Celtic, Hearts, Dundee United, Hibs, St Mirren, Dundee, Motherwell, Falkirk, Livingston, Kilmarnock, and Rangers all welcome the chase.

Kairat head coach not got all his coaching badges yet? Surprised he’s not been made to work under Frankie McAvoy for this European campaign

Long shot but driving up for a show at the Fringe later on. Anyone have any tips on anywhere central to park this time of year that’s a 15/20 minute walk to Monkey Barrel?

Was a bit slow off the mark so after a couple tickets for Hearts v Motherwell a week on Saturday if anyone hears of any going ✌️

They could have posted something a little more culturally relevant to Motherwell like a bookies or someone in a Celtic or Rangers shirt

Liam Gallagher’s going to dedicate Live Forever tonight to Rangers’ title challenge

I know Russell Martin’s vegan but I reckon he’ll have a lot of beef with his players after that

Here’s the article I wrote for the @thejamtarts.bsky.social programme on Monday night. To be involved in any way with this club is always an honour and I’m chuffed to be contributing a few more pieces throughout the season.

Wrote an article for the Hearts programme tonight. Give me a shout if you see it 🫶

Four years ago. These lads must be well good at Quidditch by now.

Excited to be writing a few more bits and pieces for the Hearts matchday programme this season including one which will be featured in the Aberdeen match next week. Here’s the last one I wrote back in December

Popping back on here to say we welcomed our beautiful daughter Cleo Anna Paterson Cobb into the world on Sunday. Unreal effort from my wife to bring this wee girl into our lives. Can’t believe I’m a Dad 🥹. The new Hearts Dad era officially begins today 🇱🇻

First fridge magnet up in the new house. Best of luck to @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social today 💪🔵🟡

Really looking forward to the semi-final tomorrow. Our season has been largely forgettable on the park but I probably won’t look back and remember that. I’ll remember the walk from the car, the shite pie, the team walking out to a deafening roar and being there with my dad. 🇱🇻

Amazing photo of the Blue Origin flight sailing past the ball which was last seen leaving Lawrence Shankland’s right boot in Brugge last November

Rory McIlroy’s doing well to be on -13 tonight but nobody’s giving Neil Critchley any credit for being -13 this afternoon

Needing a goal and brings Nieuwenhof on for Kabangu and Halkett on at the end. Shades of Petrocub about that performance. Real cockiness about this club that we would stroll top 6 once we got there. I think this manager can now add Hearts to the list of clubs he’s failed at.

My grandma (who was in hospital until Tuesday) heard I’d had a rough week so she bought me a new t-shirt 🥺

Salah signing an extension at Liverpool surely rules Kenneth Vargas out of a move to Anfield this Summer 💔

That’s me retiring from football again lads

Feels weird not doing the Fringe this year when everyone is announcing shows but I reckon I’ll still have a busy August

Great to finally get this through the door yesterday. A long overdue read.

Shonan Bellmare? More like should have Shownhim the Ball mare.

Can’t believe we didn’t beat Greece on Sunday. Look how wee their team looks 🙈

Alexandros Tziolis, our boys took one hell of a beating

Wrote a story about my first dog Corrie the other day. Adapted from a paragraph or two from my first book. Formatting’s rank on my phone but posting it anyway if anyone’s up for a wee Saturday afternoon read while the football’s not on.

“Why’s our supporters bus more expensive than Aberdeen’s when it’s a third of the distance?” “🇱🇻 Maroon is 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘”

Football gods very much on Scotland’s side tonight which has rarely been the case for us over the years. Either that or it was Uri Geller in a helicopter with a spoon.

Alexandros Tziolis, your boys took one hell of a beating

Not seeing much lukewarm violence towards Greece ahead of our relegation playoff tonight so it’s only fair if I kick it off by saying tzatziki’s not very good, feta’s honking and if they rocked up at Edinburgh castle inside a big wooden horse we’d have rumbled them immediately 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Anyone got any leads on two seats on a supporters bus going through for the semi final next month (preferably under £48 each..) 🇱🇻 ?

Funnily enough I wrote a story about a scarf for the Hearts programme last year

Really think Hearts can learn a lot from Newcastle’s performance this afternoon and we should aim to replicate it in May’s Scottish Cup Final against St Johnstone.

It does

Imagine he walks out at Tynecastle today with Roman Romanov behind him waving the Lithuanian flag like Hulk Hogan at Raw

For anyone that missed the draw. Hearts got Aberdeen, St Johnstone got Celtic and Hibs got knocked out in the last round.

BBC reporter: “Hard lines David” David Martindale: “Not now lads”

Nightmare. That yellow card means Triantis will now miss the semi final along with the rest of his teammates.

Rangers domestically | Rangers in Europe

Imagine scoring a goal in Europe and still failing Advanced Higher PE because you didn’t properly land a forward roll on the vaulting horse

I miss the old Hearts half-time show when a lad would run round in circles with his head on a broom and try to take a penalty which he would balloon miles away from the goal. Now we just have Jorge Grant and Lawrence Shankland doing that without the broom with 5 minutes to go.

The “Don’t care” brigade need to get a grip. 90 minutes away from Hampden and you’re still down in the dumps about losing on Sunday. Dry your eyes and support your club who up until Sunday have had a brilliant start to 2025.

One of the oldest? That rules Rangers out then.

Biggest difference with the captain today compared to him in his prime at Easter Road was that night when all looked lost he found another gear to win it. Today he couldn’t be bothered to find a bit of energy to get on the right side of a guy getting a shot away to win the match.