Staring into/stealing your soul

Expansion and contraction

Unimpressed with the fact she has brothers

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Not even Earth's greatest heroes are safe from Calvin's aggressive biscuit making

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We will be continuing Planet Zoo today at 10am EST! Hope you can join...Yes, you specifically www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

It’s Friday, time for HANGIN OUT AND WATCHIN SOME STUFF twitch.tv/charltonffs

Looks...comfy?

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Going live with Control in 20 minutes www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

Now Live! I Don't Know Remember What I'm Doing! www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

We will be streaming at 11:00am EST today for a couple of hours. I'm saving Control for tomorrow so today I'm thinking maybe Planet Zoo? www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

This live-action remake of the Lion King leaves a lot to be desired...

We will be continuing with Control this weekend. Definitely Sunday around 10 am EST. Possibly Saturday at the same time. www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

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We will be starting Control tomorrow, August 3rd, at around 3:00pm EST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

They did another season but it was only 3 episodes. Fans are pissed

Trixy's guide to ultimate happiness: Find a minimum of one (1) person who will: - Feed you - House you - Pay your medical bills - Clean up after you - Call you beautiful - Lavish you with attention Bonus if you can be completely ignorant to the state of the world Simple and effective

A Four Part Mini-Series

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We will be continuing (finishing??) Prey this Sunday, July 20 at around 3:00pm. Come join us as I revel in my sheer overpoweredness (it's a word) www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

The first real indication that the world is messed up is that this one is now generally the best behaved out of the three

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Last minute but will be streaming today at 9:00am EST! www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

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Join me for a stream this Sunday, June 29th at 3:00pm EST! For a couple hours let's pretend our greatest concern in the world is how bad I am at a video game www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

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Reminder that we are still go for a 3:00pm EST stream today (or soon after). We will be continuing with Prey 👽💉👁️🧠 www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

Your couch has become infested with boys. What do you do?

We will be continuing our stream of Prey this Sunday (June 15) at 3pm EST Remember what you learned in school: Greg's emotional well-being is directly tied to you specifically attending his dumb little streams Haha j/k 👀

No stream this Sunday *Pause to allow the world to mourn* Please stay tuned for the next stream date

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Looking chonk with his fluffy belly and T-Rex arms

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Monsters don't just hide under the bed. Chairs are prime real estate too

We are still go to stream Prey today at 3:00 pm EST. Gonna start cracking into those Typhon powers so Aaron's unwilling sacrifice has meaning Twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

Streaming Prey again this Sunday, June 1 at 3:00 pm EST! Join us in memory of Aaron who was sacrificed for the greater good (me getting crafting materials) twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

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Running a bit late but should be soon after 11

We will continue to be afraid of coffee cups with Prey this Sunday, May 25. Tentatively scheduled for 11:00am EST. Hope to see you there! twitch.tv/fartboxgamingtv

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Join me this Sunday (May 18) at 9:00 AM EST for my return to streaming! Guaranteed to at least be better than swallowing live hornets!* *Not a guarantee www.twitch.tv/fartboxgamin...

When you can't stop serving even at the doctor's

Giles and Trixy: *entranced by rodent television* Calvin: *rotating 1-dimensional objects in his mind*

Trixy tippy tapping for treats is our only hope for this world

There are levels of comfiness that mere mortal humans can only dream of

All ears and eyes, no brains

At the vet, yelling at anyone who will listen

I literally can't even!