Hawaiian Aisles would be a great name for a grocery store

🎶A man selling ice cream🎶

Call that girl a poet cause she’s giving me the limer-ick

Hey @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social , for what it’s worth I have followed you for a long time on Twitter and am so happy to see you on Bluesky. I’m sorry people are being dicks.

In my dream, my mom told me about a show called “Danny DeVito: Train Master.” Not sure what the premise was but I woke up kinda bummed I can’t check it out

The music in Metaphor: ReFantazio sounds like Fred Schneider speaking in tongues

Point; counterpoint

Bianca, the coziest queen

OINK OINK as knuckle tats

Okay but when are we going to have a trailer with a slow, mournful rendition of “Mambo No. 5?”

Dave the Helldiver? Is this anything?

A lot of you would feel a lot more seen if we added Complaining as a love language

2024 prediction: Uber finds itself embroiled in scandal after charging surge pricing during a mass casualty event

Mamma Mia! (2008)

He’s more microplastics now than man

Really can’t express how often this phrase pops into my head 25+ years later

Just had a vision of a t-shirt with Cillian Murphy’s picture with the text “Feelin’ Cilly” and couldn’t keep it to myself