Flash forward: "Skynet has employed humans for over a decade," said union rep Bob Person. "Their new contract with Cyberdyne is a betrayal of the human workers who are the lifeblood of the company. The newly-contracted T-800 workforce has none of our passion or expertise." tinyurl.com/3bprmcua

Is it too much to ask for a painted, all-the-characters-hanging-onto-each-other-for-dear-life quest movie poster treatment for One Battle After Another?

1⁄2 ≠ 1

Spinotti, a tremendous cinematograper, can tell himself whatever he likes to sleep at night. But even FOX News and CBS don't pay [checks notes] $28 MILLION directly into the pockets of the First Family when they conduct an interview. Documentaries can be journalistic, but they are not journalism.

Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college: 1. Geological Catastrophes 2. The Musical Film 3. Yiddish Literature 4. P. T. Barnum (tutorial, my syllabus) 5. Developmental Psychology

"He's a real nowhere man Making all his nowhere plans Living in his nowhere van down by the river."

un extraterrestre que no viene de star wars ni de star trek

Sam Elliot is great in this episode.

Happy anniversary to an absolute banger, also a blueprint for much loving homage from Sinners. This from @rockmarooned.bsky.social.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Primate (2025)

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Post four TV couples you love (both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)

I was going to prompt Grok to create images of Musk being paraded through public streets in a bikini, tarred, feathered, sexually assaulted by horny incels, and violently executed... but I believe in self-imposed limits on free speech in a civil society, so I won't. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's decision to take the oath of office in the Turtles' hideout from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze is a stark contrast from the days of Eric Adams, who was sworn in from the Technodrome.

Man, they don't make family movies like they used to. Ernest Goes to Camp has a violent native American hazing ritual AND a Josef Mengele joke in the first five minutes! (This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)

Make a Bond film casual Dr. Maybe

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The only good news about the latest #60Minutes cowardice is that in about 3-4 years, we stand to get one helluva Michael Mann movie.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go. 😬

Timeline cleanser: This emoji approximates the expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.

Real Sans Serif of Nottingham energy from Rubio. youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ?...

You will be visited by three spirits.

Junji Ito's "Layers of Fear" (2017)

picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account

All this confetti during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really murder on the broadcast's bitrate.

Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?

Is This Remote Island Companion Conscious? Many castaways feel they're talking to a real person.

Low-key cinema's saddest Dracula. Always mesmerizing onscreen. Always made things more interesting just by showing up. R.I.P. #UdoKier

A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's Rock on London Rock on Chicago Wheaties, breakfast of champions @wesleywillis.bsky.social

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything, all at once?"

I have completed my Night of The Trilogy physical media collection.

Luc Besson's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.

One of the absolute Greats. A huge loss. As if Ran, Yojimbo, and Sword of Doom aren't enough... his performance in Harakiri is one of the most moving things in cinema. R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy.

"Ziplines?"

. roadtrip reality series on Bravo co-starring George Soros . valet parking attendant at the Ritz-Carlton in Istanbul . The Masked Singer

This is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.

Well, well, well, look who's warring on Christmas now. Half of it... gone.

NYC! This year's ballot proposals are tricky ones. The "learn more" links on this page offer the best, least partisan pro/con summaries I've found so far. Now if someone could just point me to info on the Supreme Court Justice candidates... www.nycvotes.org/whats-on-the... #NYCVotes

Hollywood power couple right here.

In Coppola's Dracula, Winona Ryder's Mina asks Dracula to "Take me away from all this death." In Del Toro's Frankenstein, Mia Goth's Elizabeth has the inverse vibe with the Monster and basically be like "Take me away from all this life."