Had this book sitting on my TBR pile. Decided to finally read it and only clicked who the author is. She’s too good for Adelaide.

Thinking about which war criminal Anthony Albanese should invite over to help me grieve. Whatever happened to that Kony guy?

“Pwease can I come to ur island senpai uwu” - Elon Musk to Epstein

Sebastian Stan’s make-up is a bit much in that Melania movie

There’s no law against burning a flag. And there ain’t no law against giving it a little smooch before tucking it in at night.

I get the feeling Jesse Buckley will get the Oscar this year, but I’m rooting for Rose Byrne; I’m still stressed out from her performance.

I could’ve sworn Kanye stopped being antisemitic when he saw Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

Just watched Bernardo Bertolucci’s film The Dreamers. These people seem very annoying.

After 4 days, the baby finally did a massive poop. We were glad it was before swim class. However, on the way to swim class, we get a call to say class was cancelled due to someone doing a massive poo in the pool 🫠

My 3 month old baby has slept through three of films nominated for 2026 Academy Awards. He doesn’t appreciate art.

A more positive post: My baby sucked MY thumb. That’s against common knowledge. He’s a maverick and a rule breaker.

I love Marty Sheargold’s blurb for his comedy tour. “Bored shitless by early retirement”. Oh? Is that what we’re calling it?

I’m pretty depressed, but work is just assuming I was kept up all night by the baby. I haven’t corrected them.

I think I’ve hit the point where I’m gonna actively look for a new job. I don’t see this shitfuckery getting better

As great as Midnight Oil was, I just want to use the occasion of Rob Hirst’s passing to highlight one of his other bands, the great blues trio Backsliders youtu.be/Z_9wFUtkcQ4?...

The spirit of David Lynch visited me on the weekend

‘Hey, Tim! What were you doing in 2016?’ Uhhh…

If you’re wondering what Threads is like, I made a dumb post that anyone could see is dumb. I’m now inundated by boomers screaming that I’m a communist, to which I’m accusing them of communism and threatening to marry them.

I guess I shouldn’t be so shocked about the brutality of a film called The Bone Temple

One year since David Lynch left this realm 😢 Here’s a photo I took for my work’s social media that they didn’t use. I guess it’s hard to see or they don’t get the reference (Eraserhead)

I thought I’d fire up Seek and see what the job market. Apparently I’m a strong candidate for a role with One Nation. 😑

A thing I’ve been doing at work to make it more bearable is practicing Gaeilge on Irish customers. The look of surprise has been nice

It’s a good day to eat my Dilberito

I get the feeling Craig Silvey is gonna pull the Pete Townsend defence

Ricky Gervais seems like a private school boy asking his classmates to dare him to jack off a dog

Took the baby to a library session; I went to my first gym session in months. Hopefully this is the start of me getting my groove back. I should also watch ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’. Need to see if I’m on the right groove.

If you need light relief, today was a waterplay day: - son’s first swim lesson - son peed on me

Well, today was a weirdly quiet day at work, and I didn’t come home tired and stressed. Starting to think there might be something to this autistic burnout theory

Between baby at home and school holiday chaos on top of the budget chaos that’s engulfed my work, I’m suspecting I’m heading towards autistic burnout. Yay.

I guess I should be glad I failed as a creative with all the censorship and bullshit of Australia’s turgid arts. Not glad, though. Still bitter.

I wonder what point future historians will pinpoint as the death of democracy

Only bought the Curzon boxset on Black Friday. Looks like I’m forcing my baby through a 7 hour film

There are a lot of treasures in Australian cinema that require some digging. Thank god Andrew has made that dig easier.

Trump and Bugonia have inspired me to kidnap Jim from Jim’s Mowing

Here’s some @letterboxd.social stats

Between Maduro’s capture and Bugonia, I think the message is that I’m allowed to kidnap world leaders

I wish I could laugh like my son does at the ceiling fan

I wonder what hobby I’ll spend this year getting too into and ruining for myself by trying to make money from it.

Well, since everyone is posting reflections of their 2025 achievements, here’s my mixed-bag of a year…

Sure, I can name several Avatar characters: Jake Sully Spider The blue ones

My AI Toy is a Skinamarink and told me to stick scissors in my eye

Can’t wait to do my new bit for New Year’s fireworks: “Is Erika Kirk grieving nearby?”

As the person who kept responding to baby gift inquiries with ‘a Michael Haneke boxset’, I loved Sentimental Value.

Well, here’s me learning how Brigette Bardot has been spending this century. Hoo boy!

But it’s not my birthday. And I’m older than that. And stop calling me Timmy.

I’m teaching my child that Captain Beefheart is Santa

My partner asked me if there was a Christmas family tradition I wanted to start. I decided to make everyone watch the classic Christmas short, Treevenge. “Can we watch something else?” - her mum’s review when the eyeballs popped

Santa got me a badge so I could perform official arrests on people who say anything but ‘Happy Holidays’

Today we began indoctrinating the baby about Santa

I thought I blacked out while reading the Epstein Files