Tim Byrnes
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Had this book sitting on my TBR pile. Decided to finally read it and only clicked who the author is. She’s too good for Adelaide.
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Thinking about which war criminal Anthony Albanese should invite over to help me grieve. Whatever happened to that Kony guy?
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“Pwease can I come to ur island senpai uwu” - Elon Musk to Epstein
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Sebastian Stan’s make-up is a bit much in that Melania movie
3 days ago
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There’s no law against burning a flag. And there ain’t no law against giving it a little smooch before tucking it in at night.
4 days ago
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I get the feeling Jesse Buckley will get the Oscar this year, but I’m rooting for Rose Byrne; I’m still stressed out from her performance.
5 days ago
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I could’ve sworn Kanye stopped being antisemitic when he saw Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
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Kanye says watching actor Jonah Hill made him 'like Jewish people again'
The rapper, who in recent months has posted a series of threats against Jewish people, said Jonah Hill made him "like Jewish people again" after he watched the Jewish actor's film 21 Jump Street.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/kanye-says-no-longer-anti-semite-after-watching-actor-jonah-hill/gw9c6ftdf?fbclid=PAVERFWAPld_RleHRuA2FlbQIxMABzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaflSPdprunUVtiRMDIRE4lYnrPsHqGEqPT_UoFrv1zJIxxXSo57mq0NN1WO9A_aem_36iiSvoBkAhdzS1_3ukh3w
5 days ago
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Just watched Bernardo Bertolucci’s film The Dreamers. These people seem very annoying.
7 days ago
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After 4 days, the baby finally did a massive poop. We were glad it was before swim class. However, on the way to swim class, we get a call to say class was cancelled due to someone doing a massive poo in the pool 🫠
7 days ago
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My 3 month old baby has slept through three of films nominated for 2026 Academy Awards. He doesn’t appreciate art.
9 days ago
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A more positive post: My baby sucked MY thumb. That’s against common knowledge. He’s a maverick and a rule breaker.
10 days ago
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I love Marty Sheargold’s blurb for his comedy tour. “Bored shitless by early retirement”. Oh? Is that what we’re calling it?
10 days ago
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I’m pretty depressed, but work is just assuming I was kept up all night by the baby. I haven’t corrected them.
10 days ago
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I think I’ve hit the point where I’m gonna actively look for a new job. I don’t see this shitfuckery getting better
11 days ago
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As great as Midnight Oil was, I just want to use the occasion of Rob Hirst’s passing to highlight one of his other bands, the great blues trio Backsliders
youtu.be/Z_9wFUtkcQ4?...
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Wretch Like Me (Live)
YouTube video by Backsliders - Topic
https://youtu.be/Z_9wFUtkcQ4?si=_UA1UwsiojymJ8ga
12 days ago
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The spirit of David Lynch visited me on the weekend
13 days ago
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‘Hey, Tim! What were you doing in 2016?’ Uhhh…
14 days ago
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If you’re wondering what Threads is like, I made a dumb post that anyone could see is dumb. I’m now inundated by boomers screaming that I’m a communist, to which I’m accusing them of communism and threatening to marry them.
14 days ago
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I guess I shouldn’t be so shocked about the brutality of a film called The Bone Temple
15 days ago
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One year since David Lynch left this realm 😢 Here’s a photo I took for my work’s social media that they didn’t use. I guess it’s hard to see or they don’t get the reference (Eraserhead)
16 days ago
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I thought I’d fire up Seek and see what the job market. Apparently I’m a strong candidate for a role with One Nation. 😑
17 days ago
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A thing I’ve been doing at work to make it more bearable is practicing Gaeilge on Irish customers. The look of surprise has been nice
18 days ago
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It’s a good day to eat my Dilberito
18 days ago
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I get the feeling Craig Silvey is gonna pull the Pete Townsend defence
19 days ago
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Ricky Gervais seems like a private school boy asking his classmates to dare him to jack off a dog
19 days ago
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Took the baby to a library session; I went to my first gym session in months. Hopefully this is the start of me getting my groove back. I should also watch ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’. Need to see if I’m on the right groove.
20 days ago
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If you need light relief, today was a waterplay day: - son’s first swim lesson - son peed on me
21 days ago
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Well, today was a weirdly quiet day at work, and I didn’t come home tired and stressed. Starting to think there might be something to this autistic burnout theory
22 days ago
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Between baby at home and school holiday chaos on top of the budget chaos that’s engulfed my work, I’m suspecting I’m heading towards autistic burnout. Yay.
23 days ago
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I guess I should be glad I failed as a creative with all the censorship and bullshit of Australia’s turgid arts. Not glad, though. Still bitter.
24 days ago
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I wonder what point future historians will pinpoint as the death of democracy
24 days ago
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Only bought the Curzon boxset on Black Friday. Looks like I’m forcing my baby through a 7 hour film
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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There are a lot of treasures in Australian cinema that require some digging. Thank god Andrew has made that dig easier.
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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Trump and Bugonia have inspired me to kidnap Jim from Jim’s Mowing
28 days ago
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Here’s some
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28 days ago
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Between Maduro’s capture and Bugonia, I think the message is that I’m allowed to kidnap world leaders
29 days ago
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I wish I could laugh like my son does at the ceiling fan
about 1 month ago
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I wonder what hobby I’ll spend this year getting too into and ruining for myself by trying to make money from it.
about 1 month ago
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Well, since everyone is posting reflections of their 2025 achievements, here’s my mixed-bag of a year…
about 1 month ago
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Sure, I can name several Avatar characters: Jake Sully Spider The blue ones
about 1 month ago
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My AI Toy is a Skinamarink and told me to stick scissors in my eye
about 1 month ago
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Can’t wait to do my new bit for New Year’s fireworks: “Is Erika Kirk grieving nearby?”
about 1 month ago
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As the person who kept responding to baby gift inquiries with ‘a Michael Haneke boxset’, I loved Sentimental Value.
about 1 month ago
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Well, here’s me learning how Brigette Bardot has been spending this century. Hoo boy!
about 1 month ago
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But it’s not my birthday. And I’m older than that. And stop calling me Timmy.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I’m teaching my child that Captain Beefheart is Santa
about 1 month ago
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My partner asked me if there was a Christmas family tradition I wanted to start. I decided to make everyone watch the classic Christmas short, Treevenge. “Can we watch something else?” - her mum’s review when the eyeballs popped
about 1 month ago
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Santa got me a badge so I could perform official arrests on people who say anything but ‘Happy Holidays’
about 1 month ago
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Today we began indoctrinating the baby about Santa
about 1 month ago
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I thought I blacked out while reading the Epstein Files
about 1 month ago
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