A wink thrown up at him her voice was bright. "Thanks` You're a doll!" Moving with a wince she slowly pulled out a glass from under the bar, followed by another. Hand shaking slightly she poured the liquor from the bottle in her hand pushing it first to Aalastor. "A drink for you."

"And that doesn't paint a target on your back? I feel like that would cause a lot of headaches for like blackmail and kidnapping attempts. Although..." Trailing off she looked him up and down once but not rudely "Me thinks its not you whom would be the kidnapee. You must have one hell of an

"Bud..that's more workers than most over lords have contracted at any given time..I think. You can't tell me any of the Vee's have that many. You get that many pissed off people under you and that's how a mutiny starts...How ain't you broke?"

Oddly enough he wasn't the only one who wanted him dead. Color everyone surprised or not. "What's ever I want eh...Nnnn how about a gin and.." Lurching over the bar he nabbed a hold of Vex's antennas, yanking her up with a shriek. "GOTCHA" Much shrieking and rather impressive swearing to be had

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...then...why do we have a police force?...Don't tell me those are just some jackasses playing pretend??" Last part pretty much groaned she was starting to believe several different things.

"Meh. It's a place that will keep you busy so I get it. Bigger things than me as I've said. Although you sound like you go looking for bigger things....No pun or innuendo intended...."

"From what I remember of Sunday school which was very very veeeeeeeeeeeery little because I slept through most of it. I was just there for the juice and cookies..and well cuz I had to.. what they wanted tracks more than here. Why did you let it become this way though? The original

"Much. I am just barely riding that edge and yer fuckin with my head...that and you know I ain't a gang member or boss or whatever so don't be rude." Claw pointing at him with a smug grin it was apparent she was screwing with him on the rude part. "Although I got to ask two questions. One.

Letting the items fall with a heavy thud to the hotel floor, the portly sinner stopped short letting out a grunt as the other appeared behind the bar. Vex had withheld the eep from the surprise legs that popped by her side although barely. Back pressed against the bar, one black claw clutched

"The king? You think he would ...you know what never mind. I get the feeling he really doesn't care about what happens to us. Probably see's it as more of pest control than anything... Look if we're going to keep talking can you take off the helmet?"

"...Wha?" Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny. "Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"

"Well that's bullshit! Im already dead. He did his bit, isn't there like..billions of living people still why he coming in for round two?"

"I do not hold what comes out of my mouth when I'm coming off a night. I've never had a filter and its less when I've been out. My grandmother wishes I had one though among other things..." "Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"

"Wife? Well I'll be. Didn't peg you for the marrying type but then again that's my own self projection popping up. Frankly I think love is a lie at best and uuuuuuuh sorry for the um advances and implied innuendos the first time. eesh." "As far as value, fairly sure I hadn't unless we're adding

"Buddy Blue. I think you wholely misunderstand. First. I can buy my own coffee. Second. Why in the hell would I tell you to do anything? I've come well aware of my position in the after life and that position is less than dirt. You want to play vengeful vigilante go for it.

"Sorry can't say I've had time to notice lack of wars with the constant trying to survive the normal every day perils of hell. You know dodging predators of several varieties and trying to keep my soul to myself and all." While her voice was cheerful but a closer look she was looking a bit haggard

Rocking back on her heels she tilted her head "I am starting to think Mr. Blue Dream, that you might be trouble if you need armor to keep yourself safe. Ever considered becoming a lover and not a fighter?.' Jumping slightly she waved her hands "Not with me that is I just meant in general"

"Here I thought I was the one with odd habits but eh it's Hell. I'm starting to believe everything is odd so nothing is." "...you get shot at often?"

A grin she shrugged putting her hands up like holding onto a pair of handles "Eh if they were further apart I could say motorcycle but yours reminds me of an old beach cruiser bike or like a 50's Schwinn" "Why ya dressed up like that?"

Eh it's just her trying to remember. Nothing crazy she wasn't sizing him up or anything like that. "..." A claw snap she pointed upward "Your horns! They remind me of a pair of bike handles! How ya doin blue dream!"

"mmm no not Marrium...and not Bea she would talk the paint off a barn." She's just going to circle him slowly thinking. "Tall, very tall. Who do I know is tall and smells like *sniff sniff* weed and what is that..I can't place it."

Squinting hard up at him. Reeeal hard. "You sound like that broad Marrium down on 3rd. Girl what are you doing I thought the doctor told you to cut back on the smoking. Your trachea tube can't handle that shit anymore."

"Oh thank...I don't whoever or what ever we thank down here...fuck? I guess.." Less leaning she can't tell about the stare because the helmet. "You sound familiar..."

She's just going to lean waaaay back while looking up. "Thought Halloween was the end of the month....*que slight panic*shit...its not the 31st is it??!"

"...I make sure to spike my booze with coffee"

Claws tapping she chewed on how to phrase it. "Eh screw it. Why is pride a city? Did you make it that way or did it grow up like this over the millenniums?" What ever her original question was this wasn't it as her demeanor shifted as she went from a moment of serious to...not.

Recessed eyes swiveled from the radio demon around the room, eventually landing on the bar, grin growing . "Well if she ain't here then yous wouldn't mind if I gets me a drink now would you" Lumbering towards the bar, he set the keg and costume down, shouldering the radio demon in passing.

"Which is why I don't sign shit. As far as this all goes I am unlettered and illiterate with a good dose of graphophobia. It doesn't mean jack unless you have it in writing." "...can I ask a question?"

''I ....can guarantee you on a molecular level, I do not share fetishes with at least 92% of the populations...as far as spider...I ain't here to kink shame unless it involves me!...Plus I don't think consent is an all the time with that one.....I also am beginning believe consent isn't big here."

"Sir with all due respect I will fret and do so greatly!" Muttering about needing a new job *again* followed by an eep! she dove behind the bar as the lumbering shadow of an exceptionally large in width and height wart hog sinner kicked open the door to the hotel. No one was sure which was worse.

Peeking slightly over the bar her antenna gave a small wobble. "Apparently it's a national holiday where ya bathe yet boss in marmalade dressed up as a wombat...." Voice lowered she whispered " I'm starting to think that's a lie... I've never heard of a weekly national holiday..."

Skids in at full panic, eyes darting around before spotting the bar and diving over it to hide. "If ya see a guy carrying a barrel of marmalade and a wombat costume I ain't here! "

".... Vex. Gossamer Vex but vex is preferred...Be real with me bossman...It's all a shared fetish of some sort here isn't it..."

"No. I mean I have had 4 different bosses claim this as a holiday........" She's just going to sit down for a minute and pull out a hip flask. It was full, it is now very much not. "...Ain't you the king of it?"

"B-but ...this...this is like my 4th boss that's claimed this was a holiday!!!"

She is just staring at him trying to tell if he's screwing with her or not?? "Why would a human make that up????"

She's squinting while drinking her coffee. "Next ya will be telling me there actually isn't a national bathe your boss in marmalade while dressed like a wombat holiday."

"....Because Tuesday's are the weekly designated neck snapping day?? You know like...casual fridays?"

"Or make them think you are a really crappy chiropractor....or that it's a Tuesday..."

"Tell me about it." She's just shuffling by, disheveled and hungover af, clutching a coffee mug that says "#1 Sin"

"Hug..like..a hug hug ooooooor a euphemism for something less wholesome?"

And as he landed in the leaves there would come from it a loud squeak, a swear and a groan as a blue arm shot up out of it like the dead rising from the grave : D "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

🦋 oooooh boy its been a minute. I will get to those replies and hearts shortly. Thanks for the patience🫶

⚠️ 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶! 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁. 𝚅𝙸𝚁𝚄𝚂 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝.

"Show off!" Calling after him she looked at her wings, shook her head and hoofed it off to sleep off her growing headache.

"Last time I checked we were all dead? And how is giving me a new fix a good deed. Here I thought it was because we were friends. Besties to the short end." Only slightly sarcastic her eyes went wide again at the wings "Ain't never seen wings like that. How the hell you die? Wait. Personal

"Well yeah but the majority of us are not worth noting. You sayin you are? Either way don't really want to know. Getting in deep usually leads to a bad time." Blowing out a sigh her antennae wobbled back and forth thinking. "Do you always go around offerin things to strangers? Blindly trustin them

"Ever heard of email? Ya don't strike me as that old but yeah I'm in. I've done stupider for less. One time favor though right. No I owe you for drinking a soda out of the fridge or somethin, right? Not trying to be insulting but I've known ya less than 2 hours and ya came out of nowhere and ya seem

"So I aint lookin a gift horse in the mouth here but what's the catch. I deliver a letter and I know when to keep my mouth and eyes shut but there a reason ya ain't just sending it ya self?" Now that the haze was wearing off it seemed Vex wasn't completely a waste of brain space. "I ain't gonna

"A message? To who and where or should I say what?" That look still on him she didn't blink "That's a long time. I don't think I got the funds to cover a whole week, let alone a whole week of partying in a different ring." She wasn't denying his offer but trying to seriously consider if she could