Salah, Gakpo, Mac Allister. None of them should be in the team.

Haaland pulls Szoboszlai down and we're just ignoring that?

Guehi red wasn't a red because the ball was 2 feet in front of Mo Salah. Penalty for City even though the ball is in the next post code.

Not a fucking chance Mo Salah gets that penalty. 0%.

He's kicked the ball 800000 miles ahead of himself and that's a pen? Fuck off.

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HES GIVEN THAT

Fucking WOW

He's clean fucking through on goal and he rugby tackles him but no red?!?!

That's a red card.

Liverpool look sluggish and knackered so often. The only explanation I have is that pre-season was likely way below par due to Jota's death. I don't know how they'd have been going in and giving it 100% every minute during those crucial sessions with so much going on.

Curtis Jones shouldn't be behind Mac Allister at the moment.

Are Liverpool playing against Prime City instead of Nico O'Reilly, Marmoush, Khusanov and the ghost of Bernardo Silva? We can't get a kick.

I think Konate is off in the summer and it feels fair enough to me.

Ibou 🥲

So how the fuck does Alex Isak get himself a place?

Fuck me Wirtz is just world class. Him off Hugo and build around them for the next 5 years.

5 added minutes. Kerkez down for over a minute in stoppage time. Blows on 50:20. Stop clocks now.

Fernando Torres Vs Tal Ben Haim. One for the teenagers.

Wow. He is Fernando Torres.

Wow. Florian Wirtz you fucking magician.

Liverpool's best player is filling in as a makeshift full back. This is a problem.

Deserved. Newcastle have just been the better team. Comfortably. At Anfield.

You know Mo Salah's legs have gone when Trippier catches him from a 5 yard head start. Father time is a bastard.

How in the fuck is the President of the United States being accused of raping children not leading every news show and website in the world right now?

That allegation against Trump that the DOJ has since deleted from their website is fucking stomach churning.

I'd be getting Van Dijk, Wirtz, Ekitike and Szoboszlai off immediately here.

Liverpool score all the set pieces in Europe.

I know he scored a goal but Mac Allister is surely off in the summer. The number of times he gets walked past these days is staggering. Looks totally fed up.

Liverpool aren't going to qualify for the Champions League if they don't add a defender in this window. I get that FSG don't want to buy players for a manager who will likely be gone in the summer but surely Champions League qualification has to trump that.

That was abysmal given how shite Bournemouth are and were tonight. The team needs a new left back, 2 centre backs, a right back, a central midfielder and 2 wide players. Mental.

No wins in 5. Losing and drawing with utter garbage sides as well.

Nearly 2 fucking minutes to take that free kick.

A lad has just kicked Hugo EkitIke and been given a free kick 😂

50 second throw ins. Wonderful entertainment

Not blaming Kerkez for that second goal. Lad runs 2 feet offside. Van Dijks plays him on..

Walking football.

That's game over then

And Liverpool are down to one available centre back. Never rains.

Lazy as fuck from the captain

Bournemouth have been garbage so of course they go 1 up.

Mo Salah has had an interesting 20 minutes.

If Andy Robertson wants to go and play football he should be allowed to leave, providing Liverpool can bring Tsimikas back. He's a legend but right now he's a back up who wants minutes. Deserves to be let go. What an LFC career.

Best Liverpool have been in months. No idea how they're not 3-0 up. Final ball all that's been missing.

On the plus side, Florian Wirtz is the next superstar you build around and Ekitike isn't far behind. Feel for Slot but Alonso will be mentioned every time we drop points now. It's all but over.

12 unbeaten. What a run.

11 unbeaten. A run for the ages.

Told ya.

Great goal Dom. Can we take him off now please.

Shithouse gang of cringey cunts have me actually wanting Man City to win a title. They're awful. And you just know Mikel Arteta loves JD Vance.

How the fuck is that not a penalty?