#$MSTR Will he end up in jail? 🤡

#$PLTR rally driven by accounting gimmicks and unimaginable cruelty. Alex Karp will be reviled for ages.

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social no time for suitcase sandwich and the morning paper #GoPens

I guess the Grammys is going with a lip syncing competition this year.

thought painting

the five foot assassin with the rough neck business

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social brand new youre retro #GoPens

massive attack will keep you strong just like a vitamin

i do this all the time

no one on the corner got swagger like us

i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week

sids an mvp candidate lookin to quietly be put on the mt rushmore of hockey

back to the grill again

shawty lo i got flavor

drop the top and let the sunshine in

id put mcgroarty in 25 and tell him to watch kevin stevens highlights the kid has heart

how is it a trip and embellishment? just covering your ass?

i look round and i knew there was no turning back thunder

you strange to us thats why we gettin dangerous

the rate of our ascension makes statisticians feel sickly

drip drip drop there goes an eargasm #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social can i kick it #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social thereve been times in my life ive been wondering why #GoPens

shall i count the ways i don't have the days

properly gorgeous

if nurse scores tonight the hockey gods can go fuck themselves

shake ya ass but watch yourself

folded the set and i aint even started yet #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social dont be sad youre a world class fad #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social and days move slow #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social in all these circles deranged i spin deranged i spin #GoPens

i see chickens on the other side if pens cant win this then they aint a good team #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social i want to thank you for lettin me be myself again #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social like a diving rain yeah like a restless rust i never sleep #GoPens

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social born with a cigarette glued to his face #GoPens

the greatest americans were born to do one

i never knew thered come a day

im not saying im number one. im sorry i lied. im number one two three four and five. #GoPens

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“Bits of information that Trump hears from friends, he takes them as truth and you can’t shake his opinion,” John Bolton. Ronald Laude, heir to a makeup fortune with business interests in Greenland, first put the idea of acquiring Greenland in Trump's head. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

40% Of ICE's New Hires Have Criminal Records For Domestic Violence, 6% Have Outstanding Arrest Warrants For Felonies, A Few Were Just Arrested Last Week. 500+ ICE Agents Were Charged With DUIs While Off Duty... These Are Idiots, Not Agents.

@penguinsnhl.bsky.social damn thats my jam damn thats my jam #GoPens

Jayden Scott, CEO of Harmony Investment Group in Troy, Michigan, resigned after video showed him yelling at anti-ICE protestors in Minneapolis, calling them “terrorists.”

Henrik Rybinski doles out one of the biggest hits of the AHL season on Roman Ahcan russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/14/h...

chamomile tea with lemon and maple syrup

I don't feel compelled to publicly stand up for the independence of the U.S. Federal Reserve system.

BREAKING 🚨: Japan Japan's 30-Year Treasury Yield jumps to 3.52%, its highest level in history 🤯👀

Nearly 173,000 outage reports were reported as of 12:50 p.m. EST.

just that very minute it occurred to me the suckers have authority