Andre
@being-andre.bsky.social
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"Hiya" 👋🙂
#fuck
#you
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Tone isn't conveyed in text all that goodlyz so I'm assuming everyone thinks I'm this cynical angry grumpy boi who says outrageous shit and is forever sad. ... All that is true but my TONE is jovial and snarky.
#fuck
#you
🖕🫵😀👍
4 months ago
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I'm a feminist 🙂👍
5 days ago
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Being bipolar is neat cuz I'm either SO PROUD or SO DISAPPOINTED in myself
5 days ago
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I apologize to anyone who has tried to be my friend. I do not make it easy. Like many of yallz out there I am also a broken misfit toy just tryin to be the bestest version of myself I can be or whatever and self love hasn't really existed in my life but I'm trying yknow.
#thank
#you
🙂👍
5 days ago
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Detachable Penis
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9 days ago
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It my
#birthday
I am
#old
🎂😁👍
9 days ago
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How are all yallz onlyfans subscriptions doin during war timez? Seeing an uptick in new peeps or nah?
11 days ago
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I am way too fat and outa shape to be running at this pace
#gonna
#hurt
#myself
11 days ago
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"Looking for a job for the end of the world" sounds like a clever book title but it's just what I'm doing.
#yallz
#hiring
11 days ago
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I've still been consistent with my efforts just not with posting my efforts. ... also Anyone want to adopt this really sweet doggy that follows me around?
13 days ago
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Happy Vamytinez dayz. Also ... today Nike changed the voice of the robot talking foe some reason. Been the same for years.
#wassup
#with
#that
28 days ago
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Almost forgot to post it but didnt forget to do it. 🙂👍
28 days ago
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Consistently walking is still something I guess. 🤷♂️ 🙂👍
#discipline
30 days ago
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Old. Fat. Tired.
#still
#going
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about 1 month ago
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Children Of The Revolution
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about 1 month ago
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The majority of you idiots would make everyone happier if yallz would permanently shut the fuck up 🙂👍 ... anywayz look at me trying to be consistent
about 1 month ago
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Consistently being inconsistent is the only consistency I've known
#constantly
about 1 month ago
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Is foggy
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about 1 month ago
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Me outa shape. 😃👍
#run
#but
#mostly
#walk
about 1 month ago
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One big reason I started taking nudes was to help motivate me to keep up with my workouts ... So let's start this whole process over again since I've gained the weight back. 😐
#dang
about 1 month ago
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How are gun sales doin I wonder 🤔
about 1 month ago
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Got Civil War 2 before we got GTA 6
about 1 month ago
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Find time to masturbate before the upcoming civil war 😃👍
about 2 months ago
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There are two dogs in this picture
about 2 months ago
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A buncha televised dinosaurs in plaid tuxedos and bow ties sitting around a table denying that a meteor is coming to hit them
about 2 months ago
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What is my purpose?
about 2 months ago
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I'm dying. 🙂👍
#run
#for
#your
#life
about 2 months ago
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Today I ran too much
#ouch
#running
#hurts
about 2 months ago
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I'm awake and I'm outside
#and
#tired
#but
#running
about 2 months ago
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Me mostly just walking but hey ... at least me doing that. 🙂👍
#running
#walking
#weightloss
#fat
about 2 months ago
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I'm embarrassed that I regained the weight and that I'm all jiggly again but maybe forcing myself to take pics will help me lose it like it did last time 🤷♂️
#running
#weightloss
#selflove
#nudes
2 months ago
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Me doing me best to do me best 😃👍
#run
2 months ago
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Ain't no dang way Santa Claus is really checking a list with 8 billion names on it TWICE. Fuckin liar.
2 months ago
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Starting over. 🤷♂️
#whatever
#running
#weightloss
2 months ago
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Life sure is a heck of a thing
2 months ago
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Pissin outside 😃👍
2 months ago
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Fun fact number 1: I made this bluesky to show off my nudes. Fun fact number 2: I started takin nudes to try and feel good about myself and help me stay focused on my weight loss journey Fun fact number 3: I stopped taking nudes in 2025 and gained a buncha weight back
#take
#more
#nudes
2 months ago
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I have always been so terrible with time management 🙂👍
#facts
2 months ago
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Almost finally done with it.
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
3 months ago
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"OK Google, how do I get people to give a fuck about me?" *a few moments later* "OK Google, how do I get people to leave me the fuck alone?"
3 months ago
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It is coming along 🙂👍
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
#coloring
#pencils
#markers
3 months ago
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"I lost $5" 🙂👍
3 months ago
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Instead of boycotting a business or canceling some asshole or protesting some bullshit or blablabla we should be actively MURDERING the wealthy.
#money
#is
#evil
#greed
#is
#a
#sin
3 months ago
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I'm so tired of talking about trains rights.
#choo
#choo
3 months ago
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I'm so tired of talking about trans rights.
#what
#about
#their
#lefts
3 months ago
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I'm really good at killing flies. 🪰
#my
#super
#power
#sucks
3 months ago
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I want to do so many things but alas I end up do none of the things.
#aw
#dang
3 months ago
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Look. ... I'm still coloring in this same doodle. 🙂👍
#doodle
#art
#abstractart
#coloring
3 months ago
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Does your finger start at the tip or the knuckle? 🤔
3 months ago
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Me so bored
3 months ago
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I have a problem with authority and accepting my own mediocrity.
3 months ago
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