Favorite types of music 1. Sad girl is sleepy 2. Monster energy drink unfortunately 3. Singer can’t sing but is very brave 4. Fun pirates on meth 5. Pizza party garage beers 6. Thizzing on speedy rolls 7. Sad girl is yelling 8. British person is upset 9. Divorced dad is upset 10. Yacht rock

Least favorite types of music 1. Sexy dad feelin frisky 2. Old guy talks about dinner party 3. Horny strip mall vampire 4. Cookie Monster vocals 5. Person talks about coffee 6. White person does Patois 7. Anthony keidis talks about CA 8. Discordant beep 9. Tampon commercial 10. Imagine Dragons

Sentient and being very brave about it

All these rich people trying to live forever literally need to grow up and die. What a lesson in futility.

Here’s some wannados that I finetuned that are up for grabs! No repeats, sales tax included and prices reflect intended size DM to snag one of these designs or if you have any questions! #tattoodesigns #wannado #wannadotattoo #illustration #flashtattoos #seattletattoo #tattooideas #tattooartist

Appraising people’s value by a single 1-10 number is insane though. ‘Like she’s a 4 but her flesh reflects the unknowable expanse of the universe and her heart contains the psychedelic ecstasy of experience?’

Is anyone doing okay?

Hey girl, are you my stomach because you seem reallly upset and Idk why?

Tired being disgruntled ready to gruntle

Freaky funky wolf dog tattoo from my brain #tattoo #tattooart #colortattoo #tattooideas #seattletattoos

Stomping around my studio apartment making noises like a large flightless bird. Now that’s living.

A series of funky little gap fillers for a client who is running outta space! Gap fillers are so fun 😊 #tattoos #gapfillertattoos #tattooartist

I gave you life and I can take it away I shriek to my homunculus

The early 1900’s Dada movement was sick because they were like sheesh the overwhelming horrors have turned me into a silly goose 🤪

Can you even call it your ‘villain era’ unless you’ve chastised your goons for their insolence?

Meower flower from my little wanna dos, pardon the blood! 🧛‍♀️ #tattoos #tattoodesigns #cattattoo #tattooart #colortattoo

Spirit stones from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time for a homie! Now booking custom appointments, message to chat projects 👽 #tattoos #tattoodesign #zelda #zeldatattoos #legendofzelda #seattletattooartist

Frogs city baby! Available tattoo wannado sheet, No repeats— message to snag one!