In accordance with the insanity of current events, the music video formerly known as "Drumpf" is "hear by" changed to "TRUMP". The song, however, has never sounded better. *I promise that none of this video has been redacted. youtu.be/R9nwnuwGmQE

The latest addition to the "Presidential Walk of Fame".

Yum! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

"Don’t waste your time on anything that doesn’t thrill you or bring you love. See you out somewhere in the cosmos." - Gil Gerard

"Well then I know about another story that turned out to be true. It's about a virgin who gave birth to a man who had some funny ideas. That virgin was my sister and her son Lyle has a learning disability."

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Another sad loss. Most people know Anthony Geary for his role in General Hospital. Nerds like me know him as Philo from UHF. RIP. Now, you know the...

Such a tragic story to see first thing in the morning. I have at least three Rob Reiner movies in my DVD collection: Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, and, of course, This Is Spinal Tap. www.cnn.com/entertainmen...

The one time you can open your heart in kindness and know you won't be scammed or taken advantage of is when you do so for an animal.

"If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him." - Francis Bacon, essayist, philosopher, and statesman (1561-1626) "The things you own end up owning you." – Tyler Durden, Fight Club

I watched "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" tonight and noticed that, instead of 8 tiny reindeer, there were only 7, including Rudolph. Also, none of the reindeer had buttholes.

"Now That's What I Call Oligarchy", featuring 7 songs like "Swasticar" and "Behold The New Shepard," playing on the popular "Now That's What I Call Music!" series to ironically comment on power concentrated in a few elite hands. "Now That's What I Call Oligarchy" distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." -Mark Twain

Cheers! Donald Trump (Wesley Willis Tribute) www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOhF... @alternativetent.bsky.social

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured". - Mark Twain

In spite of everything...late nights, long drives, load-ins, load-outs, crippling self-doubt, being ignored by venues, depression, bruises, lack of guidance and mentorship and encouragement, and having to soldier on in spite of everything (including logic), I am still at it. Why? Blame Canada.

"This needs to be in a mental illness documentary, in a section about media-induced psychosis" - devildog YouTuber I don't know if that's good or bad, so let's just assume it's the rantings of a lunatic and call it even. "Drumpf" - Chris Shepard www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEco...

“The devil...that proud spirit...cannot endure to be mocked.” ― Thomas Moore

It's the day after Thanksgiving, so I can post this song again! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

"In studying the traits and dispositions of the so-called lower animals, and contrasting them with man's, I find the result humiliating to me." --Mark Twain

"All cruelty springs from weakness." --Seneca (4 BC - AD 65)

Elon Musk is a mega-multi-billionaire who does nothing to improve the life of anyone on Earth and continues to procreate in spite of having a non-functional dick. He is an irredeemably despicable piece of shit and I wish nothing but karma up his ass until the Sun burns out.

"Not to hurt our humble brethren (the animals) is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission-to be of service to them whenever they require it." -Saint Francis of Assisi

As Oderus Urungus once told me, "I don't want respect from people that I don't have any respect for."

@latenightseth.bsky.social There's an animal in India called the Golden Jackal. I propose a Golden Jackal Award at least once a year! I hear by nominate Donald J. Trump for the Inaugural Golden Jackal Award. He loves gold and he uses the highest office in the land to be the World's Biggest Jackal.

“I've found that there is always some beauty left -- in nature, sunshine, freedom, in yourself; these can all help you.” ― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

"You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness.” – Anne Frank

Faith is good in and of itself. It's when a religion is used to oppress and excuse atrocities that it is dangerous and foolhardy.

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other.... ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

“The highest form of wisdom is kindness.”

Stow the attitude, OK? It's The Burp! youtu.be/27U8e5WsWYk

Don't ask me why, but here's Episode 4 of The Burp! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x30j... #vegetarian #NoKings

"It's No Good Without You" - Chris Shepard distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Hey Donald! Hey Donald! Remember me? I'm sorry I called you America's Hitler To be fair, it was before you offered me a job "I refuse to join the pearl clutching” - JD DJ FN Vance "Vance Dance" - Chris Shepard www.boomplay.com/lyrics/20220... chrisshepard.bandcamp.com/track/vance-...

For fans of Mike Colameco's "The Bite", I give you, "The Burp". youtu.be/J0IyCy1RssQ

Who doesn't love guns being fired in their neighborhood? The Burp - Episode 3: Shots Fired! youtu.be/7po9hbvPepA

Try not to expect too much from America. The Burp - Episode 2: Illegal Healthcare! youtu.be/zx8ta-nSk7k

Google AI Overview: "While the idea of befriending a bear might be a romantic notion, it is not realistic and is extremely dangerous." "I Think I Could Be Good Friends With A Bear" from Oddities by Chris Shepard chrisshepard.bandcamp.com/track/i-thin...

"A World Around You" - Chris Shepard www.reverbnation.com/chrisshepard...

"A Soft Prison" - Chris Shepard www.reverbnation.com/chrisshepard...

"A Little Song" Music Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Drw...

Funny, I don't hear anything from the "Try that in a small town" folks regarding the National Guard lately.

Happy National Drink Beer Day! "This Beer" (Right Here): distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

"Sometimes you have to rely on your own approval. Sometimes you'll never get approval from people. It'll either come very late or never at all." - J.D. Salinger

A fascist regime of corporate power Wielding fear and greed to divide Armed with illegal executive orders Exploiting the press he derides "Treason" - Chris Shepard www.amazon.com/Treason-Chri... www.reverbnation.com/chrisshepard... chrisshepard.bandcamp.com/track/treason