“Motivational speeches” don’t actually motivate me to do things. They just made me feel worse when I don’t do them

The generation that raised us on “sharing is caring,” “treat others the way you want to be treated,” and so on and so forth are the same generation now going on about “toxic empathy”

One thing I love about animations of the digital circus cast doing silly things together is watching Caine just be so normal #theamazingdigitalcircus #digitalcircus #caine

#jax #gangle #ribbun #green #greenhumor

The axe forgets, the tree remembers

Maybe I’m just biased but there’s something about shows targeted towards queer autistic teenagers that just makes them so peak

I remember hearing that a stegosaurus’s brain, due to the size of its skull, couldn’t have been any larger than a golf ball Now I’m imagining this beast being so fucking stupid and it’s making me happy because stupid animals are so silly :3

Everyone go wish a happy mother’s day to the goth girl you call “mommy” #mothersday #gothgirls

-Grabs you by the neck and shoves a video into your eyes- www.youtube.com/watch?v=r90X... Stop thinking you need money to get started as a VA. Just do your research and be smart.

If I see another video essay where the thumbnail says “[completely harmless thing] fatigue” I’m gonna get fatigue fatigue

Me: *is in the same general vicinity as a black person* My ocd: you’re being very racist right now

Ragatha to pomni at first: you’re just a baby, I’ll be your mommy ☺️ Ragatha to pomni now: I’m just a baby, please be my mommy 🥺 #jesterdoll #buttonblossum #ragapom

Why does it seem like a lot of internet comedy nowadays just consists of pointing out obvious things and going “NO WAY BRO” “BRO JUST DID A THING”

I refuse to believe that Harry Potter went through multiple drafts That shit is a first draft masquerading as the final product If there were any more drafts before the official books, then that’s even worse. That means that J K is just a shit writer

Harry potter be like Staff: under no circumstances will you ever enter this forest Student: *gets in trouble* Staff: to the forest with you!

“Girls don’t like feminine guys” The entire Kpop industry would like to have a word with you

Greg Heffly is not a sociopath He is an average everyday middle school boy And that’s worse

Mfs who were never told no as a child vs mfs who were never told yes as a child “What do you mean your entire store’s stock isn’t free? It should belong to me! What do you mean I’m getting arrested? That’s Communism!” “I just spent my entire life savings on games that I’ll never complete”

Y’all ever realize just how misogynistic the story of the princess and the pea is?

This is a real thing I typed into the first draft of my fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #fanficwriting

This is how I feel every time I watch an ai generated video. It just makes me feel bad

Duolingo wtf happened to you?!

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

How the hell do you justify arresting CHILDREN?! The only way you can justify this is by spreading the narrative that children who aren’t born by white Americans are inherently bad which is objectively false

Name your favorite video game like a clickbait YouTube title

The reason porcupines and hedgehogs have quills is because god hates me. He knows how much I wanna pet them and so he has prevented me from being able to

Based Minecraft

I’ve realized that Lord of the Rings is what would happen if a whimsical children’s picture book and a grimdark gothic fantasy game for the ps4 got together and made a novel

The internet needs this PSA from 27 years ago more than ever now

The teenage girl who loves boybands to young adult woman who loves commentary channels pipeline is real

Mythology is just fanfiction for the forces of nature

drank

I’m sick. I have a fever and my bones are weak. I’ve been laying in bed all day. I hate this. I only got out of bed to eat dinner. I didn’t even eat lunch. I hate this

I sure need to shave my bikini. You know, those clothing articles? Those things that don’t even grow hair to begin with?

Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?

“Mario sucks right?” Fanon Luigi: oh yeah he sucks I’m sick of living in his shadow Canon Luigi: you say that one more time and I’m gonna throw you under a thwomp

Apple tv what the hell are you even doing here?

So I was clearing out my alarms and getting rid of the ones I don’t use anymore and I found this one and I completely forget the context. What kind of thing would this have possibly been set to remind me to do?

There are fish living inside my brain

Feel free to play fast and loose with the rules (especially dragons because they have the least set in stone lore out of pretty much any fantasy creature)