I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years

What did you do for a Klondike bar? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

⭐Art Raffle Time!!⭐ Kept ya waiting huh- To celebrate hitting 3k here, I'll be raffling off TWO full color illustrations in the same style as these! To enter, just: -Like -Repost -Follow -Comment a reference of your requested character! New follows are welcome! Raffle ends 24/10! #MattoonArt

welcome to bluesky. we have rules 1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone 2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again 3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning and if you're under him, you aint getting over him

🎉 I’m doing an art raffle! 🎉 No particular reason, I just haven’t done one in years and I think it’d be fun 🙂‍↕️ RULES: 1) Make sure you follow me! 2) Repost this post to enter! The winner will receive a full body similar to these recent drawings of mine! 🙏 Ends 20th of October, 5pm BST! 🙏

sherman, for the love of god!

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New shirt idea just dropped

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

An up and coming fashionista enters the tournament to pay off his employers. CHARACTER 04: Zayden Surae. Voice Actor: Mika Thomas. Age: 23. Affiliation: RedBottoms. Element: Curium.

The proclaimed nightlife figurehead of NeoCity has entered the tournament out of selflessness. CHARACTER 03: Ajani Rose. Voice Actor: Drake Kobler. Age: 47. Affiliation: RedBottoms. Element: Cesium.

A workaholic agent has her targets set on the tournament. CHARACTER 02: Jenna Gaboury. Voice Actor: Robin van der Niet. Age: 21. Affiliation: ???. Element: Cesium.

What's worse than having no second shape? Having the WRONG second shape. And Sitlali is the walking apocalypse. Prophesized to steal humanity’s shapeshifting powers, Sitlali must decide if she’s to be her people’s destroyer or their unlikely savior. #YA #GN #F #DVPit #DVArt #BIPOC #Latine

solve my riddles three if you want to commission me!

Gonna keep my nose out of the half of this I don't understand and just talk about this What??? No??? Boundaries are there for other people. Everyone has them. If someone doesn't respect your boundaries for communicating with you, you simply stop having a relationship of any kind with them.

Golden

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?

Hang in there, struggling artists

"being ceo of a social network" is in the dsm vi

rosalina cuz like #mario

Emiko Shiver in her Splatoween look for @4brandonjs4.bsky.social. Had to do some brush experimenting with the colors, and I'm very happy with the final art of Emiko in the shark tamer's Splatoween look. ❤️/🔄s are welcomed! #ArtistOnBlueSky #AS05 #DigitalArt #OCFanart #Emiko #Erma

Which one of you was gonna tell me there was both a National and International Coffee Day or was I supposed to figure this out myself?

This quote goes hard so here it is in Latin Merdās reālēs factās ā manibus hūmānīs. Illa vitia pulchra vidēre mē sine. Aliquid dysfactum amorōsumque impetrāre mē sine.

#Sonic #SonictheHedgehod #RougetheBat #Rouge Oh yea I found out last night that Rouge's current English voice actress is racist and queerphobic Rouge's voice actress. She also voiced a trans character in the past, I'm told.

#furry Hi I just found out that the furry fandom was basically foretold fucking millennia ago

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IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English! Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!

There's nothing this jewel thief won't steal to get to the top. CHARACTER 01: Skyela Lorenzi. Voice Actor: Skye Redden. Age: 19. Affiliation: ???. Element: Actinium.

Weird how this *remains relevant*

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These would unironically be my OCs Rosie (she/her) and Luc (they/them). And tbh they both would play both roles.

According to this graph, Lambda is not only a client of NVIDIA, but NVIDIA is both a client and investor of Lambda

Okay so the connection between furries and being rich isn't lost on me, creative people getting money from people passionate about the same things What IS lost on me is why there's a notable amount of furries who are SCIENTISTS, especially in disease areas

As a multilingual #furry, idk what's funnier The fact "furry" is semieasily translatable into #Latin Or the fact "fursona" is ALSO semieasily translatable vellerōsus -ōsa -ōsum "furry" vellersōna -ae "fursona"

Helping Grandpa✨ 焼き芋の翁ちゃんのお手伝いですっ☆ 解体ハンマーで棒ぶっ叩くだけですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

I need more buff furries on my timeline to gawk at What who said that #furry

About time for a pfp update! Happy werewolf season 🎃

Work trade with my friend Klaus of my human(-ish) sona! His BlueSky isn’t updated yet so you can find him on Twitter (ew) here twitter.com/hYster1kal_ I’m serving more cunt in these images than I will in my entire life (ALT text permission automatically granted)

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

"No shirt, no shoes, no service" So I get service if I come in without pants as long as I got shirt and shoes?

Ever wonder how a figurine is made? Step 1: Get a hydraulic press

1K FOLLOWERS RAFFLE 🎉 hey everyone!! as a thank you for reaching 1K I would like to raffle off one free piece of art! it will be a fullbody with a minimal or flat color background, like the examples shown. TO ENTER: - be following me! - repost 🔄 - (optional) comment a safe for work character ref

Okay so the Pledge of Allegiance is like really fucking weird and mildly creepy but like What happened to "liberty and justice for all" Literally the last words of the one thing nearly all American children had/have to recite every week

What sucks is that my problem can be boiled down to not having the solution to my problem I just need someone to hold me

So much shit I wanna say right now but lack the words I need to say anything after venting to a friend If anyone’s reading this post, stay strong. Life just sucks right now, but it’ll pass like any storm. Make sure to tell someone important to you that you care about them.