🤠 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗪𝗲𝘀𝘁 . . .

Daleks atop a Skyscraper . . .

The Dalek Chav . . . INIT 'N' STUFF . . .'N' SHIT . . .

I needed that . . .

Temperatures are forecast to rise as high as 33C in parts of the UK as a potential heatwave develops across the long bank holiday weekend.

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Behind the scenes at a Dalek AI data centre . . . Drawn by me . . . LOL . . I see the irony . . .

Mutants . . . Outlaws . . . Killbillies . . . Then Daleks . . . "Yee-haw!"

This is not going to end well . . .

MasterChef 2026 contestants: Confirmed cast for season 22 Let's meet the chefs whipping up a storm in the kitchen this year . . .

CARYY ON . . . EX-TER-MIN-AT-ING . . . Ooh, Matron! The Doctor’s in for a very different kind of check-up . . .

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Forget THE BOE/JACK RAMP . . . Here's how Jack gets head . . . Or do you have a different explanation . . . EXPLAIN 👇

Daleks atop a Skyscraper . . .

🤠 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗪𝗲𝘀𝘁 . . .

GAS 'n' SHIT 'n' STUFF . . . A Clumsy crib of a Larson, a re-re-imagining . . . I saw on another page . . . But the face of Andy was in the style of Don Martin the mad cartoonist so I did a Don Martin - Larson.

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Look closely . . .

This makes me feel a bit . . . What fun flavours can you come up with . . . 👇

They’re looking for a few good men. Well just their heads . . .

Passport found in constituency of Flydale North area, London. ID belonging to a HARRIET JONES . . . Please comment if this is yours or if you know them. . . . Any information would help . . . 👇 Don't you think she looks tired . .

Meanwhile . . .

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The Ood Couple . . . One is a fastidious neat-freak. The other is a slob. But since they share a hive mind, Ood One can literally feel Alpha One's messy apartment in his own brain . . .

Official Statement . . . The PM MARK VII DALEK has told his cabinet he will remain in his office despite growing calls for his EX-TER-MIN-AT-ING today . . .

DALEK TWISTER . . .

Banned Dalek jokes . . .

Dalek YOGA Class . . . That's it Nigel . . . you've got it . . . LEVITATE ! . . .LE-VI-TATE !!

Meanwhile . . .

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HOW TO MAKE A DALEK MORE EVIL . . I HAVE DE-TEC-TED AN IL-LE-GAL VE-HI-CLE . . . VI-O-LA-TION! . . . VI-O-LA-TION! . . . VI-O-LA-TION! . . . VI-O-LA-TION!!!! . . .

CAN YOU FIND WALLY . . . .

ANGELS . . . What crime would you like them to solve . .

It's the wrong trousers Gromit and they've gone Dalek . . .