Bury a Spinecone in the Ground Until it Grows into a Spine Tree

Topman Tribe Trigonometry Test

Enact Martial Law

Flip Off the Flip Panel

C'mere, Luigi

Wake Up the Whole Building

Take a Dip in the Poison Swamp

You're in DANGER

Turn Off the Light and Hurry Back up the Stairs Before the Monster Gets You.

Major Burrows' Major Letdown

Polish the Ruby Rock

Citadel of Song

That was the last Known Pokeyplant in the Universe and you KILLED IT!?

The Sand Bird's Purple Coins

Luigi Enraptured by the Beauty of the Stars

Grilling the Gringills

The Chimp's Run-in with the FCC

Hop Off Fluzzard and Explore the Jungle to Your Heart's Content

Giant Purple Coins too Big to Collect in Supermassive Galaxy

Tall Trunk's Purple Coin Slide but You Need to Get All 140 of Them This Time

Desert Star Ball

Purple Coins Getting Stuck in a Roomba

Lock Mario in the Bonus Box

The Secret of Interior Home Decor

Scary Swamp Salamander Romp

The Chimp's Little Something to Take the Edge Off

Swallow Saltwater

Fuck You All, and Fuck Me as well, Merry Christmas. Check Your Bathroom Now

Cloudy Court's Courtroom

Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Daredevil Run

Strangle Skeeter

Introduce Strollin' Stus to Starshine Beach's Ecosystem

Mario is Straight, but a Power Star is a Power Star

Good Egg Galaxy Goes Rancid

Get Luigi to Clip His Toenails Somewhere Else PLEASE

The Rise & Fall of the Topman Tribe

Luigi Stuck in a Timeshare Meeting

Yoshi and the Dastardly Durian

Investigate the Ominous Violin Stinger

This Star is Exclusive to the 3D All-Stars Collection, Available Only for a Limited Time

Luigi Has Become a Juggalo Now

Listen Close to the Locked Door

Usurp the USB Dongle Goblin

He is Behind the Tree

The Toad Brigade Makes a Scene

Lay Off the Staff

Bury All Possible Leads

Ask Your Mom to Help You Get This Star

Make Mustard Gas

13 Layers Deep in the Customer Service Helpline