Andre
@being-andre.bsky.social
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"Hiya" ππ
#fuck
#you
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Tone isn't conveyed in text all that goodlyz so I'm assuming everyone thinks I'm this cynical angry grumpy boi who says outrageous shit and is forever sad. ... All that is true but my TONE is jovial and snarky.
#fuck
#you
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about 1 month ago
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"OK Google, how do I get people to give a fuck about me?" *a few moments later* "OK Google, how do I get people to leave me the fuck alone?"
4 days ago
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It is coming along ππ
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
#coloring
#pencils
#markers
5 days ago
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"I lost $5" ππ
5 days ago
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Instead of boycotting a business or canceling some asshole or protesting some bullshit or blablabla we should be actively MURDERING the wealthy.
#money
#is
#evil
#greed
#is
#a
#sin
6 days ago
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I'm so tired of talking about trains rights.
#choo
#choo
6 days ago
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I'm so tired of talking about trans rights.
#what
#about
#their
#lefts
6 days ago
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I'm really good at killing flies. πͺ°
#my
#super
#power
#sucks
6 days ago
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I want to do so many things but alas I end up do none of the things.
#aw
#dang
6 days ago
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Look. ... I'm still coloring in this same doodle. ππ
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
#coloring
6 days ago
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Does your finger start at the tip or the knuckle? π€
6 days ago
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Me so bored
6 days ago
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I have a problem with authority and accepting my own mediocrity.
10 days ago
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Someone grant me 3 or more wishes.
#please
12 days ago
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I lack discipline ... and disciples
12 days ago
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The large doodles take forever. The pencil doodles take forever. This is a large pencil doodle. ... it is taking forever.
#doodle
#progresspic
#art
#abstract
#pencils
#markers
12 days ago
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Went to a new place last night. Didn't yell at my audience this time. Still didn't get any laughs tho.
#progress
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13 days ago
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Me wanna do it all. Me can't even do a little bit. π€·ββοΈ
14 days ago
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Yallz ever wake up in the middle of the night cuz you're too much of a fat piece of shit to get a full night's sleep?
#me
#ate
#garbage
#now
#tummy
#hurts
14 days ago
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I believe in you and I believe in myself. I believe in us.
#haiku
#do
#it
#for
#you
15 days ago
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I do not believe God made me gay. I do believe God made Jesus too sexy.
#amen
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15 days ago
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Oh dang I forgot I was sposed to workout tΜΆoΜΆdΜΆaΜΆyΜΆ everyday
#aw
#shoot
#oh
#geez
#gosh
15 days ago
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I don't do a good job of getting people to like me. I do an EXCELLENT job of getting people to hate me. ππ
15 days ago
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Three minutes is not enough time for audiences to understand that me yelling at them is how I express my love.
#idiots
15 days ago
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I've bombed everytime I've gone up. But last night someone said I was their favorite.
#thank
#you
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15 days ago
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Pretty sure I've never said anything profound in my entire life. ππ
16 days ago
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Today has been very boring ππ
16 days ago
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Me bored
17 days ago
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"Just cuz you don't see me don't mean I ain't movin"
#T-Pain
17 days ago
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having ADHD is fun because its like always being a teensy bit high. People will see me getting distracted by cool shapes and colors and hyper energetic and ask "hey are you high" and I'll reply
#no
#I'm
#broken
17 days ago
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I really should be thinking of like jokes and shit.
#dang
17 days ago
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ALSO SOMEONE FIND ME A DND GROUP!!!
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Someone find me more stages to perform on gosh darn it!!!
#pardon
#my
#language
18 days ago
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I'm upsetting to people ππ
19 days ago
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Sometimes I get really distracted lookin at my doodles when I should be doodling. ππ
#doodle
#coloring
#art
#abstractart
20 days ago
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This t-shirt has caused a lot of drama
#pluckers
#hall
#of
#flame
20 days ago
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Made a friend last night. Oh wait ... never mind.
#I
#made
#enemies
20 days ago
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Idiocracy predicted the gen z stare.
#idiots
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21 days ago
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Sometimes I feel cute. But I'm actually cute π΅Allz of the timez-ahπΆ πππ
#cute
#haiku
#selfie
21 days ago
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If you guys don't vote for me to become Supreme Overlord Emperor of the People's Army then you'll be part of the first wave sent into the lΜΆaΜΆbΜΆoΜΆrΜΆ FUN camps.
#the
#vote
#is
#rigged
#anyhowz
21 days ago
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I need a knee brace
21 days ago
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What is your preferred method of torturing your enemies? I like the forced starvation approach. You won't die
#but
#you
#will
#want
#to
21 days ago
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This dog followed me a bit during my run Looks like a brown Xibi
21 days ago
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I'm about to do something real dumb.
21 days ago
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Doodlin is quite time consuming.
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
#coloring
#pencils
#markers
#pens
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22 days ago
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Last night was pretty surprising. Had a good time.
22 days ago
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I thought I was Dennis ... Omg am I Dee!?!?!
#shuddup
#bird
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22 days ago
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"I am proposing a new hormone. The unholy combination of super masculine testosterone and ultra feminine estrogen. I call it Testostregen!"
#you're
#welcome
22 days ago
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You are dumb if you believe in me. You are smart if you believe me.
22 days ago
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I need to lose weight and find money.
22 days ago
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So many of you idiots out there are doing so much more than I am in life ...
#good
#for
#yallz
22 days ago
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