I ordered a drink earlier and as the barista called "Iced oat mango matcha??" I thought "yep, it's me. I'm one of those people".

People not eating things like curry or chilli in hot weather makes me laugh cos where do they think these meals originate from?

Is it possible to buy any cotton clothes anymore. Checked the labels of my summer clothes and so much of it is polyester or viscose. No wonder it's so hot 🤣 theres me in a nice loose shirt wondering why I feel like I'm in a furnace - POLYESTER.

Also I feel embarrassed at how dirty this screen is 🤣 I could blame a child but it's my fault really.

Dubai who 🥰🇬🇧😏

There is a young couple (I want to say 18ish?) sitting in front of me on the train. They are chatting away but every so often - too often - their conversation is punctuated with an audible *smooch* and it's turning my stomach 🤣

I am a member of probably every loyalty card/club/scheme going and I know I have no life because the frisson of joy I get when I save £2 or get a free coffee or get 20% off my shop is currently unmatched.

I've just been standing at the counter of a cafe whilst two staff who were totting up a big order just ignored me. I don't expect anyone to drop everything but at least an acknowledgement of me being there "hi, bear with us a sec" is all it takes.

During my rewatch I have noticed half of Bridgerton are in Line Of Duty

Not me trying to hit the high note in Unchained Melody. God loves a trier and I'm always willing to give it a go 🤣

How are we dealing with family and friends who believe the most ridiculously fake AI content about immigrants ruining the country. The ones who say they can't wait for Reform to be in power. The people we love and can't cut off but who have these terrible, misinformed views...

I watched every series of Line of Duty back to back a few years ago and I'm rewatching it now. I forgot how good it was.

Can we remove the casual use of the word "dump" please. Photo dump was bad enough but more recently "dump dinners" where you put everything in a pot/pan/slow cooker and leave it to cook. It sounds absolutely horrific. What happened to "one pot dinner".

It's torrential rain here today and although it's disappointing when you're expecting 20+ degrees and sun it's also actually quite liberating just walking in the rain 🤣 a river was running down the road and over my flip flopped feet.

Naps, steps, sun and a G&T. Me and baby g are just enjoying a nice stroll 🌞

I must say the Jet2 check in staff at @liverpoolairport.bsky.social were amazing. Every single one was actively looking for ways to help or to engage. In an era where customer service is seemingly OPTIONAL it was really nice. Their engagement with the kids as well was brilliant. Second to none.

Arrived a few hours ago and we are knackered. Let's just say late afternoon flights with two kids and all the luggage they come with but can't carry themselves yet is tricky. I feel like I've just scaled Everest.

I've had 7hrs+ sleep three nights this week. One of those nights was 8hrs 🤣. I am going to be sooooooooo in for a shock when baby goes into a sleep regression.

Obviously I have made the ridiculous decision to wash the bedding on the morning we go on holiday. As I sit and wait for the machine to finish I can't help but wonder AM I OKAY?

This is interesting viewing. Let's hope there isn't an impromptu general election anytime soon because there is no way I want to raise a family in a Reform run country. Have people forgotten about Brexit?? What short memories we seem to have.

I think we left our sieve in the old house and this has made me irrationally sad 🤣

There is nothing wrong with Radio Merseyside at all. Long live local radio. It's the best music on the radio, little bit of old, little bit of new, nothing too hyper.

Will does nothing except storm out of rooms #Corrie

I let my mind wander briefly when I was filling up the car earlier and I had racked up £55 before I'd even realised 👎🏻

Went to see Devil Wears Prada 2 last night and I LOVED IT. I was soooo tired though that I was willing it to end but it was a lovely break from reality.

I did walk back into our sold house this morning and burst into tears 🤣. It's empty but it still has our house smell. Everyone's house has a smell doesn't it? Better open the windows and get to work.

First night in our temp home last night. It wasn't great cos it's just not home and the electrics keep tripping. I was lying in bed questioning my life choices and doom scrolling when I saw this: www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/whatson/muse...

We have seen another house we like, it's no chain and they are wanting a quick sale so are open to negotiation YET WE ARE ON THE FENCE. Should you buy the first house you see????? What if it's like last time and we are rushing in and it ends up not being right? What if what if what if.

I did think I'd feel more emotional than I do. Age has toughened me I think, tiredness too. The fact we are moving to my Nan's house is also nice cos it's familiar.

The house one of my babies was literally born in 🤣 the full address is on her birth certificate.

Last ever night in our first ever home 😭❤️

I was just driving down the road and I saw a MAGPIE fighting a vole? Wtf. There looked like there was another injured bird there too. Was the magpie protecting the bird or was the vole?

Absolutely giant spider in the hous, are we: A) leaving it be B) removing it ethically even though you may die of heart failure C) hoovering it up

Anyone who says "well, that's our summer over then!!!" today is getting cursed.

The bedroom window is open and a cool breeze is wafting in. Highly recommended. Even in winter I love this.

Instead today me and the children went to our local farm (after we'd been the tip, so it wasn't a total no progress day). Here is a nice photo of my favourite farm animals:

Have made no progress today with house move prep but I've decided that what's left now can simply be frisbee'd into the removals van and dealt with at a later date. I am DONE.

Just booked my first blood donation appointment since being pregnant and having a baby. Of course it's not until August but at least it's still in the calendar #giveblood

open.spotify.com/track/6rap8N... Love this in the car, imaginary air piano (obviously both hands on the wheel at all times please).

I used to be one of those people who liked a tea or coffee just as something leisurely. Now I am a person who has a tea or coffee and goes "yessssss that is what I neeeeeeeeded" and now I fear I am addicted.

As we've been packing I have been chucking "holiday stuff" into my suitcase cos we go away next Saturday. I'm going to crack it open now and see what we have to work with 😬

Why have I just spent 3 minutes watching a video of a girl tidying her house? Why do people make these videos? None of this is conducive to a productive life 🫠

Officially exchanged contracts on the sale of our house. Happy Times. Love you little house ❤️

I've been at my Nan's old house this morning preparing for our move at the weekend. Carpets all cleaned, BHF coming tomorrow for some furniture, wardrobes emptied. We are getting there. Nobody has lived here for four years so it definitely needs some tlc.

I have done really well on Ten to the Top recently but I just know I'd get 1 point if I actually went on the radio 😬

Just spotted two distinguished birds perched on the fence and I ran to get my phone so I could Google lens them 🤣 they had flown off before I got back. I am disappointed 🤣

I've been accepted to train as a volunteer Emergency Responder with St John Ambulance! How exciting 😁

Just been singing along to the tv and I didn't realise the backdoor was open 🤣🤣🤣 whoops. Good job we're moving.

Put the news on to see if there is any marathon hype but instead there's been a shooting in the USA at a White House dinner 🫠 There's a woman addressing the press in her dinner gown. I'm glad to hear there were no casualties.

I love La La Land, one of my favourite guilty pleasures.