One last hurrah with @imharperoneill.bsky.social before they gore my crotch tomorrow

Two more days

Make therapist laugh = 1 point to client Make client cry = 1 point to therapist

When starting with a new therapist it's important to first demonstrate that you are better at their job than they are.

Motherfucker can do anything for two weeks

Accidental Expidition 33 cosplay (I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)

The destiny of every bound thing is to be unbound

Yes and no

Angrily pacing my livingroom while I wait for them to cut my dick off.

I think everything is going to be ok. Everything could go away tomorrow and it would still be ok. This is a very good ride.

Gender dysphoria: 🙅‍♀️❌️ Genderalized anxiety disorder: 🙆‍♀️✅️

I refuse to work with a therapist who isn't secretly the limb of a vast and unknowable eldrich god

I refuse to work with a therapist who couldn't beat me in a fight

I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't swear at least once in the first meeting.

I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't have visible tattoos

@imharperoneill.bsky.social got em

Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO

Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I don't know you're acting ways because of reasons

I...what?

Me, a therapist, to a client: "The nice thing about being delusional is you can't tell when it's failing."

I don't want a therapist. I want my mom.

Can ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ you ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ ＼ / / ＼＼not ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉ (_／

"What's your type of boy?" "...girl"

Talking to a trauma response is not so different from talking to AI

Did you know that if you do telehealth there's a non-zero percent chance your therapist isn't wearing pants?

(Negative affect)

Weep with a straight back, open heart

My partner's 6-year-old's feedback on my apartment: "This place really matches your vibe." The youth don't miss.

Pretty plz

All I ever really wanna do is make noises and writhe and cuddle and die.

RAW UNREFINED BEAUTY

Idk I'm really just here to like things my girlfriend posts

It me

Picked the wrong ending in a videogame and now I'm convinced there's something wrong with me

What if I'M the reason the government is bad?

I want this as a tattoo

Doctor reviewing my chart: Everything about you looks really normal and stable. Me: Lol ok

📷: @scriptablecat.bsky.social