First and second release tickets for DLO Odyssey are officially SOLD OUT! Missed out? Don’t stress — third release tickets are still available, but not for long. Grab yours now: thediaperedlandofoz.... Featuring: Diapernysus

𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟏 - 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟔 🔗 furrjoi.com Buy 2 items get 10% OFF Buy 3 items get 15% OFF 🏆𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 🏆 Win a HOOD or a pair of GLOVES or a set of PAWS! 1⃣ Follow us 2⃣ RT 3⃣ Comment Winner announced: April 7 #furrjoi #silicone

The toy tf hypno sequences from P🅾️ppy Pl🅰️ytime. You can NOT tell me that at LEAST one person on that team didn’t know.

helpful infographic for the chronically online

Sick of 🅰️ussie r*ddit bitching but I’d prob get harassed to death if I posted this there So I’m venting on here instead.

MET🅰️L GE🅰️R S🅾️LID 4 IS GETTING PORTS

Welp, guess the cases we’re working through rn are our last Tykables order🙃 Glad we’ve found Bal a new favourite diaper in Super Pixel Pals @gopretendagain.bsky.social Not sure what I’m gonna move into though. Bunnyhopps maybe?

*Waking up in a cold sweat at 3am* AR world where faeries are real and their primary currency/measure of power and influence is age #abdl #abdlfiction

Note

It’s not too obvious, is it? 🫣 #abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

You know when a trained dog is literally shivering and shaking waiting for permission to take a treat? That but it's a sub in pup gear trembling like a fucking vibrator waiting for permission to put his owner's dick in his mouth.

@tykables.com weren’t lying, these Soggers do sog up nicely😵‍💫 I’m not leaky, you’re leaky🫣 #abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

#patchesfact Patches has plush pals all over the world! He visits them to hear all about their little ones’ adventures💜 And if a pal of his starts wearing out, he’ll patch them up and make them an Honorary Patches! Here he is posing for a holiday snap to send home to @littletroubles.bsky.social

Toilet? What are you talking about? Huh? What am I sitting on? You mean you don’t have a convenient built-in diaper photography seat in your bathroom? You’re missing out, buddy. #abdl #diaper #wetdiaper

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 & 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞 & 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 Deer Drone & Bitchsuit live furrjoi.com/promotion/123 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞 $20 off $200, $50 off $400 furrjoi.com/promotion/124 How to enter our giveaway: 1️⃣ RT 2️⃣ Follow us One winner can pick any one hood/footwear/gloves Winners Announced: Dec 29 #furrjoi

Sub: I want my dom to go harder, but I’m really enjoying the scene and don’t want to break character The humble cringe meme that makes people angry for some reason:

(Chanting to myself like a mantra) I will not become a video essayist I will not become a video essayist I will not become a video essayist I will not become a video essayist I will not become a video essayist

The commodification of housing is a disaster from which humanity will never fully recover (I spent all day running all over the city inspecting apartments and now my legs lungs and back are all plotting a mutiny send help)

⚡️𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗨𝗣 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬⚡️ FURRJOI Black Friday is in the final countdown! 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝟏 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐎!⚡ To enter this warm up giveaway: 1⃣ Follow @furrjoi.com 2⃣ Share this post 3⃣ Comment The winner can choose any one product from the whole site!! 🔥 Announcement: November 20th #furrjoi #silicone

My memory won't submit for whatever reason, so I guess I'll just put it here memories.undertale.com

i do truly believe that everyone on earth could eventually change for the better, no matter how far gone, and could i freeze time and give everyone a little hyperbolic time chamber, i would. i also recognize that if someone is holding a knife to your throat, there is not time for therapy.

It’s time. Gym 2, attempt 1. Wilhelm is *immediately* getting switched out for Meteor btw lol

Since it’s nearly time to fight the next Gym Leader, that means it’s also time to check in on our current squad. Mini thread while working on dinner (fish and chips😋)

Time to take a look at the next Gym. Turns out the person blocking the door was the Gym leader. So we might actually end up doing the Gym first after all.

Time for more Pokémon. Spoiler alert, I made zero progress today lol. First things first, tree check. Not a Combee. Tried to catch it just for the dex, but it broke out then died of burn damage.

Okay, time to recheck the trees, then I’ll be starting my hike through Eterna Forest. Let’s go gambling!

Well, my internet got killed in a big storm and didn’t get fixed for a week. But it’s back now, and so am I. Unfortunately this means we didn’t get anything from our honey trees, since the Pokémon they attract despawn after 24 hours. So I’ll be re-slathering them before we leave Floaroma.

Psst, check your phone. ╭━━━━━━━╮ ┃ ● ══ ┃ ┃█Did you ██┃ ┃█Register██┃ ┃█for BFC’s █┃ ┃██Virtual██┃ ┃█Event ███┃ ┃██yet?███┃ ┃███:3███┃ ┃███████┃ ┃ ○ ┃ ╰━━━━━━━╯

Time for the Floaroma stuff. Get ready for another blackout once we get to the boss btw. I’ll explain why when we get there.

With the dress-up detour done, it’s time to press on toward the next Gym. First, we head north to Floaroma Town, then it’s on to Eterna.

Back in Jubilife, Coal Badge in tow. Kicking it off with some candid shots of Leo going shopping. I wonder what for? Incidentally, has anyone else noticed that Leo hasn’t stopped for a bathroom break at all so far? Weird, huh?

Gym 1, attempt 3. Had a time-skip training arc down in Oreburgh Mine (and a grass patch just north of the city), now we’re back for another go. Leo: Sorry to take up your time again Mr. Roark, sir, but Lucky won’t let us leave Oreburgh until we win, so… Lucky: Char! >:3 [Bring it on, pebbles!]

Man, you're telling me Leo suffers through all that bullying, all that humiliation, all those embarrassing defeats, all for below a living wage? And I bet this doesn't even account for all the cash he has to cough up from losing battle after battle... (Forgive the e, the accent breaks the page lol)

Gym 1, attempt 1. In goes Leo, and up to wherever they end up go my prayers.

Before I throw poor Leo at the first gym, I thought it might be fun to take a look at our first full team of 6. So here’s a little bonus subthread while I’m on my way to an appointment today lol

One space left for this. And if we don't get another taker, it goes to me😈

And we’re back. I think I’ve figured out a compromise between staying safe from crashes and keeping posts semi-live with my progress. I’ll save whenever I heal at a Pokécentre, and take that opportunity to post whatever happened between the last heal and that one. Anyway, attempt 2 at the Lex fight

I think what I'm gonna do from now on is just play the game and take all the screenshots, then write all the posts in one big batch. Should save me from another crash, but it's kind of a bummer. I was really enjoying posting bit by bit as I went.

Okay, I’m genuinely starting to think the game knows I’m trying to write a story where my hero is kind of a loser, cuz look what one of the school kids just did to his Shinx. Yes, to be clear, that was an OHKO. After an X-Attack, but still.

Time for more of Leo’s adventure! I skipped the trip back up to Sandgem because nothing interesting happened. Also we have Pokéballs now. Not sure what I wanna catch tho…

Phone is dying and my dinner is here, so I’m gonna leave it there for now. This was really fun actually, prob gonna come back to this soon💜

Fuck it, we (poké)ball. My first and only Pokémon game as a kid was Diamond (which I never beat), and this game is supposedly just Diamond/Pearl but better. This should do the trick, right?

Days 131/1000 Followers 514 Days added 1 for a like 2 for a comment (no limit) Week for a repost 2 weeks for a follow. @lockedboys.bsky.social @gaychastity.bsky.social @cagedlegion.bsky.social @mccagert.bsky.social #locked #chastitypup #enbypup #chastitysub #teamlocked Ends 2nd of March

Urgently paging @pupsaturn.dog. Somepuppy apparently isn't satisfied with how long they're currently locked for😈

This interaction is kinda making me want to give Pokémon another try. And I do have Delta on my phone👀

Whipped up this meme in like an hour yesterday to explain my personal preferences and feelings on hypno kink stuff. Folks can enjoy my ambiguous art how they like, but when I draw hypno or hypno-adjacent kink and I don't explicitly say/show otherwise, it's safe to assume my intention was the latter

Need to keep reminding myself that Posting is Not That Serious

Newton's third law of autism: Every special interest has an equal and opposite special interest

The store’s been tidied up just for you—Set 3 is front and center, with all its crinkly fun waiting to be claimed! PLUS, a few Set 1+1 Starter Decks are still up for grabs! so why not get started before the BIIIG release? Keep you eyes peeled for store updates kiddos! 👉 littletroubles.com/shop