Good news I've been vindicated 🙂👍

Got permanently banned from a sub reddit for calling everyone idiots. ... dang

"Speak your truth" My truth is that I'd love to be in a Tom Hanks Cast Away situation where I'm stranded alone on an island 🏝 #I #hate #you #idiots

It's impossible to convince you idiots that YALLZ are the dumb ones. Mayhaps I should use emojis. 🫵🧠☠️🚫💡🙃

"Look im Woody! Howdy howdy howdy"

I've hated all you idiots for my whole dang life.

I'd be a lot happier if all of you took turns killing yourselves 😃👍

"How to fall down the stairs" Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 7 Step 12 Step 15 Ground #congrats

Me hate YOU

Me hate

I think I'm better than all of you idiots But that's cuz I'm an unbelievable moron 🙂👍

Someone get me a cheeseburger 🍔

Just rage quit a game so hard that I fully deleted from the PS5 #smite2

Nobody even bothers to cry for help anymore cuz we all know none of yallz would fuckin help anyone other than yourselves anyhow #I #know #I'm #done #helpin #you #dumbasses

In the morning it won't be night time no mo #funfact

The best part about #bluesky is how totally useless it is 😃👍

I think I'd be in better shape if I were slightly more gay than I currently am

*The credits finish rolling after you die* "You've unlocked Life HARDCORE mode"

Life sure be dumb

The internet is where I go to feel bad 😃👍

"The revolution will not be televised" ... Yeah cuz they control the media #burn #it #all #down #start #over

When I was younger I wasn't as old as I am now. #truestory 🙂👍

Found me an X-Man

Sometimes I am bored Then I post that I am bored Now it's your problem #haiku

🎵 We didn't start the fire 🎶 ... we also didn't try to put it out ... 🎶 It was always burning since the worlds been turning 🎵

I need a nap But instead #drugs

I haven't been doing as okie dokie as I say I've been. #oh #well

I'm lonely. Until I get around people. Yallz are awful.

Deep down I know I'm a moron ... But surface level I know I'm better than all you idiots #youvesetthebarsogoddamnlow

If I was the president of the Divided States of Muricaz here's what I would do: #crimes 👈👈😎

None of the porn bots following me seemed concerned about my 4 month long absence from #bluesky

... it's hard to argue with how convincing I am sometimes

Some of my posts make me laugh

Controversial take: I'm pro suicide #you #should #try #it

Not doing drugs is a really sobering experience #hashtag #idiots

You have a chip on your shoulder I have a whole plate a loaded nachos #wearenotthesame #be #thankful

I'm not gonna read a paragraph to get to a punchline you unfunny fucks #short + #sweet

Most of you idiots are NPCs with boring ass speech prompts #truestory

Idk how to use social media because idk how to socialize 👈👈😎 #fact #attack

I should really fix my life or something 🤷‍♂️

Finally finished this #doodle ... yknow cuz the world is crazy and i can't sleep or whatever 🙂👍

How's the doom scrollin over here on #bluesky

What a cruel joke that I possess the strength to strangle my enemies but doing so is "frowned upon" 🙄

Yugi rocked that Millinium Puzzle like he was Flava Flav

I have 2 dogs. #teamxibi #teambucket

Sposed to love myself??? ... I can't even like myself So I'll hate myself 🤷‍♂️ #haiku #haikuoldyouspareashouldertocryon

I'm not done with it but it's taking forever cuz monsty hunts and bad brain times. 🙂👍

If you're not gay in June you're doing June wrong. #pride

Weed would be cool. Or a gun. #problemsolving

I give off big "That guy's gonna kill himself someday" vibes and it's probably cuz I'm gonna kill myself someday. 🙂👍