Justin MF
@itsthejustin.bsky.social
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Doing the most with the least effort. My therapist is exhausted.
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My boys Christmas present
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11 months ago
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Whoever snitched on Luigi Mangione while he was eating at McDonald’s, you’re the real villain here.
11 months ago
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My favorite season of the year 🧊
11 months ago
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Next week can someone make thick cheeks Thursday?
#TCT
11 months ago
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“I'm just gonna get gas in the morning." Is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult.
11 months ago
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Art.
11 months ago
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Prince Charming on the streets, and a sex god in the sheets.
11 months ago
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“Is that your second plate?” Me:
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Something I'm grateful for... My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
11 months ago
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When he’s so fine you be just wanting to eat him.
11 months ago
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I don’t stuff turkeys, but I’ve mastered stuffing my boy, so close enough.
11 months ago
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Me going back for seconds (or thirds) at Thanksgiving like…
11 months ago
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That part.
11 months ago
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Nothing irritates me more than showing up to work and seeing the place still standing.
11 months ago
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I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling
11 months ago
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I’m exactly where I want to be: home and away from everyone.
11 months ago
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I be eatin my boys ass and then sip on a crown bottle with the crew like it’s just another Friday night.
11 months ago
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For Thanksgiving, everybody gotta bring what they shaped like. Me: 🥔
11 months ago
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I want to go out, but I also kind of want to stay in my room forever.
11 months ago
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I enjoy having a job; it’s the going-to-work part that’s the problem.
11 months ago
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Cold-blooded but a cuddle addict.
11 months ago
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One thing about me.. if I don’t feel like talking, that phone’s not getting answered.
11 months ago
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Why can’t 8 hours of sleep last as long as 8 hours at work?
11 months ago
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New shirt for him😊
11 months ago
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My circle is so small, I don’t even need caller ID—I already know who it is.
11 months ago
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How delusional am I? Every day I dream of winning the lottery… knowing full well I don’t even buy tickets.
11 months ago
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My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in.
11 months ago
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Everyone meet my son 🐾
11 months ago
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Batman animated series had the best plots. The plots:
11 months ago
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I could not be a therapist l'd want to see a picture of the person you're crying about.
11 months ago
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I wanna have a Friendsgiving but I got like 3 friends & they can't even cook. 🦃😓
11 months ago
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiii 😬
11 months ago
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Bluesky > X
11 months ago
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And yet again this morning, no one was standing next to my bed saying: "Your Royal Highness, here is your Mimosa"😤😤
11 months ago
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Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Monday will be here in like twenty minutes.🙄
12 months ago
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reposted by
Justin MF
gio
12 months ago
everyone is so kind and positive on Blue Sky, let’s never change
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My boy was in a mood earlier, so I gave him some pole. Apparently, I’m a miracle worker.
12 months ago
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Moaning☀️
12 months ago
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Ima eat his ass like his ex is watching.🤷🏽♂️
12 months ago
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No red flags here just fun facts.
12 months ago
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I woke up horngry 🐽
12 months ago
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This is exactly what I picture when he hits me with the ‘🥺’ face.
12 months ago
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There’s no greater reward than watching his whole face light up after I call him a ‘good boy.’😏
12 months ago
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Can’t have any soft friends bc I talk a lil aggressively 😭.
12 months ago
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🤠
12 months ago
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Damn, pole and hole already? You guys work fast. 🫣
12 months ago
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Gotta bring all my sarcasm to this app now.
12 months ago
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