Beautiful. I'm pretty sure you humans would say they have impressive "drip." The classic looks are classic for a reason.

I've heard humans 'go feral' for things, but never 'go domestic.' Seems odd.

There are nightingales everywhere. Listen.

Something else that needs to come back into regular fashion: spatterdashes. I kept them a part of Heaven's formal fighting uniform for a reason - they just look so good.

Just do your best. No not like that.

I recently heard that you should "be the change you want to see in the world." Being change is a strange thought, but sure, I see the appeal of becoming loose and shiny.

Be Not Afraid, etc.

Always be the best version of yourself. Unless you're not that great, in which case never be the best version of yourself. Be the best version of someone else. There are a lot of saints out there, pick one of them. They're pretty nifty. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Today is a difficult day for some of you, so let me say this: sometimes, it’s necessary to commit a little treason in order to make Heaven for yourself. Trust me, I know firsthand.

How fitting, I was just talking about clothes.

You know what needs to come back into fashion? Petticoat breeches. The 17th century really knew what it was doing - clothes these days just don't have enough ribbons on them.

It's strange how so many things on Earth remind me of you, @lord-beelzebub.bsky.social.

You're stronger than you think. Have you tried lifting a car? Give it a shot, never know until you try. Maybe start with a small car. You're not that strong, you just don't think very highly about yourself. Scratch the car thing. Think better about yourself instead. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Feeling stressed? Try not doing that. Enjoy how much easier things are now. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

I am no-one’s father. Not even a man. But, if today you feel sad or lonely where many are celebrating a bond with their own fathers, I’m here. I’m proud of you for all that makes you who you are. Your kindness, your imagination, your hope. You need do nothing to prove yourself to me. I love you.

As interesting as this exercise was, I've decided that even though coffee with cats shops are "all over the place," they're definitely not "everywhere." I think I'll head back to Beelzebub and have them help me make a list.

Definitely not a cat cafe. Great staff uniforms though.

FINALLY some human seems to know what I'm looking for. A group of them, even. The three gentlemen making music on the street took a little convincing to stop playing, but they eventually did and directed me to a surprisingly sparkling building. This must be a fancy cat cafe.

Still nothing. I might have to resort to asking humans for directions. We will see. I'll keep looking for a little longer.

This is absurd. I still haven't found a coffee-cat-restaurant-house. I'm gonna stop jogging and start asking humans where to go. This place surely has to have at least one. It's huge.

If there are cat-coffee places everywhere, then I should be able to just jog until I find one. Guess I'll just... pick a direction.

What I'm hearing from all of you is that there are more cat coffee shops out there, not just the one I've been visiting in London. Maybe even other animals too. One of you said owls, which is just confusing. Regardless. I may go for a jog this week and take a look.

I've been thinking lately about the shop Nina suggested with the cats and the coffee. Is it the only place like that, or do you humans have liquids and animals other places?

Hm. I really missed a lot of things over the centuries. Maybe I still miss them.

Some say "you run the day or the day runs you." As one of the entities who literally oversaw the creation of the first day ever, I say "get yourself a good track suit and run every day."

I've heard there are a lot of musics out there. I would like some recommendations. Not ABBA. I know all there is to know about that one now from Beelzebub.

Excellent summary of part one of the documentary.

@sugarandsmites.bsky.social , I've got a joke for you.

You can do anything you put your mind to. Just make sure you really nail that sucker down. Minds are slippery. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Why is it always "be gay do crime"? Can't some of you "be gay do charity work"?

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Tomorrow is also the first day of the rest of your life. Your life is the rest of your life. Try not to live it all in one day. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

It's almost like you were there.

Goal-setting is the secret to a compelling future. Goal-achieving is the secret to a comfortable afterlife. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

@sugarandsmites.bsky.social When are you free to go running again? It's important for an angel on active duty to keep their training fresh.

No idea what any of this means, but I'll spread the word.

Uncomfortably accurate. The recent "how to hug and why humans do it" lesson after our semi-regular jog was definitely eye-opening. Let's consider skipping all future lessons and stick to just the jogging.

I don't see the point of boats. There isn't enough to do where you humans are at, in the small time you're alive? You have to go into the big open spaces where nothing is happening? Ridiculous.

Learning that you have a lot to learn is the beginning of truly living. Actually learning the things is the conclusion. /How/ you learn the things determines your epilogue. Make good choices, humans. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Good run today, @sugarandsmites.bsky.social . I'm surprised you were able to keep up. Nice work.

As I've said, I'm still an angel after all. Let's rally for this cause.

Have a blessed Easter, everyone. May the seeds you sew this spring yield a glorious harvest by year's end.

You know, I really don't understand what's so hard to get about "blessed are the meek."

Experience means you get the test first and the lesson afterward. Learning means you pay attention during both. Excellence means you aced the test on the first try. What's stopping you from your excellence? Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

If you're doing something you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed - the vision pulls you. If you can't see the vision, get glasses. If you still can't see the vision, it's probably behind you. If it's not behind you, get a new one. You clearly lost it. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Chag Pesach Sameach, cute humans! 🍷🌿✡️

Gabriel warning Aziraphale about the big, mean demons while secretly digging for gossip about Beelzebub’s whereabouts…for reasons. #goodomens because I ran out of vodka

I'm still an angel after all. Let's rally for this cause.

Don’t let failure stop you, for it builds character. See everything you're doing right now? So much character. Just look at all that character you're building. Impressive stuff. Hashtag Gabriel-evate Yourself.

Remember Proverbs 11:17, humans: Your kindness will reward you, but your cruelty will destroy you. One of you especially needs this right now after yesterday's unnecessary misuse of free will, but I can think of a few others who could stand to hear it, too.