fuckin rats ate my watermelon starts

Roxane's friend gave me weed for helping her move lolol

Still adjusting to having real dreams since I quit THC

Kagi seemed nice but no ads meant 50 searches before I had to pay. So I'm gonna try Yahoo. Fuckit

This same president was completely MIA this morning during our biggest event of the year. It went off without a hitch but what kind of person signs up to be PTA president and then totally shirks their duties

Ran 5 miles. Picked up a rosemary plant from a friend and carried that home for the last mile. That part kinda sucked but I didnt want to go out again

they told me "Yes, this has been an issue for years and we are working with our Agency IT/security policy folks on those DNS records." YEARS

Who do we gotta talk to to get airnow.gov to resolve without the www dot

Smelling the #BainFire all the way in Redlands. Time to bust out the air filter

Grilled peaches and vanilla ice cream for dessert

Roxane bought me a fuerte avocado tree 🥑

Lassen NP is one of those parks that feels otherworldly as soon as you get there. I need to go back

Made some chicken parmigiana for dinner

I saw an elementary school employee wearing those camera raybans. I should report that shit, right?

Finally getting around to watching the Minecraft movie with the kids. Jack Black was such a terrible choice.

This is the jam

Our energy usage went DOWN by 15% YOY but our energy expense went UP by 44% YOY so that's super cool

Post run freshly picked shower peach >>>>

Mmmm sour gummy dust in my inhaler

DJing on Friday but for reals this time

San Diego. On paper it looks great. But when you're there amongst the people, the vibe is always off.

Starting over with Mike Duncan's Revolutions podcast. Mexico is up first this time

Still hating myself for putting a dollar sign and writing "dollar". Stupid idiot

I love this game so much

Scored a brand new one of these yesterday!

Man it's really wild when a peer casually drops a "my parents bought us our $850,000 dollar house" like it's nbd

The best part of the local garden group I'm in is that there's zero pressure to actually meet anyone. Porch pickups back and forth all day

🎶🎵 it's the most wonderful time of yearrrrrr 🎶🎵

10 mile dad run. I'm dead.

Goodnight #nowplaying #jazzsky

This morning's reveille

I want a chicken sandwich with extra extra pickles

We're having so many little quakes over the last few days!

Little jolty earthquake just woke me

Stopped smoking weed (boo) but I'm running fasterrrrrr (yay)

I know the wonderful company is awful but these pistachios are so good. Every flavor better than the last

Interview went great but unfortunately they're probably gonna make me an offer that I have to refuse. 9-80 schedule, 6:30am start time 😭

There it is

man who knew perlite was so damn expensive wtf

On Monday Roxane had a minor surgery to remove a few hidradenitis supporativa lesions and of course the kids have been incredibly awful since

Gave away a bunch of plants I propagated. Trying to step up my milkweed game so I can have a native plant stand out front like @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

Gotta love this one

Rachel Entrekin poised for the W! Incredible

3 women currently in the top 5 of Cocodona 250. you just love to see it

If the nps cambot doesn't post a Crater Lake pic soon I'm gonna have to unfollow

Time for a quiet storm

Yay it's raining. I put my warm slippers away months ago. Feels weird to bring them back out in May

Wow surprised myself with a 9:49 pace 5k! Fastest in recent memory

I think I'm gonna read Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman next

Got a hand-me-down jogger stroller so I took the 2yo out for 8k 🏃🏽🚸