BDB: fuck the haters. Things you love to see on a Saturday afternoon #nufc

I absolutely wholly and completely despise Man Utd with every ounce of my being along with their glory hunting entitled red mist suffering scum fans. Whatever happens tonight (and likely not gonna be good) let’s take solace in the fact that we’re not (all) complete cunts like they are #nufc

I think it was the camera on Isak smirking, when the bin dippers 2nd went in (after we had a great first half hour) was the exact point I decided to switch off as I just can’t afford the anger management counselling at the minute. Weekend ruined again. #nufc

Beaten by low block clinical shit houses again. I remember when we used to do this to teams. #nufc

This is Patrick Swayze the Persian. He’s 7 months old and completely aware of the irony in this picture. #caturday #cats #persian

Ok so this shit always brings out the worst out in me. But the sky sports cameras scanning the fans is a real reminder of how the government have failed social care in this country for a long time. #nufc

I think that’s the loudest I’ve ever screamed ‘FUCK OFF’ in my life. Impressed myself. Cat didn’t appreciate it mind. #nufc

The inbred ratshaggers might win tomorrow. And they’ll celebrate like they’ve won the Premier League. But it’s just another bump in the road to us becoming a top 6 force that we’re destined to be. Either way they’re a bunch of smelly thick cunts #nufc

This is what Saturdays are all about! I didn’t think I could love Bruno any more than I already did and then he goes and bloody does that! Even enjoying the Chinese adverts at half time #nufc

I’ve had a drink, but Lewis Hall is easily the best player in The Premier League #nufc

Missis shouting at me for shouting. Retreating to the other room with the moody firestick 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

FFS. PSR - the gift that keeps on giving… #nufc

In case we ever needed a reminder about what a horrible selfish nasty fat cunt our old owner was when it comes to money #nufc

Please God, when we solidify ourselves as top 4, can we never ever become anything like Arsenal. Shit atmosphere (Emirates even worse than the Library), horrible nasty entitled fans, and a general cuntish vibe around everything they do. I cannot wait for them to bottle it yet again this season #nufc

Catching up with Match of the Day and still milking yesterday’s results as much as possible, but fuck me, Wayne Rooney, a superb player, but thick as shite. He can hardly string a coherent sentence together. Chappers looks like his carer. #nufc

Need to start sitting deep away from home. Like the original Eddie Howe days. Grind out results and hit them on the break. We’re not good enough to dominate away from home. #nufc

Every year a tiny championship team gets promoted and surprises everyone and gets a few flukey results. And then next season they get found out and relegated while the other team drink champagne and wallow in champions league football. #nufc

Just had an argument with the missis. She says that Tom Daly is a national treasure, but I think he’s an arrogant shit 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

We’ve not had a proper pre season! I’m confused? It’s never their fault 🤷‍♂️. #nufc

A battling, hearty performance where all tactics flew out the window in the 2nd. An incredible finish and I’m celebrating the win! Any negativity can fuck off with your glory hunting ways. #nufc

I’ve got a new bezzie, he’s not quite black and white but he’s grey and a ledge… #cat #persian #nufc

That’s a tough one to take. Mainly cuz Arsenal and their fans are utter cunts, but also the goals were soft set piece shite. #nufc

LiVARpool + Manure = 🤗 Glory hunting wanky plastic fans 🤪🤪🤪 We’ll probably lose to the Arse tomorrow, but today’s a good day. #nufc

Seen a bit of negativity on socials, but we did what we had to do against a low block. 3 points 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just celebrate Big Nick smashing it on his debut! #nufc

I fucking love Sandro Tonali. What a fantastic, eloquent and considered lad. We’re lucky to have him. Fuck Isak, the complete opposite. I don’t want his toxicity anywhere near our dressing room. #nufc

I want the Arse to spank Manure this afternoon 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

Big Dan Burn Fucking Legend. The way he played and the way he spoke on TNT. We’re gonna be just fine this season. There’s only one greedy bastard. #nufc

Used to like Liverpool. During the Keegan era, even during the 4-3’s losses I respected the fans/team/culture along with our mutual hatred of the entitled Manure glory hunting scum. Anyway, that seems like a long time ago now… #nufc

Well done Palace! LiVARpool could have done with a decent striker such as Isak today! You can have him the rat bastard #nufc

Everything’s going to be fine because Joelinton is a fucking beast man! #nufc

This is Captain Pugwash and behind him is Professor Percy Parsnip. Just thought they should say ‘hello’ on here. #cats #persian

Never posted before. Left Facebook as I got hacked (17 years of memories gone) went on Twitter for football gossip, got drawn into politics (lunatics racists and weirdos) and now I’m here. Hopefully we can move forward!