Persephone: is this spot taken? Hades: you're pointing at my lap Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question

Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant- Ares: everyone claps

Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way! Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail* Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!

i am SCREAMING

Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling* Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers Ares: i thought they were just friends Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing

Zeus, texting: answer the phone Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me

happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼

*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen* Persephone: okay, what am i? Hades: beautiful! Persephone: more serious Hades: gorgeous Persephone: my job Hades: the love of my life- Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!

girls is this true??

Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do Artemis: what didn’t he do? Hermes: run fast enough

this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼

hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎