today! Turning 30 is something I've looked forward to for a while. Thank you to everyone who has spoiled, wished well, and otherwise funded my day. I am surrounded by such wonderful admirers and coworkers who've made today fabulous. throne.com/cashvamp

Clear your schedule, it's time for you to tremble for me.

in case you were wondering, this is how it's done.

🎂Happy birthday to me.🎂 The rest of you have four days to catch up.~

PSA all fur enthusiasts: my beautiful fox fur coat is going into cold storage for the season sometime this week. If you wanted to book a session incorporating it, you better hop to it.

Six days until I turn 30. Your time to celebrate with me is running out.~ throne.com/cashvamp

Deeply appreciative of whoever sent me the paddle by edgeplayfoundry unfortunately their store is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. I've messaged them on a few places in hopes to find them, but this money may just go towards Lush. I hope my anonymous admirer understands. <3

this is like, someone reporting me right?

Gonna start calling my military subs my cute little tax returns.~

Started off this evening with two really excellent digital sessions. I've converted yet another admirer to "coffee is always $100".

my sub: "so like, you always get what you want, don't you?" me: "have you met me?"

See Leather, Post Leather

Someone definitely gets it. throne.com/cashvamp/col...