It’s been a minute but I’m starting a new batch of tempeh. Chickpeas and red beans. Check back in 12-24 hours for updates! #vegan #fermentation

It's Bandcamp Friday y'all! Here's what I'm buying: https://irisarri.bandcamp.com/album/points-of-inaccessibility https://coachparty.bandcamp.com/album/caramel https://frostchildren.bandcamp.com/album/sister https://fcukers.bandcamp.com/album/i-like-it-like-that […]

My wife made #vegan pourable mozzarella from Miyoko’s new cookbook, and we used it on today’s #pizzursday pizza for the first time. A rousing success! But I did not take pictures! I’m sorry; it’s raining, and I had my hands full with the peel and the umbrella.

#ArtAdventCalendar Day 3 This is my favorite stained glass piece I've done. #EastCoastKin #StainedGlass #Art #Sunburst #Kaleidescope

Come see my new simpsons themed nirvana coverband, Bart Shaped Hocks

Anyway, our thanksgiving plate was moderate but very delicious. #vegan

Same energy

So sad to see Tom Stoppard go. I’ve seen Arcadia put on at least thrice and have read it I don’t even know how many times. Truly a giant in the arts.

I’m really enjoying seeing all your #vegan thanksgiving plates. Keep it up!

I made the apple pie this morning. The crust is slumping off the pie plate because there’s so much butter in it. Less photogenic but more delicious. Look at that lamination! #vegan #baking #pie

Boy if that’s not a tale of two headlines #ai #artificialintelligence

Purple potato and curry leaf bread #sourdough #bread #baking

Outrageous moss in the Columbia river gorge #mosstodon

I made a pumpkin bread! Well, kabocha. #sourdough #baking #bread

My kind of ASMR https://social.tchncs.de/@73CC/115503068537440569

Ah fuck I forgot to turn back the time on that clock the wizard cursed

I just opened the wrong folder on my Mac and found this popsicle lol. I forgot I made this 😅 #illustration #cute

Flu and updated Covid vaccines today! Can’t wait for a sore fucking arm tomorrow.

You might assume you already know this story, but … Did you know that in Broome, there are giant dinosaur footprints along the coastline that are linked to Dreaming stories of the Goolarabooloo People? Can you find the constellation of Thagay — a man standing in a canoe — in the night sky? […]

Purity Ring’s current tour is amazing. Visuals that could work in a ten thousand person stadium, killer witchy bops, and… masking requested, with free ones hand stenciled by the band??

My life is very strange right now. Temporarily living in Portland, but my SF job is RTOing hard. Interviewing with companies remote and out of country. Not often I’ve had so little idea what the future holds.

As a developer on the App Store, you get to choose where and with whom you want to do business, as the world changes. For example, my apps have not been available in Russia, Belarus, or Israel for some time, and are highly unlikely to return to those markets. If there are things happening in […]

It’s #pizzursday #vegan #baking #pizza

idk if this is a bug or not but on iOS 26 you can fling around and rotate the safari details sheet

Rasps

Someone needs to make a fridge for vegans where it’s nothing but crisper drawers

Setas at Bar Cid are the best vegan food in Logroño. And probably the best food in Logroño. #vegan

By the way, if you like the new compact layout in mobile safari on iOS 26 but are a tab hoarding goblin like me, double tapping the three dots icon takes you right into the tabs view.

There’s that gender binary in action

If you follow me on both HappyCow and Untappd you know exactly where I am and what I’m doing at all times

Yesterday I installed a set of cabinets and a microwave above the stove, including putting a new GFCI outlet in the wall, also protecting the existing outlet below it. It was hard and painful but I feel really good about being able to do this kind of work in my home. (No one tell the inspector […]

Hades II is coming out in less than two weeks. goodbye, plans and human interactions.

Well I am just pleased as punch to say I’ll be speaking at NSSpain next week. Whew, they got the schedule out just in time! There are still tickets available, if me on stage is a motivator for you! https://2025.nsspain.com #iosdev

Carrot top pesto on homemade spaghetti for dinner tonight #vegan #cooking

Some lovely tomato toast for breakfast today #vegan #baking #bread

So delighted Apple found another person who can say “aluminium”

Where is this audience clamoring for thinner phones?

How does Apple know how many selfies were taken on their phones?

Fresh spaghetti Sunday dinner! Dry farmed tomatoes, local basil, heirloom garlic(??!), a good way to usher out the weekend. #vegan

Omg I just realized that “umbrella” comes from “umbra”, Latin for “shadow”. Whereas “parasol” is “for sun” or “against sun”, I can never remember which.

Translate app is having a stroke

I canceled my New York Times games subscription a while ago and it’s about to run out, so it’s time for me to find a replacement time waster. Where are people going for word games? Who publishes the best crossword? Paid subscriptions are fine. @danielpunkass I bet you have an opinion. #crossword

What if I’d like to purchase it from the wallet app https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/115068235564819198

Me on day 1: omg my pitch was accepted, I am so excited to give this talk! Me on days 2-60: fuuuuuck

Put the fucking cars under the ground instead. Then seal the exits. https://tech.lgbt/@helenaisvibing/115065932302766052

I caught these adorable little fuckers romping around this morning #raccoon

This may be an all-time best Amazon dropship company name

I’m writing a talk for an iOS conference right now and seriously debating how far into the communist manifesto I can get before I’m booed off the stage

I took this picture of my bike the other day and, I dunno, I’m really enjoying it #biketooter

gpt5 who??