…if he’s asking to stick his snout in there, no way She can’t go out in public like that! …though if they’re clothes shopping, she COULD slip him in one of the dressing rooms to dine on

It’s been some time…shall they head back home for it?~

Maybe he could lend a hand in covering up… or two~

…She misses being able to wear pencil skirts

Come on... Suck it...

Hey! She IS sharing! >:(

She’s probably gonna down the bottle faster than you

ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕! #𝟘𝟘𝟝𝟚. “𝕀𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕓𝕛𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤. 𝕀𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡.” [More info below ⬇️]

Hag be tired

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THE OBJECTIVE

I RETURN WITH NAKED GRANDMA

Oh. She thought it was something with allergies messing up that big sniffer of his

…Does she already know why he doesn’t spring?

Eventually she parted lip and tongue from Fang, slightly annoyed despite the flush on her cheeks “I don’t have all day, y’know…I wanna get this over with so i can go grocery shopping” Seems she’s grown tired of the sensual grinding and kissing…but really the mother just wants him. Right now.

“You’re an absolute pervert~ But nah, no need in sneak. I’m divorced and I don’t care what the neighbors think” She’d take his hand and guide him all the way over to her home…it’s crazy how loud the sweet, innocently beautiful granny’s curves jiggle and clapped while walking there…

“A kiss? Sweetheart, why would you want to smooch this old fossil? Fine, but make it quick” Not even twenty minutes later, the reader and her are tongue deep in each other’s mouths…chest to chest…hip to hip as their simple kiss escalates to passionate love making

“Fine. I’ll spare your ears with a proposal instead” Her scolding stare was soon replaced by a sinister, seductive grin. A soft hand “Follow me back to my house and I’ll make sure you’ll never forget this lesson~”

🌸 “Ah. Still getting ready, huh? I’ll be in the living room whenever you’re ready~” The prying mother strikes again…but atleast she left as quickly as she came in. It’s quite shocking to see he’s still in good terms with Retsuko’s mother even after their falling out

💧 The old woman’s tail frizzed up as the hair let his unhinged comment fly into her ears, making her turn hun his general direction with a disturbed expression on his face “Hmph! Such a vulgar tongue on you…did your mother not teach you how to talk to your elders?”

⠀ ⠀ ( 𝗘𝘅𝗵𝗮𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗲 ) 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑛𝑠𝑓𝑤, 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟 ⠀

She thought the reader wasn’t paying attention…

I haven’t forgotten about this account btw Have some old yams scolding the reader

“Isn’t getting me all flustered like a school girl enough for you? At this point I’m never gonna feel old again” Her hand caresses his cheek, rubbing it softly while he riles her up more…returning the marking suction with her own marking …With teeth this time

ㅤ 𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝙐𝙋𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝘐 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙇 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝙁𝙇𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂, 𝘐 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉!!

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I’ll leave this here…for reasons

Despite her flustered state, she refused to hesitate wiggling her tong with his, her hands would gently clasp on his cheeks before pulling away with a grin on her face “You should be ashamed of yourself…saying such vulgar words and tonging down an old lady like this~”

“…I should’ve known you’d do this when I asked you what you wanted for breakfast” She’s not mad…she’s just disappointed

Working up an appetite while working up a sweat in the sauna, how devilishly naughty of them~ The mother is already pushing him there in a rush “Oh Tom~ I’m so eager to begin our little retreat, so sorry about just pushing you along like this…but I wanna hit the best spot immediately~”

“Noooo…but we barely started…” She’d pour the rest of the bottle she had in her mouth, shaking it to finally see that she finished the bottle “Oops…forgot that was my last bottle, hehehehehe…”

“Aw whaaat? The night’s still young, Captain Buzzkill” She’s so drunk she doesn’t even realize she’s home already…well until she sat up “Huh? Can you teleport or something? I blinked and we were already here…” She leaned in the bunny’s face, giving him a sloppy kiss

You were invited to drink with the mother! Unfortunately, the hag’s getting a little bit too…spicy in the supposed casual drink sesh, already getting wasted within the first 20 minutes (It’s a new record) “Ha~ You’re really a hoot to drink with, [Reader]…the girls are really missing out on ya~”

Fancy dress because why not…totally not planning to take the reader out on a date or anything

If you ever wonder where Retsuko’s immaturity comes from…there’s your answer

Sounds like he’ll be sharing a lot of pent up “aggression” with her in that little sauna~ Can they skip the fun part and go straight into the MUCH more fun part?~ The dinners and such can wait~

She’s gonna pass out like every 5 minutes if she works out

The old lady needs to lay off the alcohol…it’s giving her a beer belly— Wait…nevermind, she’s just chubby

Curses…her attempt to fluster him has backfired on her. Very unfortunate for the mother, and very cruel of Johnathan “A-Ah…U-Umm…”

“Is it a problem, little spider?~” The mature woman pulls her in, grinning as she holds the tarantula close

Was there an issue before her romantic gesture? She doubts it..the girl can tell he’s had an eye for her for quite some time now

“…D-Daughters?!” Her face is completely red by his bold suggestion

Correction: It’s a romantic, relaxing retreat This is gonna be quite enjoyable with the tanuki~

WIP.

WIP.

“Yes? You wanted to see me, dear?~” She says…being the one who called the reader over, and worst of all she isn’t even dressed properly “What’s the matter? Something caught your eye?~”

“I forgot you were a bit dense…” The red panda began taking him towards her bedroom, showing off the rest of his gift…that being a rose petal covered bed, hot chocolate (gotta keep it festive), and soon…a lady in red ready to conceive another kid~ “Need anymore hints?~”

Finally Christmas! She still has plenty of gifts to hand out and a couple of outings to go on Good thing she’s dressed for the occasion…