musk is getting a whole slew of negative coverage and then, after 100 years of being alive, kissinger dies? does seem at least a little suspicious

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

the article mentioned by variety about distorting the holocaust to benefit the israeli arms trade was written by 2 jewish holocaust studies professors and is abt how israel’s largest weapons manufacturer helped whitewash the role of the bulgarian government in order to gain an in

i talked to @mmfa president @GoAngelo a few hours before musk filed his lawsuit. short clip below, full interview here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal/id1508202790?i=1000635506594

i’m fine with directors taking historical liberties in their films. i’m also fine with historians pointing out these inaccuracies. i guess what i’m saying is why can’t everyone be like me

soylent green is nothing without its people

wake up babe new kampf just dropped

the split second court opens on monday, i will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against the smiling man

excited to see what musk’s excuse will be when he doesn’t file his asinine lawsuit against media matters the split second court opens on monday

beyond embarrassing

as bad as internet search is these days i still feel like a quick “why didn’t lbj run in 1968” could’ve stopped this tweet

i talked to the great @attackerman about why he’s worried that the history of the intel community using section 702 of FISA to surveil americans means that attempts to reform it might end up being worse than helping it die...

i learned a lot from @BrianKaylor, baptist minister and president/eic of @WordandWay, about house speaker mike johnson’s history of working for christian nationalist goals. clip below, full interview here:...

let 👏 ben 👏 affleck 👏 exist 👏

“hey quick question, asking for a friend”

@morgan_murphy you’ve changed :(

i talked to @MichaelEHayden about l*bs of t*kt*k and why yes my mentions are already a delight https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal/id1508202790?i=1000633559917

harrison ford IS steven bladerunner

[on stage at joe rogan’s comedy club] you go out this halloween? it was hard to tell who was in costume and who just looks like that every day because of woke! [crowd roars with laughter and applause, guy in second row turns to his friend and says “it’s true, it’s true”]

it is time

ok now i’m worried about that baby

is it public knowledge that audio and video calling is now enabled in the direct messages settings and oh by the way is turned on by default

@natashalennard we did it

the great american fake off

chese and kraken. thanks

sydney/powell sidney powell

i absolutely loved talking to @NebraskaMegan about LGBTQ+ rights and the “facade of civility” that she won’t put up with from her fellow legislators https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal/id1508202790?i=1000631557021

this looks like a serbian mafia boss on a zoom call from a hospital bed instructing his henchmen to kill john wick

just got back from a grail quest ama

[me, agitated, to my therapist] and now it turns out jada and will have been separated since 2016???

@edzitron can't believe u didn't tell me u were in town

“i never thought leopards would lie to MY face,” sobs man who voted for the leopards lying to people’s faces party

hearing that scalise dropped out because of woke

it’s time once again

lol the spambot replies are better than the paycheck replies

"what's wrong with him" [emt points at me, covered in a blanket, shaking, sitting in the back of the ems vehicle, holding a mug of soup in both hands] "he got thrown into the 'for you' timeline and didn't realize it"

ivan…thank u

if demons ever show up on earth and it turns out they have high-pitched, mincing voices, horror directors are gonna be so embarrassed

dave and jeb (you may know them as @david_j_roth and @Mobute) talked about mccarthy, gaetz, desantis, and more. i was also there https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal/id1508202790?i=1000630387691

oh, so the every price store

today: everyone laughing at the gop trying to blame mccarthy’s ouster on the dems next monday: “a new poll shows that 92% of republicans believe the democrats illegally removed kevin mccarthy as house speaker to distract from hunter biden”

the sphere is a false god

just reading thru the nyc charter for no particular reason

cmon now

nikki haley take the #deckvivek challenge

desantis doing well so far (he hasn't been on screen)

this also happens to me and the boys :(

@travishelwig ?