i dont think i dislike anyone more than the people i see lounging leisurely in coffee shops as i commute to work. i want so badly to be them

i attribute the rise in vintage shops to the fact that no one is enjoying the present

the grey season has arrived

This is a direct attack on the stability and well being of anyone who rents in Ontario. If this bill passes, it will cause irreparable damage to working families. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This will - without a doubt - force me to pay a rent I cannot afford for the home Ive lived in for the last eight years. This directly threatens my ability to live in this city, and Im furious that the Ford govt has added this fear and anxiety into my life. Its an attack on all renters' well being.

Hey Ontario. Please pay attention to this. It's fucking terrifying. As a renter I rely on rent control in order to, you know, LIVE, and this threatens to take it away from me and most people I know. Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.

when did modern shops start to eschew awnings

I want the yawning awe of a green, autumn-cold plain cloaked in fog as the lament of an eldritch horn echoes from afar - ever closer - heralding an arrival.

al pacino as the hamburglar is that anything

when you're at or near the back of the streetcar and it turns you look out the window and watch it bend

just witnessed a man walk out of an alleyway wearing surgical gloves, carrying tongs and a sharps container. his expression communicated many things not the least of which is that he does this every day

streetcar person of the day - this motherfucker right here with the lute shit or is it a mandolin

monday morning pep talk loses some of its verve when performed while sitting on a toilet

it's so weird to me how companies. corporations, economic pundits, etc etc all seem to think of "consumers" as some kind of endless resource that will continue ad infinitum while private buying power is being reduced at every turn by grossly over-reaching policies of worker efficiency

thank you for bringing your little dog onto the streetcar and letting them sit in your lap and look out the window yes i will be staring at them the whole trip that is their fare

imagine going to a baseball game and not cosplaying as the team

hell is other peoples' contractors

You get rid of Huey Lewis, and The News becomes the perfect late night talk show band. ...you know, when we still had those.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Imagine being so handsome that for decades your name becomes the cultural go-to metaphor for male handsomeness.

"Who's got two thumbs and was generated by AI?" -points with one hand- "This guy."

I feel like point of origin is Cotton Eye Joe's least significant characteristic.

If you haven't listened to Herbie Hancock's "Future Shock" in a while, you should.

I will never apologize for a post

GRUMPYE TEENAGE SHAKESPEARE: "Thys ys just a stage, son." "ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'

new metaphor for 2025 just dropped youtube.com/watch?v=IAS8...

now entering the streetcar from the front entrance - a man in five hats

september starting on a monday feels unnecessarily cruel

Wanted to build a production company logo that captured the feeling of watching cartoons in the late 70s. Call it an attempt to capture a vibe. Created using Adobe After Effects, Premiere, and the microKORG S. youtu.be/XRx9i_6UrR0

also beards. just stop we get it

fingernails should grow to a point and then just stop like what do we even need them for besides picking up dimes off flat surfaces every couple years

"But, doctor! If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be Pagliacci the Clown!" or whatever

Look, I'm in no rush for summer to be over, but I'm not gonna lie - I will be for real stoked when all the cicadas finally STFU.

Cooler by the lake.

Ah, my Nils Bohr swimsuit calendar has arrived.

I'm not telling anyone that when I say I'll do something ASAP, the P stands for Preferable.

I hate to be so trite as to trot out the tired "this!", but fuckin' THIS! THIS ALL DAY LONG!

Whenever they convert a cool old timey building into a modern workspace with all the old timey bits still on, it's always "No you can't use the cast iron portal doors from 1879. Use the glass and metal boring doors we added to the side. The cool doors are locked forever." Fuckin' boooooo...

Someone needs to do something about the fact that I always burn my fingers when fastening the fly on a pair of jeans fresh out of the dryer. It's a real hot button issue.

that feeling when you love something old as if it was new

I love Toronto so, so much. Not sarcasm. Not irony. I love it here.

@fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social Seeya tomorrow at the mothership. Save me a garbage can, will ya? I hear you guys have tons.

What movie did you see way too young? Blade Runner at 10 tender years of age, thanks to the dubious judgement of my best friend's dad.

Sunset Clouds July 2 youtu.be/WhwZJCl8L7U

If you MUST look to the future, then for god's sake, do it from the past.

No, you can't fly, or lift tremendous weight, or shoot beams from your eyes. But you can be brave. You can be kind. You can care. You can stand up for what's right. You can do good. You can be Superman.

Just for clarity's sake - none of you need fireworks. They're a dumb stupid idiot moron thing for stupid dumb moron idiots.

Sign on an old-timey tailor shop - "Britches Get Stitches"

me to the one random rejection email from one of the three hundred jobs I applied to this month #jobs #andor

The man just can't stop voting against everything Canada stands for.