vodsca; Thinking about Scarlet's Fangie

this is how you all sound when you express attraction to my eyebags

turning my head in bed and see that my beautiful wife is on page 70 of the trader joe’s website’s full stock catalogue

guy gets killed in this movie after he chases a spooky white reindeer into Evil Valley. idk man kind of seems like his own fault on this one

is that good

Up next we have @glittrcrittr.bsky.social !

when you write enough stuff for the same pairing you gotta start naming your files more and more specifically

never met a green gatorade that wasn’t doing some weird shit but i’ve also never met a green gatorade i didn’t fuck with

i know i’m like a gamer girlie but movies are so much better than all other art it’s unreal dude

wicked MAY be extremely ugly and overlong and only half of a movie and have awful pacing and kind of fuck up one of the pivotal character beats of the climax BUT they DID give online what they wanted. they DID make it gay

hey so between some steep medical bills, my wife's paychecks being severely cut for the next couple months and my own imminent layoff, things are way tighter a lot sooner than we were expecting rn. if anybody has a little extra they could kick my way, i'd really appreciate it paypal.me/ikbarron

olivia loves to say stuff like "have i ever shown you HORNO'S HOLE" and she is talking about some random youtube video that she's about to make you watch with her but you have to understand that this is one the greatest ways she expresses affection and it's very charming

every lesbian's dilemma

Lysithea Shares Her Cake with Edelgard

if you’re going to draw edelgard naked but you’re not going to give her extensive scarring of some sort then why even bother really. AND THE SAME GOES FOR LYSITHEA

shiiiiiiit i didn’t know demonschool was coming out on mac and consoles…oldhead personoomfs…we will be gaming

if you think about it, gimli son of groin isn’t even incorrect

at the end of the day lying is about not wanting to get in trouble

the thing that makes me mad about kisekidle is that the cuts aren't deep enough. what the fuck do you mean they don't have bennet in there. the most romantic girl in the world. she's gonna tell oscar how she feels, but NOT until she outBAKES him bro

olivia just said "what do you think of my thoughts on kamen rider zeztz" and then paused for a second and added "thoughts also with a z, of course"

ザビBB

ina called vodka a chaser and I can't stop thinking about chaser vodka/trans scarlet. it's so potent. give me vodka being weird about how hot she thinks scarlet's dick is

having extremely fucked up thoughts like “if i was daiba nana’s adopted mother i could stop any of that from happening easily by loving her properly when she was a kid”

okay please do me

(becoming increasingly incomprehensible to normal people) need to commission autofister/texlappsora partner swap art

i can’t believe skyrim turns 11 years old today, on 11/11…hbd queen..

rudosiri

probably the most fucked up thing the persona fandom has ever done to me personally is only assign one character rabbit coding and make it be fucking akechi

keeping my cisgender wife in check. she immediately changed the subject

thinking about how the arknights english localizers took a character named Red who is based on little red riding hood and renamed her Projekt Red, after CD Projekt Red, for no reason and also Red having no known origin but nothing to indicate she's from Arknights Eastern Europe. why'd they do that

long bit in this one where they go to a high society party and to get there they have to go down the world’s grimiest public staircase and be ferried across the river and the effects of the ferrymen’s costumes and the lights on the water are only somewhat dampened by the overpowering sewage smell

been reading a series of historical romance novels set in the georgian era which is awesome because the author has set herself the challenge of making men sound hot even though they’re all wearing the most hideous clothes ever made and she has to keep mentioning that all of london smells like shit

hello personoomfs i was on a five hour long podcast about persona 5 where we mostly talked about queer reads of characters and how sae niijima is a flop queen AND i went out of my way to be the akechi defender, just for you, the girl reading this right now

really funny that gene park was able to trick so many people into thinking he was a woke guy by doing 30 libposts a day for 15 years but the problem is if you’re an establishment DC lib then that’s the same as being triple hitler literally anywhere else in the world

found out that mouthwashing has official merch last night and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. people at cons buying chibi anime style keychains of the rapist guy from mouthwashing. the people who made mouthwashing selling chibi anime style keychains of the rapist guy from mouthwashing

breathless is a movie about how heterosexuals have to work so hard to find the same kind of love that comes so easily to you or me. they don’t get there in this one but it’s a valiant attempt. well ok it’s kind of a shitty attempt but they do put their hearts into it. well ok patricia puts her hear-

sorry for the incoming RANT gamers but i’m just so sick of how game freak takes their unfortunate situation with short dev times and overwork and cuts smart corners to still deliver creative and fun games with an eye for change and improvement wherever possible! make some damn slop why don’t you!!

something so charming about coming across a youtuber who refers to her videos as “rants” in this day and age. you really locked your whole thing down in like 2010 and never looked back. the world could be so simple if i would only choose such a life for myself

let’s be serious here google there is NO WAY i typed “metaphor dog girl” and you thought i meant “girl from metaphor who owns a dog”

we will never forget our true queen, trampled under the feet of hashino making everybody yell at her like she’s crazy for saying “what if we kill all the rich people and make a society where everyone shares ownership of all resources” until she changes her mind in the saddest way possible

“the perfect game idea doesn’t exist” oh yeah?

that anime about a normal guy wanting to be kamen rider looks like turbo ass AND the song from it sucks HUGE shit

poyfuh.straw.page please give me attention too, the kind i can respond to at my leisure

hey do you- do you fucking mind

look at her!!!!!

sorry for two ai youtube music posts in a row i'm just gonna put on cephalo and stop doing that

need to stop clicking on 2 hour long playlists and go back to listening to normal albums when i write because that stuff has become 99% ai generated in the last like six months but i'm addicted to the way every once in a while i'll come across something like this

just found a youtube channel that makes hours long ai generated female vocals gregorian music with ai generated thumbnails and nothing else that has been uploading a new video every single day for nearly a year and basically i think all those guys who think this stuff is the future should d-