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Avid Human. Aspiring Liminal Entity.
So excited to be included in this issue!
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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ich träume von einem Prachtparadeiser, so rund, so rot, so süßlich sauer, so säuerlich süß, so zwischen zwei Scheiben Toastbrot mit Mayo und Salz und Pfeffer…mmmmm
4 months ago
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Heute + gestern insgesamt fast 200g selbst-gemachtes
#Bärlauch
Pesto gegessen…mein Atem ist jz grausig, meine Fürze ungeheuer, jedoch freut sich meine Seele and that’s what matters
4 months ago
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7 months ago
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Fact that blew my mind: Kris Kringle is an Americanized pronunciation of Christkindl (that then later got conflated with Santa Claus).
7 months ago
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crying screaming throwing up while playing resident evil on story mode
7 months ago
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i feel the spirit of god on this one and a half hour (and counting) delayed Deutsche Bahn train
7 months ago
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the hate i feel in my heart when a recipe says no kneading required :)!!! and then a few lines later it’s telling me to stretch and fold the dough for five minutes…
9 months ago
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The f in Silent Hill f stands for fuckingood
9 months ago
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reposted by
Tanner Bo Banner
National Flash Fiction Day
about 1 year ago
FlashFlood: Debut Flash: 'Trevor wants to know…' by Tanner Gore
#nffd2025
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Debut Flash: 'Trevor wants to know…' by Tanner Gore
Trevor points to a painting hanging on the wall of the bar we’re in, asks me if it’s an Austrian emperor, or something. “That’s Tom Selleck.” “Are you sure?” I am sure. I have no idea why he’s dressed like Napoleon—but I certainly know Tom Selleck when I see him. For the next five minutes, I’m subjected to Trevor’s incorrigible curiosity. Maybe Tom Selleck has Austrian ancestors, or visited Innsbruck, maybe even this bar, or maybe the owner just likes him, or maybe he’s in some movie that’s really popular here, or maybe it’s an inside joke, or maybe… “For Christ’s sake, Trevor, just ask the bartender.” “Can you ask?” “No, you can ask.” “I don’t speak German.” “They speak English here too.” Trevor purses his lips, then opens them again. Now he asks how Gertrude could have known the exact details of Ophelia’s death in Hamlet if she wasn’t there, and why you can’t eat grapefruit on certain heart medications. He asks me how to properly pronounce GeschwindigkeitsĂĽberschreitung, and to explain what a planet being in retrograde means again. He wonders if the Second World War could have been avoided with a less punitive Treaty of Versailles, or if Martian colonization will ever pan out. Before I can get a word in, he asks me whether I believe free will exists. “Apparently not,” I say as I scoot out my chair and head over to the bartender. When I return, I throw a menu at Trevor. Hammer my finger on the header. “CafĂ© Moustache! The bar’s called CafĂ© Moustache. Tom Selleck famously has a moustache. They saw the painting online and thought it would fit the theme.” “Hm,” Trevor says, his eyes gleaming with the depth of an ocean. “Wonder why they chose that name…”  --- Tanner Gore is an emerging writer living in Innsbruck, Austria. When not writing, he enjoys cooking goulash, dancing in techno clubs, and pacing aimlessly around his apartment. Â
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@contrapoints.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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nach nem halben jahr „you should listen to ethel cain i glaub es taugt dir“ von meinem freund hab ich mir endlich mal ein paar songs von der angehört…and surprise surprise 🫢
about 1 year ago
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So excited that my piece, Trevor wants to know…, will be published as part of
@natflashfictionday.bsky.social
Debut Flash series! Can’t wait to read all the other works!
about 1 year ago
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a poem
over 2 years ago
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amateur saxophone players will understand
over 2 years ago
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but he didn’t sterilize the jars. Now Bob Burt is battling a bad bout of botulism and taking Piper to court.
almost 3 years ago
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