Ares: the other day someone asked me who i thought was the most beautiful person. you know who i said? Aphrodite, blushing: who? Hermes: *shows from behind a tree* Ares: Hermes? Aphrodite: HERMES???!

Hermes: stores are giving free stuff to people who can run faster than the security guard

i hope you all read the quotes using a greek/mediterranean accent in your mind

Hermes: *sitting on a bench* Apollo: why do you look so sad? Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you Apollo: *sits down* Hermes: this bench is freshly painted

[Ares and Aphrodite making out] Aphrodite: do you want to go upstairs? Ares: sure Aphrodite: do you have protection? Ares, taking his sword: why? what's up there?

omgs sorry I forgot

Persephone: is this spot taken? Hades: you're pointing at my lap Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question

Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant- Ares: everyone claps

Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way! Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail* Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!

Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling* Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers Ares: i thought they were just friends Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing

Zeus, texting: answer the phone Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me

happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼

*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen* Persephone: okay, what am i? Hades: beautiful! Persephone: more serious Hades: gorgeous Persephone: my job Hades: the love of my life- Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!

girls is this true??

Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do Artemis: what didn’t he do? Hermes: run fast enough

this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼

hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎