#ffxiv - content warning for insects specifically a locust

if i had money i'd be so fucking self indulgent with ocxcanon shit by comissioning my fav artists every time i could oguhajddhsakjddh

whats your sick meal because i default to either eating nothing but bread, cheese and cucumber or cottage cheese and oats rice cakes with a bit of sugar... like that is my safe sick food-

been thinking about dragon kaeya a lot lately

[mildly inconvenienced by a headache] i need to fucking die

i cant eat my cake because it has bananaaaaas ougghghgh

im going to say something really stupid

the comedy of me not playing baldurs gate since astarion broke up with me bc i was too nice-

long time no kaeya - so ✨here he be✨

kaeya, is it safe to let that man be so close to your coochie #chaeya

funny how i've been passed down the worst medical genes from both my parents i can either experience those shit in the future or be fine: -leg muscle aches so bad it will make you faint -the little worm on my intestines will probably blow up -leg burns -diabetes the others? already have them-

i really underestimated how bad i am at math-

the fact that we're in second digits of this month is making me nervous-

THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ABOUT THAT???

my grandma yelling at me at 4am thinking that i was still up and playing the computer but this bitchass turned on by itself so i got rudely woken up like ITS NOT MEEEE LET ME SLEEPPPP

are turkey hams suppose to smell like cheese...

mosquito drank so much of my blood that it's bloated ass couldn't fly anymore this greedy fucking mf...

whee ze i had to relearn so many things dawg but i got there-

good catch #chaeya #genshinimpact #kaeya #childe #tartaglia

commission from vgen!! #chaeya nation tonight we celebrate ajax's birthday a lil late

:) i did it

do you think i can get it up to a thousand-

what do you mean theres a waterfall here called boob waterfall

fuuuuuck i burnt my fingers so bad on steammm 😭😭😭😭😭😭 son of a biiiiitch

I hope all the ppl reposting and commenting on that meme post I made about porn do the whole "call Paypal" thing bcs reading about ppl that lose their account bcs they bought smutty books gives me major anxiety.

GALLADAY LOVECHILD WHOO KSADHASK

MY CAMERA FELL OVER FUCK

does fairy dish soap has ammonia because hahaha

september is coming so fast that's so scary-

i need to personally destroy every mosquito in my house right now

some old pt art i still like

vgen.co/tartaeya selling some art dirt cheap to get verified. check it out! (lmao the thumbnail...)

girl is it normal to feel like your liver drop lower for few minutes-

no gachiakuta oomfie im suffering-

DUDE.... YOUR BOOBS...

girl i did not think i was capable of two hours of manual labor i feel like im going to have the biggest headache once the adrenaline wears off but oh well ill enjoy the high for now-

i cant believe a buttplug is a solution to one of my problems bro what the fuck do you mean

move, dragon boy, i'm eating him up myself oughghg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 [wip]

sudden tboy urge to give myself a buzzcut

apparently we had black mold issue for at least 9 years now no fucking wonder im going crazy-

lahabubu...

i think i might be a lil high on paint-

myyfuckng goomy i owe everything to

why are they in the ground-

love me love me love me! #chaeya

note to self slippers are not called that just for fun they are in fact slippery especially when you get them wet 😭

#chaeya slappable and smackable

girl i miss phainon so much