My body is protected political speech.

Just like ICE, I, too, am a Great American Patriot who just happens to have much larger, and harder, muscles than most — which is what I'm supposed to have. P.S.: #fuckice

Republicans may think of me as cultural crabgrass, but that's OK because crabgrass is still gonna bloom every spring.

At Monique's Pajama Club, there is literally no home video platform that we haven't tried at one time or another. Join the Club...won't you? www.moniquedee.net/moniques-paj...

Unfortunately, it turned out that 1999 consumers were disinclined to watch six movies in 48 hours.

Every once in a blue moon, social media manages to be weird in a way which can only be described as wonderful.

Not only was this one of the greatest days of my life, but I GOT TO MEET NORMAN FELL!!!

Don't just BE a Pajama Club member...SHOW everybody by proudly displaying twelve of Monique's hottest and messiest poses in a convenient, full-color 16" x 20" wall hanging! The perfect gift for every discerning grownup on your list! www.etsy.com/listing/4425...?

Discerning grownups will love this colorful look back at twelve months of bedtime enchantment. This gallery of covers from PAJAMA CLUB magazine features Monique Dee in twelve of her hottest and messiest poses of the year! www.etsy.com/listing/4425...

Upside-down and spinning is the only way to be alive.

A few months ago, I had a Fade Out scheduled w/a guest to talk about JM. Did A TON of research in prep. After agreeing to (and then missing) multiple recording dates, said guest finally just ghosted me entirely. I hate for all that work to go to waste. So if there are any JM fans out there, LMK!

Dear trans kids: Each and every one of you is a hero to me. #Letters4TransKids

May the 4th be with you!

A scene I happened to spot last night.

My artistry has always been about creating a space where you feel seen, celebrated, & empowered. This rebrand is a reflection of that commitment—elevating the experience so that every client, from weddings to editorials, knows they are in expert hands. #TampaMakeupArtist #StPeteMakeup

Sage decided to celebrate Green Grover's eighth birthday by photobombing the official birthday portrait!

When I came out as trans in 2009 I was worried about the impact it would have on my comedy career and friendships. I definitely underestimated what impact it might have on western democracy.