That was four days ago GW15 Strikes Back:

The great thing about Timber not starting is that Thiago is first on my bench

64 pts 50% green arrow in a season where any kind of green has been rare Up to 900k, yay? All chips spunked 🤡

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Ait Nouri out, Burn in Opting for a weird BB over the TC chip 🤷‍♂️

Did not expect my highest scoring defender over the first 3 GWs to be this guy 2x CS, 2x max bonus

Zero clones Glfh everyone #FPL

Anyone got an FPL draft league they need another random person for? I like draft, but the mates I mini-league with don't much care for it #FPL

{THREAD} Introducing xDC (Expected DEFCON) - Chance of a defender to get to 10 CBIT in #FPL - RT appreciated All data from @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social I will post a few plots with a brief description. 1. DC (DEFCON) points per 90 from 24-25 season vs Expected DEFCON points (2*xDC) per 90

Horrific GW38 but okay season See you in August

Had a chance to slip into the Top 10K today, but...

I finished OR 1.27 million last year Never finished above 127k, this is my fourth year This feels pretty good Still would like top 10k, but 8 pts off and feels like it would take a lot of luck to squeak in

Can't remember the last time I saw Barnes pass to a teammate in the box Have to admire his religious zeal for shooting even when surrounded by five defenders

My transfers this week: Murphy ♻️ KDB Mateta ♻️ Wissa KDB and Wissa already blanked, Murphy with the early assist I sense a Mateta hat trick

I'm not saying Forest's woes are going to continue Monday, but...

Not on X Missed the leak Didn't get KDB But am so ecstatic not to be on X that it feels like I beat everyone in the game who is, so....

The magical strategy this week: - Swerve Mbeumo and Wissa until next GW - Mateta > Watkins - Murphy 🧢 What could go wrong 💹 bsky.app/profile/nutm...

12pts off Top 10k with 4 weeks left All chips already spunked Going to have to be a magician to crack the ceiling

Have had better FPL game weeks

Lost in the wailing over Saka's blank is the fact that Merino was crashing the center of the box all game long Pretty happy to have him as a differential for the run in even if he too was subbed early

Gameweek is still young, but outcome-wise, feels like not doing Isak to Watkins this week might be my biggest mistake of the season Didn't play a chip, knew I was probably looking at a red arrow without differentials hitting, Watkins seemed a good shout Rolled instead, ignored my gut

Have had worse bench boosts Saka 1-pointer later and I'll finish on 15 Of course that's discounting Munoz' 0 and Gvard's 1 in my 'starting XI'... And Merino isn't starting either.... ...Hm. Maybe I haven't had worse bench boosts

Scale of 1 to 10, how shit a bench boost squad is this for GW32? Ten being maximum shit

And still a gamblers chance of the lowest ever point total in PL history

Liverpool look like the whole squad can't be arsed now that Salah can't win the Ballon D'Or

Only just realized Southampton need another point to avoid the lowest point tally in an EPL season Two to avoid tying it Historically bad

Sure, but the real question is why is the third piggy eating roast beef? What sick carnival sideshow have we stumbled into? Are we at Robert Pickton's house? bsky.app/profile/fess...

Sometimes you just have to eat a bad game week, with no way out through FT's Isak v. TAA Wood v. Gabriel Gabriel v. Sels Boomo v. Myko Doubling down with the armband on Palmer I'm tucking in for a feast #FPL

Sticking with Emery

In American policy, "FPL" is federal poverty level. Multiplied by x, it's a benchmark for public assistance eligibility E.g., if household income is less than 185% FPL you qualify for food assistance For some reason it delights me that Blue Sky throws me posts about such things time to time #FPL

If you are still on X, why are you? youtube.com/watch?v=-VfY...

My name is José Mourinho, and this is my masterclass

I have not owned a City defender all year Clearly I am the best #FPL player on the planet Can't argue with data

FPL managers queuing to check on Duran's price #FPL

Castagne is to GW17 What RAN was to GW10 #FPL

I know many on here are used to being here or much better, but I'm very much not Feels uncomfortable Must be time to self sabotage with a Jackson 🧢 See you back down at 500k shortly #FPL

@zopharfpl.bsky.social Care to share any thoughts about Enzo as a cheap rotating 8th attacker? Fixtures amazing, he seems to be getting forward, 3 90's in a row I imagine squad rotation has to be an issue but I'm not itk re: Chelsea Appreciate any insight #FPL

Rolling the FT 👑🧢 No 🤖 no Isak and no Villa feels like it's going to be painful this week Good luck!

None of you understand my ways None of you can copy me (None of you want to copy me) #FPL #FPLcommunity

Friendly reminder than in the last 82 days, João Pedro Junqueira de Jesus has played 44 minutes of Premier League football Good luck out there! #FPL #fplcommunity

Could bag a rare 5YC trifecta this weekend Wish me luck?

Introduce yourself with four video games

Just deactivated my X account Get on my level #FPL