Just found my millennial card.

The ban we’d all prefer.

I fly out to Vegas for CES Friday evening and there until the 9th. My company is an exhibitor and this’ll be my 10th CES. If you see me please say hi, I just ask you not blast my name and company on the internet since badges have real information. ❤️ Pictures dating back to 2014.

Black cats are the least adopted and most euthanized in shelters - so I am bringing home these two voids on the 30th (picture from their foster mom). Adopt, don’t shop. ❤️

Actual footage of my attitude at work lately:

New IT game: put a bunch of Azure roles in a hat and have everybody pick a few and that’s what you get Or did I just describe my workplace, who knows.

Working in IT is giving someone ticket notes of exactly what they need to do and having them still manage to fuck it up

Aw, my favorite vendor to poke fun at joined bluesky

Trying to improve processes while everyone around you is insistent upon making everything worse is one of the most frustrating things about working in tech.

December shouldn’t feel this stressful but here we are.

Late birthday for my grandma who turned 99 on Nov 9th ❤️

“How do people know you work in IT?” I dunno, I think my office sometimes makes it pretty obvious.

Let’s try this again.

Spent today with Dell and we were allowed to take photos - a luxury I don’t usually have. This was an extensive product demo and roadmap for upcoming releases/features.