"Tonali 8.5 – Italy had a few strong performers tonight but the Newcastle United man was in a league of his own today. Harking back to the iconic Italian centre-mids of yore, the 25-year-old showed his class this evening" We need to get this sexy bastard tied down asap #NUFC

Genuinely think we'll end up a better team with Woltemade than we would have with Isak. He just adds so much to the way we play. His build up play is absolutely next level. Love him #NUFC

Lot of money for his age but Wissa is a perfect signing while he bed in high tower. Fuck Isak, we move on. #NUFC

Seems like giving into that kind of behaviour could come back to haunt us. Obviously the money will help massively but seems like a stupid move to give in. Especially handing those cunts such a good player. #NUFC

Even if we do get Woltemade I still think it's a huge mistake giving into Isak. Especially handing him to a direct rival. Fuck him #NUFC

Great performance. The media obsession with that dickhead is really starting to grate now. #NUFC

Isak being built up as some kind of mythical creature now. We'd be 49 goals up now if he were playing. He was shite in quite a few games last season #NUFC

Did Elenga fuck his girlfriend or something? #NUFC

Fuck knows where we go from here. Only players that can improve our team are big names and our wage structure is preventing us signing any of them. Or even keeping the ones we have. The rules to protect the established order are working as planned, it really is difficult to see how we progress #NUFC

He was frustrating to watch the past couple of seasons but I hope Longstaff fucking smashes it at Leeds. #NUFC

People really need to stop falling for every Fake ITK/Clickbait horseshit rumour that gets started. #NUFC #LFC

Watching us repeatedly tell Liverpool to get fucked is pretty swell #NUFC

Don't miss having to watch fucking Longstaff every week. #NUFC

Sandro and Bruno link up is starting to look a bit naughty #NUFC

Hi. Fuck Twitter.