women will tell you i look like this but in reality i have medium length hair

when you start an arknights account they give you some little guys who are in all the training missions and they’re all tiny cutie blorbo girls, and the funniest thing this game does is make new versions of them who are 5 years in the future and without fail they are Traumatized By War

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sarah started pulling her finger back like a catapult and then flicking my hand with it so i started trying to catch her finger in the air her: no me: oh her: that's not the game we're playing me: are you just trying to hurt me? her: yeah then she did it like three more times

(dagger of amon ra tweet) really interesting to me that nobody who worked for sierra games had ever heard of a POP FILTER

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it's fucked up that dantsu flame isn't playable yet in the jp server

i keep forgetting i made an askbox like two months ago or something and never linked it anywhere. please ask me little questions poyfuh.straw.page

hey great news everybody death stranding 2 is 30% off on doordash

good morning personoomfs, on Friday i’m gonna guest on abnormal mapping to talk about persona 5! send me emails!! about fandom!! or the game, i guess, whatever.

tag yourself i’m chopped meat

which way, teenaged lesbian?

new fic! porn, dom tae/sub sae, caning. it’s good archiveofourown.org/works/71753606

i think a lot about how motoha p5x has an extremely boring social link that feels like a sauceless remake of ryuji's but then halfway through it reveals itself to actually be about how a girl who is obsessed with motoha wants to trap her in a snowglobe and make her her baseball bride forever

sorry to be the bearer of bad news everyone but i regret to report that the first story arc in p5x after they got rid of the subway slammer writer is the best written thing that's ever been in a p5 game

oh buddy we gotta get you some doujin links

needed to put some 🌴🔥 into the world, so i wrote a short little fanfic about pokke and dantsu fuckin in a classroom! 🙏please enjoy🙏 archiveofourown.org/works/71563776

vodka and scarlet umamusume are a really interesting pairing because they’re the rare couple where the butch is the husband and the femme is the wife

just found out about the ending of hades 2 and i gotta say. lol. lmao.

generic pop/country/rock concert happening on the street outside my building and there are SO many songs that sound like they MIGHT be free bird when you hear them from like 100 yards away and through a wall

God did not give your human soul dignity for you to spend your limited time on this Earth playing Magic the Gathering.

"i don't remember doing this, it was not significant to me"

there's nothing more humiliating than being on a call with someone and you laugh really hard and they say "what?" and won't continue until you tell them what made you laugh even though they know exactly what it was

just said “orange is just a type of yellow” and marin got audibly mad at me

Hey friends! So if you've been keeping up with this account you know we have hit some hard times this week. We are going to make it through, but if you can spare a couple bucks to help us out it would mean the world to Nora and me.

i get told to shut the fuck up multiple times in this one which i would consider a big time victory

every resident evil 9 trailer is like a 50/50 split on that girl wearing glasses vs not wearing glasses...life is a series of endless trials for the faithful

was thinking about recommending specific fics from this thread but i couldn't do it man i think anna might legitimately be the best to ever do it. i don't think you even have to be a fire emblem guy, if you like horror or decay or communion or devotion or repulsion you gotta check this shit out

september 10…the day we all go in on halloween pfps…stressed haru season

Lick My Wounds starts dealing with The Fallout. I can make Nanako so fucking miserable, gamers archiveofourown.org/works/549006...

zoe’s oomf as fuck and imo you should kick her some cash

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i look like this btw (the severed head) (me when she-)

Your mech makes you cum and you do pet play with your CO? That's cool I guess. I'm in the normal army so they just threaten to shoot me.

BEST TIME OF THE YEAR BAY BEEEEEE

two of these four people are girls and at least one of them absolutely could not pass as a lad under any circumstances

watched the gorn episode last night..i’m so fond of this guy…he’s handsome and clever, generous of spirit, talented at his chosen trade, a zealous protector of what he loves…i could see myself falling in love with him for sure…

umamusume may have beaten p5x into the dirt in the same day gacha release culture war but at least i’m the only one in any of my friend groups playing persona so i get to be the one to show everybody new pictures of motoha every time

mercedes <3333

my other writing community likes to post WIPs on wednesdays, so i figure i'll try to continue that tradition here when i've got something to show. presenting miss Verith Corde, a Handler down atrocious for her favorite hound and pretty lukewarm on the other three

man i’m thinkin about ikkoku nikki again…best manga of all time easy bro..not close…nothin better…makio goated…asa goated…emiri goated…shingo goated…i hope the anime gets localized and gets so popular that a nine volume josei manga that’s not about fighting comes out in English…

every time DG deigns to grace bsky with a post we should all be falling to our knees in rapturous gratitude imo

#FireEmblem #Fe3h

i’ll think you’ll find that there’s actually no such thing as toxic yuri, as toxins are characterized by their natural occurrence and all yuri is produced as a product of human labor. there is no toxic yuri, there is only yuri, and people too cowardly to enjoy it

bleizi, 100 words

really not how i expected this one to go i’ll be honest. i just talk like a stoner from indiana man