I love when my tummy hurts because then I get to have a yummy antacid treat

ppl who think sphinx cats are ugly have no soul

all the borzoi gifs on tenor suck

christ

i like how there are some parts of mario all-stars that sound like the music was recorded in a tiny bathroom

Writing a story in my spare time to indulge this incredibly specific fantasy i've been having recently. Here's a little doodle depicting the most recent scene I wrote. 🐼📊📂

crazy how every single one these albums came out this year

lerd zerpplern

me when I have to 100% super mario world because im bored

this has to be the fifth existential crisis I've had in a grocery store this year. what about these places specifically do this to me

I wish I was back in NY.

I dig all of @bigassbukie.bsky.social's sonas but naturally I gravitate towards Rosegold because of their....... uhm........... yeah

I love that all the snow is melting. Fuck You Snow.

When your job only gives you the day of off to celebrate Christmas... it really doesn't cut it when your parents are divorced.

vinny art renaissance dump just in time for my 1,000th tweet. Thank you everyone for being patient with me. Love you all ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

I fucking hate december

Death is a gift

When I got home from MFF I had this new sense of optimism that everyone can be friendly with each other if we tried. But now that i'm fully integrated back into the normie world it's abundantly clear to me that that's not how the world works. At least not anymore.

oh my god I feel like death

my coworkers have the manners of barnyard animals

con crud is kicking my ass today *family guy death pose*

had a dream that oneyplays ended their channel with a three second video titled "funniest video imaginable" and it was a red paintball landing on a boxed copy of Super Mario Bros. 3

Oh, god i'm on the emotional downswing, aren't I

My brain feels foggy

if i reach 100 followers i will i will i will

[ visual stimuli ]

go Beatles, distract me from the fact i'm working six days a week from here on out

I hate work. I hate the concept of work. I hate having more than half my life sucked up by people who don't give a shit about me.

she knows what I am now #mff #mff2025

con cryptids #mff #mff2025

It's like I never even left

I dont want to take off my badge

chapstick is a scam. it works for about an hour or so but when your lips get dry again you keep reaching for the stick and repeat the cycle until you've used the whole thing in a timespan of a couple days.

slowly being integrated back into normie world is pretty upsetting

When I told my last friend goodbye I felt my heart sink deep into my stomach.

goddddd I wish I had a couple more hours

70s - 1980 era Prince is the vibe for when i'm most sexually and emotionally free I think

my suitcase is very noticeably heavier lmao

@mattthetooncat.bsky.social SCP-8008135

I'm so fucking happy rn

My throat hurts from talking so much about things that I've kept to myself for my entire life.

oh I get it! hy att! the place where you say "hi" at!

hello new followers. I love you

crazy taxi with a wheel is almost a completely different experience than with a controller. damn

i feel like my life has purpose now