If i would have known it was going to be this fucking impossible to watch the United/Switchbacks game on TV, I would have driven the 11 hours round-trip to watch it live. Why the fuck do you need the CBS Sports extension of Paramount+ to watch this? Why do we need some many apps to watch our team?

Kimmel is reportedly coming back tomorrow. I'm hoping he swings for the fuckin' fences and goes off.

Should have really gotten 3 points tonight.

So fucking frustrating when both teams deserved a point, and one team leaves with all 3. Especially when they played all game like 1 was the goal from the start. Three stolen points tonight. Fuckin' fuck.

It's going to be a looooooong season as a Bears fan.

It's wild to me that, two years ago, we had friends in our wedding that we thought would be around for a long, long time. Now, I can't think of a time in the last year that we've been invited to anything of theirs, which is interesting, since they have to drive by our house every single day. 🤷🏼

Work partner believes he has 1st edition Pokémon cards somewhere that are "probably worth about half a mil." Hmm.

It is so fucking hard to be a Manchester United fan right now.

I've been in the van for about 10 minutes for work so far, and my goof-ass partner has complained about the van's alignment 4 times. Like, dude, I get that it sucks. I've driven it, too. No need to continue to complain. There's nothing we are going to do about it. Move on.

UP THE FCKIN' GREEN!!!! ⭐️🏆⛰️⚽️

How does a team have 73% possession in a game and lose 4-nil? Sweet fuckin' fuck.

Welp, I don't think we'll be moving on in the Cup, mostly because the format is complete bonkers, but it was nice to score twice on those pricks in injury time and have them completely forget how to take penalties. Good win. Now, let's focus on getting back to the top of the West.

Frustrating to see every single call now until the end of the game will be met with at least 45 seconds of SA time wasting.

In a supporter from afar nightmare, we could potentially see Ballard FC and Vermont Green in the USL2 Final. I would honestly want both teams to win, as both teams are just incredible to follow.

Mood

I can't think of another time in my 40-year existence that I have felt so non-Patriotic than I do right now, coming up on the 4th of July. I'm kinda thankful like, 40% of the US doesn't know New Mexico is a state, so we kinda fly under the radar. We're in the dumbest fucking timeline right now.

For the past 2 years, I have looked for soccer badges that stand out to me and have posted them on IG. There have been some that are fantastic, some that really show the community involvement, and some that are absolute perfection, see Vermont Green and Portland Hearts of Pine. 1/?

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Holy fuckin' fuck, I fuckin' hate Phoenix.

Good to see the Phoenix tactic of "throw yourself to the floor when you feel contact" is still their main plan. Hate that team.

Up the Hearts!!!!!

Watched the replay of the penalty call in the Westchester/Hartford match and damn. That was blatantly not in the box. Maybe it's down to playing on a football field with all the extra markings on the field, but that's rough for Hartford.

Genuinely, the worst ever season for United sees them go tits up in the Final. Dont even play the last game of the season. Get us to the summer and get this piss-poor season over with. Fuckin' a, man.

Despite winning 3-0 over OCSC, United played far from their best last night. I think the rain and pitch had a lot to do with it, but it was also great to see Shakes make some incredible saves and keep us in a position to get the 3 points.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Fuck fuck fuck. I fuckin' hate losing to those fucks. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

What makes this loss hurt more is ELP could finish dead last in the USL and still look at this game as a huge success overall for their season. I honestly cannot stand losing to these mugs.

Mood.

Losing, I can handle. But losing to ELP or PHX just fucking sucks more. Oh well. Still 2nd in the West. Hoping for a home win over PHX next week.

Well, that was pretty terrible.

Genuinely disappointing when the idea you have for a tattoo for a friend/family of 30+ years is somehow replicated almost perfectly by someone you know, with theirs' being just on a whim while out of the country. Like....

It's wild to keep hearing people say Trump is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. I don't believe for a second that Trump knows how to play chess. Or checkers.

Fuck fuck fuck. Really wanna know how the ref gives 5 minutes of extra time and those assholes can get a goal in 90'+7. Still, fuck all the way off El Paso.

Gross. I'm in Texas.

The fact that my parents are in their mid-70s and were at the protest in Albuquerque today has me so fucking proud. Both to have them as my parents, and to have them as role models for my 2 kids.

I think @oliveandyork.com needs to get a Heard and McDonald Islands kit going.

HUGE first half in Oakland from Rhode Island FC.

Oh man. Portland Hearts of Pine get Rhode Island FC in Round 3. Damn. This is a match-up, as a fan of both teams, that I wish they could both win and move on. That game is going to be so much fun to watch. Oh, and United got El Paso. Whatever. At least it's at home.

Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to move $10,000 worth of boxed dimes around? Take it from me: it fucking sucks. Stupid gotdamn dimes...

How I imagine the @rifcpodcast.bsky.social lads looked tonight after penalties.

Gotta be hopeful for Red Wolves here. I'll never cheer for anything MLS, Next Pro be damned.

UP THE FUCKIN' PINES!!!!!

Some pretty whack-ass play from Hartford at the beginning of extra time to get a Portland player sent off. Hope Hartford goes out just because of that shit.

Announcer for the LAFC2/AV Alta FC game just said the crowd reacted to the AV goal as if they were at an Ice Spice concert. What the fuck does that even mean, dude?

Can we start a petition to get Miami FC a better visual setup for their home matches? The camera angle for tonight's game was abysmal at best.

I'm 99% at the point that I'm over it. Like...why should my wife and I try this fuckin' hard for this. Fuckin' get fucked. I don't need this shit.

Helluva way to introduce yourselves to the soccer community, @heartsofpine.bsky.social ! Great debut win tonight! Here's to many, many more!!

17 minutes into their first ever game, @heartsofpine.bsky.social score in the US Open Cup. Then they are up 2-nil inside 30 minutes. Can't wait to see what these lads can do this season!

For the last few weeks, my TikTok FYP has been buzzing with Irish content, due to liking a bunch of KNEECAP posts. And I've realized I find it hilarious the way Irish people say the word "film." Sounds like "fill-um." So good.

Little Rock Rangers, you absolute legends! Great win tonight! Up the Rangers!!