A little late for mother's day but...!

I see you Colman Domingo. #metgala

On one hand, another entirely preventable catastrophic loss of life in a place where young people should feel safe. On the other hand, the university got to put that mass shooting public statement template to work. Only four fields to update for next time. Efficient.

FINE but I’m gonna sign the inside cover like I wrote the thing first

Finally started reading Invincible only to find that my library just straight up does not have a copy of the ultimate collection volume 5. 1+ copies each of volumes 1-4 and 6-12, zero volume 5. About to buy a copy and read it and then donate it because it bothers me THAT MUCH.

Someone tell me what the catch is here, this seems like too good of a deal for $700. Is it just the meh CPU?

How I choose to believe the worm in his head is piloting RFK Jr.

Tell me the worm isn’t driving here

Cartoonist R.E. Burke detained by ICE on backpacking trip

So these rockets Musk keeps blowing up…is that the same rocket he’s planning to use to bring back the astronauts on the ISS? Does SpaceX have some second rocket type they’re sending that doesn’t have a 50% explosion rate?

I just need the economy to stay stable long enough for me to find out if I got tickets to see the Savannah Bananas in September.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Started watching the Pitt, didn’t realize how badly I subconsciously wanted an ER reboot. The people yearn for Noah Wyle in a medical setting.

I'm gonna open the John C. Woods Center for Political Reform and I'll invite Musk and Trump to be the first folks to the speakers' podium.

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

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Speaking as an auditor—what Musk is doing is not an audit. You don’t shut down operations and lock people out of systems during an audit. Even if you suspect malfeasance—shutting everything down just makes it harder to find. What Musk is doing is SOP for a company about to be scrapped for parts.

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The clean eating health nut fanatics who are pro RFK Jr are probably the most confusing to me. Are they not aware that he’s been on illegal drugs his entire life? Do they think he just looks like that?

The premiere starts one hour from now. No worries if you don't plan to stay up and sit through the whole thing. It will be available to watch at your own leisure later on at 11 AM PST. But if you're coming in tonight, I will be in there with you at least for a while.

This Friday. Trailer included. This is it. Closest you'll get to a documentary on this. And aside from one single pre-arranged interview, this should be considered my final word. There is zero reason for me to interact with bad faith arguments at all ever again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Yh...

If you people cyberbully the monkey musical movie out of theaters before I get a chance to see it I will never forgive you

Checked this out because I like to be informed when I talk shit about someone—can anything tell me if its worth reading? I’m a few chapters in and the author seems kind of up Musk’s ass a bit.

Dirty Dancing teaches that abortion rights are good and you should never date a guy who reads Ayn Rand, which is 90% of what you need to get through life

It’s back!!

If you've never donated to Wikipedia, now's the time. Elon Musk is attacking it because it's one of the only sources of honest, curated information that he can't control. www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...

I think we, as a culture, have really done ourselves a disservice by letting Patreon get positioned as a service people pay for. Patreon isn't supposed to be about paying for access to certain works. It's supposed to be about investing in creators so those works can exist.

THE HATEFUL EIGHT was released 9 years ago this week. Quentin Tarantino’s second western in succession, and an unofficial sequel to Django Unchained, the making of story like reading a letter from Abraham Lincoln… 1/34

Trying to imagine what I would do if I ever had to take a direct order from Vivek Ramaswamy. I’m pretty sure I would just join Al Qaeda immediately. Even if it was just “please deliver this letter” I’d be like “I’ll deliver this letter right up your ass.”

I've been playing video games ever since video games existed and there is no one on this Earth I despise more than gamers.

The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.

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The most annoying clitorally challenged man babies on the internet have made an empire out of keeping their young male fans outraged over nonsense. They peddle in making teenagers as miserable as they are by hating women and keeping them more depressed and isolated while thinking it's a movement

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Every issue of Dennis O'Neil's THE QUESTION ended with a specific reading recommendation which tied into the themes of the series. Here, I will compile a complete list of his entire curated collection. THE QUESTION #1 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Robert Pirsig

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“.. users have been ditching Elon Musk-owned X .. the site is seemingly drowning in bots, extreme content, crypto scams, ads, pornography, racism, transphobia and misinformation.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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I said I'd do a sketch portrait giveaway at 300 Follows and now I can!! Here are the reqs to enter: 🌻 You have to be following me! lol 🌻 Likes/Reshare = 1 entry each (so up to 2 times!) 🌻 Reply with who you'd like a portrait of* 🌻 Ends noon PST Dec 13th! #artraffle #giveaway #ffxiv #ff14

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New week. Suit up... Art by Lukas Werneck #xmen

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

Jackie Chan's Police Story is a Christmas movie

Here is a list of accounts found so far in this “Democrat” network. All of them are pushing the same “allstaredge” website filled with plagiarized content. @safety.bsky.app bsky.app/profile/did:...

My favorite variant I’ve done for the year! Wonder Woman #18! Wanted her to look like a GLOW wrestler. #dccomics

Thanks for 2k followers! I know my online following largely came from quote dunking on assholes, so it’s a nice feeling that some of you stuck around even on a site where I don’t do that 😂