our season is entirely resting on the idea that kai havertz is a superhuman warrior who can play infinite minutes luckily for us, that idea is true

I’ve spent the last two years playing calculus with how much of my time and head space I can give to something that never rewards me. I think I’m basically done now. Maybe Jesus can score 2 hat tricks in a week one day, but I can’t spend decades or years sorting it out. I’ll come back one day.

Amorim's "best United team since Fergie" level on points with Ed Sheeran's Ipswich.... UNCOMFORTABLE conversations

WHAT PHASE IS AMORIM IN?

A great army assembles. Ten fingers and ten toes clenching together into four fists. BlueSky will submit to our wrath or face obliteration. For WE are MDC, WE are @yankeegunner.bsky.social ’s Fremen warriors, and WE will not make excuses for his terror. UNLEASH HELL AND POINT THE WAY, LISAN AL GHAIB

Trossard’s fridge is empty🤔

One of my best ever tweets 😎 #ThrowbackTuesday

This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains