HAPPY BIRTHDAY @melanielynskey.bsky.social !!!!!! i’m so honored an put my message right by mouse and donut and mark r 🥹

forms.gle/fXmwqWwetXmc... HELLO YJSKY! i’m pleased to announce nomination round voting for the first ever BUZZY AWARDS (yellowjackets only awards show i invented) is now OPEN!

yellowjackets eve

“Turn in you’re gun and badge, John Severance. Your off the force. Your a lose cannon.” - Commissioner Severance, “Severance”

yellowjackets best fucking show on television baby!

about to go to bed but i have to say the biggest thank you to @emilystjams.bsky.social - i was so thrilled when i learned you and libby were writing an episode and good LORD what an episode it was. thank you thank you thank you

it’s so quiet here…

yjsky where you at?

anyways. rumor has it this GC discussion was about episode 6… gay fear

today this rapscallion turns 6 months old!!!! she’s been alive for half a year already!

lmao twitters dead

how it started and how it’s going

i’m gonna throw up she’s getting so big so fast STOP IT

dear @melanielynskey.bsky.social, i hope this bleet finds you well and that you and your beautiful family are doing alright! you have so many followers that i don’t know if you will see this. but i HAVE to know: how are you liking severance season 2 so far??? yours, heather xoxoxo

yellowjackers who are going to be mad if severance sweeps the emmys: please see the following conversation. praise kier!

peace and love on planet earth

the world is an awful place right now. i hope this video of my puppy romping in the snow for the first time helps you feel better

JOSIES FIRST SNOW DAY!

NTM ON YJ….. anyways it’s killing eve

a tale of two puppies (alternately: RAWRRRRR)

absolutely crazy how much josie’s grown since we first got her. STOPPPPPP

behold. the beast

hello. as of today, it has been one full yellowjackets plane crash (19 months) since a new episode of yellowjackets has aired.

Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah oomfies!! :)

Most of the time I skew pretty atheist. however. right now. baruch hashem for allowing me to be alive at the right time to witness this. I suddenly have the urge to say shema. I’m going to find the menorah in the garage BEFORE it’s already day two or three this year. mark my words

diana christensen from network if she served even more cunt

GUYS

as if i couldn’t love my dentist any more (yeah i know that’s weird to say but he’s such a nice guy. listen) the holding music for his office phone number is on my own from les mis

ok i just realized he probably isn’t on bluesky yet so ill ask yjsky while i still can WHO THE FUCK IS SHANE KEMP

LOOK WHOS ON MY TELVISION SCREEN

YELLOWJACKETS S3 TRAILER

AWOOOOOOOOO

WHEN I SAY SOUL YOU SAY MATES

she was born 10 seconds ago

i’m going to [TELEVISION STATIC AND MODEM DIAL UP NOISES]

ELLA FAUXNELL IS OVER PARTY

deeply funny that i tried to confront the person impersonating ella and this is how they responded

sweetpea is insane because like. “what, you think you could have saved me?” “that’s not what i meant.” “yeah, it is… maybe i could have saved you.” “i wish there was a way to save us both.” WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A LESBIAN

lesbian socks for today

oh yeah and another reason this account is faker than a kardashian’s lips? “she” hasn’t said a peep about sweetpea being renewed it’s just been constant fallout pandering. wouldn’t “you” be proud to announce the show you starred in and executive produced is being renewed?

GOOD MORNING SWEETPEA SEASON 2 CONFIRMED

sleeby rhiannon lewis says good morning :)

GOOD MORNING SWEETPEA SEASON 2 CONFIRMED

🕯️🥀👻 #art #illustration

this has really been a year of the consequences of using mysterious green chemicals

if i was friends with callie she would hate my ass bc i would be at her house 24/7 crushing on her mom

tell me you guys see it

that mf owes her $50,000 i hope she haunts his ass forever