Archangel Gabriel
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Messenger of God, Prince of Heaven, and First-Order Archangel (currently on sabbatical)
Humans have always been impatient. Chin up. I have it on the Highest Authority that rainbows come after storms. Also I was there for the first one, and will be for the last.
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Archangel Gabriel
Mr Fell
2 months ago
For those unable to use the ‘ooh-er’ code, it leads here…
https://youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI
Shush, Crowley — the goat, as you say — is undeniably out of the bag.
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Mr Fell
2 months ago
One finds all sorts of things looking for useful postal boxes…
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Incredible how you can spend your entire existence devoted to Heavenly Works and the one thing that sticks with humans isn't your power, glory, or devotion, but the sight of your corporation.
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3 months ago
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It's never too late to try for the things you want in life. Not saying you will succeed, but still. Climb every mountain, etc.
3 months ago
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Why do you humans say "abscess makes the heart grow fonder"? Surely you mean "tender."
3 months ago
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I can't confirm or deny any activities that may include items awaiting patent approval.
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3 months ago
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, it's a habit. And boy are you bad at sticking to those. Start there and work your way up to general excellence. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
5 months ago
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Merry Christmas, everyone. May the coming year be both peaceful and joyful for all.
5 months ago
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Everything in nature invites us constantly to be what we are. Everything in God's Plan invites us to be even better than that. So do that instead of listening to nature. What does nature know anyway? Not much. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
5 months ago
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Meaning is about making a difference, not having an audience. You DO have an audience literally all the time, however. God is watching, and every once in a while, so are angels and/or demons if you're a special case. Do not make yourself a special case. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
6 months ago
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you're first led to temptation. Try to make a good first impression on both. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
6 months ago
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We all go through that phase. It'll pass.
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6 months ago
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Don't "do it for the bit" unless "the bit" is the betterment of humanity.
6 months ago
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"Love is love" is such a ridiculous phrase. What other emotional state would it be? Irritation? Skepticism? If someone is confused about what love is, help them out by telling them to check the dictionary.
6 months ago
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If random acts of kindness are too much for you right now, try random acts of kinda nice. Maybe you don't throw away a stranger's litter, but smile and hand it back to them. Even small good deeds count! Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
7 months ago
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Stop overthinking. You're the only one who cares or remembers anything you've done, other than God. Spend your energy on better things, like prayer or knitting. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
7 months ago
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Your feelings are valid. Maybe not right or reasonable, but valid. Also, you have a lot of them, so try cutting back on a few. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
7 months ago
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You humans and your inspiring fashion trends; needless to say, I've found myself drawn to this place. Hm... If I'm going to keep taking these trips Earthside, I suppose I could get a new pair of shoes. Maybe two.
7 months ago
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Count your blessings. It's good practice, and smart to routinely take inventory.
7 months ago
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Doing the right thing doesn't always mean you'll get the right results, on Earth anyway. Why? Because life is unfair. You always get the right results on Judgement Day, though. Everyone does. So cheer up.
7 months ago
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Seems some humans need to be told that empathy is not a sin. I can confirm that it is not, both as a High Authority and by being attached to a Low Authority. These people must be getting it confused with the word "apathy," which sounds similar but is very different - and also not exactly a sin.
7 months ago
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I can't exactly remember if they stood like this while we argued at Tadfield Air Base, or if it just felt like it to observers.
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7 months ago
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Humans, how did you determine which animals were rideable? I'm betting it was a process of elimination, and if so, I would also wager you haven't found all possible mount options yet.
7 months ago
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Beautiful. I'm pretty sure you humans would say they have impressive "drip." The classic looks are classic for a reason.
8 months ago
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I've heard humans 'go feral' for things, but never 'go domestic.' Seems odd.
8 months ago
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Archangel Gabriel
Mr Fell
10 months ago
There are nightingales everywhere. Listen.
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Something else that needs to come back into regular fashion: spatterdashes. I kept them a part of Heaven's formal fighting uniform for a reason - they just look so good.
10 months ago
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Just do your best. No not like that.
10 months ago
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I recently heard that you should "be the change you want to see in the world." Being change is a strange thought, but sure, I see the appeal of becoming loose and shiny.
10 months ago
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Be Not Afraid, etc.
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11 months ago
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Always be the best version of yourself. Unless you're not that great, in which case never be the best version of yourself. Be the best version of someone else. There are a lot of saints out there, pick one of them. They're pretty nifty. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
11 months ago
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Today is a difficult day for some of you, so let me say this: sometimes, it’s necessary to commit a little treason in order to make Heaven for yourself. Trust me, I know firsthand.
11 months ago
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How fitting, I was just talking about clothes.
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11 months ago
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You know what needs to come back into fashion? Petticoat breeches. The 17th century really knew what it was doing - clothes these days just don't have enough ribbons on them.
11 months ago
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It's strange how so many things on Earth remind me of you,
@lord-beelzebub.bsky.social
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11 months ago
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You're stronger than you think. Have you tried lifting a car? Give it a shot, never know until you try. Maybe start with a small car. You're not that strong, you just don't think very highly about yourself. Scratch the car thing. Think better about yourself instead. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
11 months ago
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Feeling stressed? Try not doing that. Enjoy how much easier things are now. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.
11 months ago
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Archangel Gabriel
Mr Fell
11 months ago
I am no-one’s father. Not even a man. But, if today you feel sad or lonely where many are celebrating a bond with their own fathers, I’m here. I’m proud of you for all that makes you who you are. Your kindness, your imagination, your hope. You need do nothing to prove yourself to me. I love you.
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As interesting as this exercise was, I've decided that even though coffee with cats shops are "all over the place," they're definitely not "everywhere." I think I'll head back to Beelzebub and have them help me make a list.
11 months ago
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Definitely not a cat cafe. Great staff uniforms though.
11 months ago
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FINALLY some human seems to know what I'm looking for. A group of them, even. The three gentlemen making music on the street took a little convincing to stop playing, but they eventually did and directed me to a surprisingly sparkling building. This must be a fancy cat cafe.
11 months ago
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Still nothing. I might have to resort to asking humans for directions. We will see. I'll keep looking for a little longer.
11 months ago
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This is absurd. I still haven't found a coffee-cat-restaurant-house. I'm gonna stop jogging and start asking humans where to go. This place surely has to have at least one. It's huge.
11 months ago
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If there are cat-coffee places everywhere, then I should be able to just jog until I find one. Guess I'll just... pick a direction.
11 months ago
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What I'm hearing from all of you is that there are more cat coffee shops out there, not just the one I've been visiting in London. Maybe even other animals too. One of you said owls, which is just confusing. Regardless. I may go for a jog this week and take a look.
12 months ago
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I've been thinking lately about the shop Nina suggested with the cats and the coffee. Is it the only place like that, or do you humans have liquids and animals other places?
12 months ago
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Hm. I really missed a lot of things over the centuries. Maybe I still miss them.
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12 months ago
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Some say "you run the day or the day runs you." As one of the entities who literally oversaw the creation of the first day ever, I say "get yourself a good track suit and run every day."
12 months ago
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I've heard there are a lot of musics out there. I would like some recommendations. Not ABBA. I know all there is to know about that one now from Beelzebub.
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