Was sat playing Balatro on my phone in a beer garden and a lovely lady drew me 🥺

New tattoo yippeeeee 🤗✨

Great, now i’m getting sad dinosaur edits on tik tok - can a girl just have some PEACE PLEASE

When I was a kid, I used to watch Walking With Dinosaurs on repeat, and I’d cry every time when the dinosaurs get wiped out. Just watched The Dinosaurs and can confirm some things don’t change 🥲

The local Chinese restaurant loves to see me coming

POV: you’ve just sent your fiancé a concerning amount of brain rot tiktoks

I need to make a confession. I don’t actually know what vsync is or what it does, I just know people turn it off when they’re having issues with a game, so I do it too.

Can my son play with your son? 🥺

Saw this in a bathroom stall today 🥺 I love being a woman 💕

IM NOT PLAYING ON MY PHONE IM TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

Finished watching season one of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms today and that show is so peak omg 🙏

I’m not really into fanfic, but I just know the Dunk/Lyonel Baratheon tag goes HARD

look at my son 🥹

😘💕

heavy is the pad that holds the flow

Look at my handsome fiancé aaaaaa 😭💚

My favourite part of the Tomodachi direct was when that one mii said ‘I feel more like myself’ and hit this pose

A tear just rolled down my leg

BIRDO IN THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY TRAILER

Listening to girl, so confusing featuring lorde should be mandatory imo

Spa break weekend - farting in da hot tub 🧖🏻‍♀️💨

Getting so tired of all this AI shit that I’m going back to where I feel safe

Sometimes you just gotta put Vogue by Madonna on loop and go about your day 💅🏻

Start my new job tomorrow and my imposter syndrome got me all kinds of fucked up 😬

‘’Heated rivalry?’’. Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.

Brilliant, cheers. 🥔

2025 has been a wild year! I turned 30, got engaged to my soulmate, and got a new job 🥰 I’m so grateful for all the good fortune I received this year, and I can’t wait for the next chapter in 2026 🥹 Happy New Year!!! 🎉💕

Sometimes you just gotta have some quality loaf time with a cat

As usual the annual family uno tournament was full of cheating, collusion and bribery - but I’m proud to announce that I came out on top 😎 What a way to end Christmas Day 💪

Merry Christmas 🎄 😘

Strong start to Christmas festivities at the earhcalling family household 💪

Sometimes I wonder why I am the way I am - then I come home for the holidays and see my dad completely disassociating whilst playing his little mobile game and I’m like ‘ah… yeah’

Christmas party ready 🎄😤✨

Reached a point in my life where if I don’t remember my login for something then I’m simply never logging in again

My bathroom light is broken so I gotta poop in the dark

It’s monkey marathon day!! 🐒🍌

Shoutout to @jamie2413.bsky.social for one the greatest gifts i’ve ever received - it’s an Oguri CAP 🤯 I love it so much 😭💕

Turns out because i’m going to a competitor company, i’m too high risk to keep working - so I’m on garden leave till Christmas LMAO

Accepted a job offer today which means I can work fully remote and I’ll be getting a juicy pay rise 👀 YIPPEEEEE 🎉💖

Bit chilly innit 🥶

Everyone should vote for Umamasume in the game awards because a) it’s an amazing game and b) I have biblical levels of greed and they’ll probably give out free carats if they win 🙂‍↕️

Here’s my trainer card too if anyone wants to add me! :3

Just an average @twigja.bsky.social stream 😗

Silent Hill F is shaping up to be one of my favourite stories this year. The themes of autonomy, societal pressures on women, and forced gender roles are beautifully handled and I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this game. I can’t wait to finish it!

guys the new peak update is really good :)

Got this little guy from @littlefriendships.bsky.social and I’m obsessed with him 🥺 His name is Jermy and he is very polite 💕

‘All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face!’ Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻

me too pikachu

Love it when one of the tattoos I’ve had for years just decides one day it’s gonna be itchy for no reason