Call it what it is: The Trump Crime Family.

JD Vance, Lindsey Graham, and Ted Cruz are three reasons that create a demand for weasel repellent.

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Still experimenting with ChatGPT. I call this "The Presidential Shitter".

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My message to the Orange Bonespur.

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Someone tell him it's May.

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Looks like Susan Collins is way behind in the polls of Maine voters. Should anyone be "concerned"?

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The war is over. I don't need to do anything about the War Powers Act.

During this fuel crisis, is the Orange Bonespur planning to fly south for another golf weekend?

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How the world sees us.

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Experimenting with the updated Chat GPT. It works pretty well, although it needs a bit more orange. I will practice.

$400 million of taxpayer's money for a ballroom? Lindsey Graham needs to go to alcohol rehab.

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I saw the video alleged to be the shooter running past a security station. The armed personnel manning the station did not react to an armed man running toward and past them until he was already by them. This incident alone makes me doubt that this whole thing was real. Convince me otherwise.

Can someone explain to me how someone can walk into a building with a gun, start shooting, striking a Secret Service agent, and not only is not killed, but is apparently captured uninjured? What am I missing?

Bon appetite

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I am not planning to retire again but, if I did, this is the cake I would want.

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This past weekend I was browsing in a store while waiting to get into a nearby theater for a show. In a section of scented soaps, I noticed one whose label said: "Smells like hookers and blow." My imagination is pretty good, but I failed miserably trying to imagine what this smelled like.

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Thinning the herd...

Trump does shitty stuff for the same reason my cat licks himself between his legs: because he can.

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