ICE men should be subject to the same registration and residency restrictions as adult sex offenders, with the same results.

Canada rules the skies above San Francisco. Not a single Blue Angel in sight to challenge their air supremacy. #FleetWeek #SanFrancisco #RCAF #Snowbirds #Aviation

The tide is too damn high again today. Thanks, century and a half of indiscriminate carbon emissions.

Yes,I would like to speak to the San Francisco Bay’s manager, please. The high tide is too high and it’s too hot outside there in the afternoons. As an American, I expect….

Recent events really throwing into focus how liberal elites see right-wing elites their colleagues, not dangerous and determined enemies who are trying to destroy us.

I just hope that, wherever he is right now, the president is suffering.

Homie looks like the book jacket photo for a guy who farts out the most cringe and derivative novels about Licensed Fantasy Roleplaying Setting where there’s always an icky subplot where Nebbishy Self-Insert Hero impregnates Sexualized Monster Queen.

Mars, 2035. Elon Musk and his his “Legion” of 1,488 sons brutally shanked to death by a mob of Non-premium Users as the Oxygen Wars reach a terrifying climax. On Earth, dozens of spares emerge from hiding to discover a shell game of debt and embezzlement where Grok is the only heir who gets a cent.

Feels like the word “asshole” is underused in the current discourse. The people ruining everything aren’t just bad people doing things out of professional commitment to evil. They’re fucking *assholes*.

Rise like lions from the sofa Like a bottomless mimosa Shake your chains to earth like dew Which in sleep had fallen on you We are normies, they are few #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

[Exit King.]

“The two genders?” #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Is that even sour cream? #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

“Plunk!” #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

“Weirdo riding a chicken” is the SF version of “colonial re-enactor guy” in showing up in Boston. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

“🎶 Too late to be know as Don the First…” #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Its a public service. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

🍆🎾🎾 #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Woody would approve. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Either. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

What’s Smokey’s stance on burning it all down, tho? #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

#NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

But poodles are smart. Dumb motherfucker is Putin’s Pekingese.

But poodles are smart. Dumb motherfucker is Putin’s Pekingese.

Just asking questions here. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Me too, but nevertheless here we are. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Would also have accepted “Sturmabteilung”. #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Fucking Florida Man #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

#NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

A message to the president. (And the vice president?) #NoKings #NoKingsSF #resist

Has “5th floor window” overtaken “leaving for Mars in a pharmaceutical-powered rocket” in the betting markets yet.

Really sucks to be living in the timeline where Biff got the almanac.

United still inviting passengers with disabilities to pre-board. I’m pretty sure that’s DEI and will get us all thrown in the Trump Camps.

JD Vance visit Donald Trump next!

One day he will be gone and dogs will shit on his grave.

Down with the king.

On days like today, it’s nice to remember that every king winds up under a pyramid (or a parking lot in Leicester) eventually.

The “Elon Musk Be So Ashamed of Losing That You Fuck Off To Mars Tonight” challenge.

Breaking: Trump announces further anti-DEI measures at Department of Portation.

More depressingly, Northwestern cancels Assassins because John Wilkes Booth sings beautifully about the heroism of the South in the Civil War and almost sways you, then uses a foul slur to remind everyone why he really shot Lincoln. It's a truly wonderful song. www.broadwayworld.com/article/Nort...

Heading to the airport for the first time since America became Great Again. Hope I don’t die!

The peepee tape is real in Trump’s heart, even if not necessarily in Putin’s VCR.

Dear OPM, Pursuant to your message dated Saturday and terms of my position description, please note my key accomplishments last week as follows: 1. Got up; stood up 2. Came and put my hands up 3. Upon getting the feeling, jumped across ceiling 4. Came to get down (2 occasions) 5. Jumped around

Donald Has only got one ball Hegseth Has two, but very small JD’s Hung like a baby Poor Elon Has no schlong At all

Fuck the king.

The Trump-Musk dynamic.

Dear lord, please receive the soul of your child, Donald J Trump, into your loving embrace soon. But not quickly.

Exclusive: Trump to Appoint Self Musical Director of Met Opera, Manager of NY Yankees, and Host of New Years Rockin’ Eve

Breaking: Trump Directs Commerce Department to Develop National Hotness Standard for Lingerie and Swimsuit Models

Elon Has only got one ball Donald Has two but very small Hegseth Has half his eggs left And poor BigBalls Has no balls At all