I saw these ducks the other day

What's going on in here? Anything good?

Hot take but players who can't take anything seriously even during other players' dramatic moments are exhausting to play with

the way my haters are moving has me thinking i'm their special interest call it opptism

Wrote my first ever ttrpg called Mystery Blockbuster Theatre but I'm still play testing it. Turns out writing them is as fun as playing them.

People tend to really underestimate my level of puppet autism

You can trust me with that open seat at your blades in the dark game. I'm so normal

I struggle more and more to run 5e sessions as the day goes on because the system just feels painfully lackluster in all the things I want to get from it. It's likely a symptom of having done it for a decade now but god damn does it struggle with fluid gameplay

Drag night at the fed pen is about to go crazy

The working class are like waffles and the non-working class are like spaghetti

Husband is dying his hair hot pink today. I love a fruity man

Loud wet fart noises from the back of the class today I see

If you play magic and reskeet this you're self reporting that you're bitchless. Crazy

Letting my dog microdose chocolate

Getting a back tattoo like a member of the Yakuza but it’s just this

How about you magic the gather some bitches

You can take the girl lover out of the pit but you can't take the pit lover out of the girl

My bitch wife said she'll drop us off if your bitch wife will pick us up

(trying to explain the internet to my mom) Ok so you know how that drag queen's nut fell out during the olympics?

Pete buttchug looks like a guy who brings a six pack of craft beer to a party and then babysits it because it's the only beer he'll drink

And to think this is only the second worst boys gc leak in history

Um, actually. I got the super hall monitor pass so. Checkmate :/

Trans women and their emotional attachment to the "girl toy" they really wanted as a kid

My husband is a better baker than me despite very rarely doing any baking. Does anyone know divorce lawyers who are real cool about some shit in my area

Sure yeah tampering with the divine plan by engaging in fleshcraft MIGHT be the metaphorical tower of babel that leads to our ultimate downfall but have you considered estrogen gave me a fat ass? have you thought about the fact that I'm just a girl? No you haven't you right wing fucking woman hater

Trans dudes are the hot swap keyboards of the gaymer community

Be real with me. Would you have sex with the Dune worm? I don't care about the fucking book or your shitty ham rolls Debra this is important

Mr. Clean has fascist vibes idk

This photo sent me a text for my birthday because his 20-something girlfriend wanted to go to Pigeon Forge for the weekend

My husband is the hottest mfer alive. He made me a pie the other day that had me googling viability of womb transplants

I've done my patriotic posting duty for the day. Everything else is overtime after this

What slurs can we get away with on here? There's a few I want to call my loved ones

(at my first gallery opening) This painting really got me through a rough time. I call it dick and balls. and pussy

Took a step away from social media to focus on the important stuff (getting married and smoking weed) sure hope I didn't miss any inane, mind-numbing discourse in the meantime

This is some bitch ass naval combat. Where are the hoes

I'm bravely and heroically answering the question "what if a woman sucked?" Developments to come

Nice to see they added DMs. Now you have another avenue for me to ignore your messages for 3-4 months at a time! Innovation

Long time no talk! I'm a wife now. That's right, Mrs. Abigail thank you very much. Still do the TTRPG thing. My new last name is an amazing pun. Life feels good!

When are they going to invent evil lettuce? We already have good lettuce (arugula)

Would you trust this nanny with your kids? #TheManor #TM #Thornclaw

first inks of the year

What was the story with that one human guy who had an army of hyper-intelligent animals in Phineas and Ferb? It was a side plot. That wasn't even the show's whole deal

I'm a small account which means I have cute privilege. Sorry I don't make the rules

Swords are cool. What if we made them smaller and spread milk we beat the fuck out of with them

My ideal transition is transmasc stolen valor but the way it's shaking out is a lot more like MILF academy early graduation

5 gallon bucket of ballpark nacho cheese blended with movie theater popcorn butter

Another day, another TTRPG request: What game would be best to run a weapon + meister Soul Eater-style game? I'd like players to be able to wield one another.

Okay, I'm going to ask a question and we're all going to be very cool, very mature adults about it. Are we ready? Everyone got their belts tightened? Okay. I am looking to host a lewd TTRPG campaign for a small group of friends, but I'd like to not use the VtM, Blades, or 5e system. Any help?

Someone should write a Soul Eater style blades crack where you choose either Meister or Weapon and must hunt down kishin souls. This is a purely selfish request (I want to wield a big beautiful sword woman)

This song is too good