Am I the only one that says puh-puh-puh-penis like those old chia pet commercials?

That .308 is absurdly nice. 20 round group basically just mag dumping to see how it ran

Schoostbangs

Cat tax

New trigger in the Glock, new grip on the revolver, and I got the stock and mag release from Tacpack so I threw it on my AR for funsies

🤔

So you inhale dust with every breath give or take, and a portion of dust consists of skin cells. And a portion of that would inevitably be dick skin cells. So there is potentially a million dicks in you *right now*

Dropped by a flea market and found this

My anxiety is kicking in hard now that I'm setting up to stream man I'm about to psyche myself out of it. I might still stream range day(s) though

Actually I genuinely might do that. I recently bought an absolute ton of shit off Amazon and what not, could do an unboxing stream for it all and segue into replacing the parts I bought for my revolver and Glock...

Maybe I should do a Tacpack unboxing stream 🤔

I just got some random phone tripod off Amazon. I'll see about doing an irl gun range stream some time this week. Not entirely sure how well it will actually work considering it's gonna be loud as fuck.

I just bought a practice sword so I stop swinging around my real ones. Probably should have done that a while ago.

Maybe I should figure out how to stream on my phone and stream me going and fucking around at the gun range I frequent. It's usually a mix of me trying to get better accuracy and me just mag dumping on the target for funsies...

Maybe I shouldn't be fucking answering these when I'm depressed and in a bad mood

I just feel fucking lost right now

Also I just sat on the world's coldest fucking toilet seat.

It's genuinely depressing sometimes thinking about how much I've fucked myself over. After I got out of highschool I went full hermit mode using the excuse that I was helping take care of my grandma before her health got too bad and she had to get put in a home.

YUM

Hopefully I worded this well instead of rambling like an idiot

The fuck happened to my hand?

Oh good the bots are here no the main reason to use this site is in the trash

Bureau of alcohol firearms tobacco and explosives? More like the Bureau of Ass Fucking Taxpayers Everyday. I fucking hope the proposed bill to abolish that overreaching corrupt nightmare of an organization passes.

I read a lot of 2a questions on quora because 96% of them are stupid as fuck and even genuinely well articulated sincere answers get completely ruined by fucking typos. the second I see one its welp now you sound like a 15 year old pseudo intellectual midwit. Fellas? Use spell check.

I feel like at this point the people calling everyone that doesn't agree with them Nazis and fascist are... You know, actually the Nazis and fascists since that's their whole schtick. Why does political stuff keep coming up on my feed? Go away.

I know basically no one is going to see this but I figured I'd ask anyways. Has anyone by chance had the opportunity to use the radian ramjet/afterburner and can tell me if it's worth spending 2/3rds of the price I spent on my G45 just to replace the barrel?

I might have went slightly off track here.

I got bored and put a giant ass foregrip I had lying around and the dumb little dinky (3x magnification I think?) scope off my crossbow on my .22 rifle as a joke because it made it look ridiculous but I'm actually starting to like it.

I was cleaning my AR-15 since I took it to the range today and almost got the cleaning rod stuck because I'm a fucking idiot.

Korn made a hot sauce?

I found an oopsie while wandering around

I did the many shoot bangs today. My index finger is actually kind of sore lmao

Merry crimbus y'all

I randomly bit the shit out of my lip while I was asleep and I don't know what caused that. One moment sleep next moment holy shit ow.

I warned you bro, I warned you I was gonna pimp out my glizzy. And apparently get a 1911 as a Christmas present.

Chat, do I have rizz?

I bought a second holster because I found a way better one wryyyyyyyyy

🤔 Is it sacrilegious to put a Sig Sauer Romeo on a Glock 45? I'm pimping out my glizzy.

I keep buying gun stuff help

Chat help, I'm tempted to buy a giant penis plush/body pillow for my stepsister because she'd laugh her ass off. The biggest one is like 70 bucks and it's 90cm/36 inches. It's enormous.

So some of you may have picked up on this but I'm currently living with my aunt and uncle. Well my uncle has been talking about how much he wishes he had an excavator or backhoe, so I bought him an excavator for Christmas. An RC Excavator.

Not being able to edit posts is infuriating when there's a single typo I didn't catch so I have to delete the entire post just to fix it because it would drive me nuts otherwise

Hello chat, I want to play a game. A game called musical landmines. Next to you are headphones cranked to max volume and I will post my personal playlist in the replies. Turn shuffle on and hit play. Scattered across the list are songs with quite explosive beginnings. Good luck, neophytes.

Holy shit bloodywood and Babymetal did a song together and no one thought to fucking tell me?

So the nameless king and Duke's dear Freya we're both were one thousand percent in the nightreign trailer, and with it sounding like dark souls the roguelite, I'm wondering if it might not be kind of a best of showcase. Like think we'll get cleric beast or vicar Amelia or something too?

Fuck all y'all weirdos who do this

I'm gonna try and start posting more again but don't hold your breath because I've just been going through the past few months like a zombie. No thoughts only muscle memory. I'm still really active on tellonym because it constantly sends me notifications so check there to see if I'm dead or not. 🤷